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Well, since everyone is still having a whinge and forgot this... 3 - Kingy 2 - take your pick out of kiks, Mann, Taaffe, Critta, Kiraz 1 - Gerard Sutton. Made enough shitty decisions that Analsley will no doubt support on Monday so I'll be collecting a shitload of tickets. At least I get...

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/bulldogs/its-round-but-its-obviously-flat-nrl-stars-bizarre-conspiracy-theory-confession/news-story/259681a5557fe1f387b6a8470c637245 Hmmmm. Hopefully the brain was a little distracted on this one. But I'm not optimistic.

Per Mark Hunt in an interview with Helwani - someone offered him millions to take a dive in a fight in Australia. And I would believe him, never been one to blow his own load. Hunt has fought in Australia a few times, from K1 to UFC and more recently boxing. Now I'm sort of a view thats its...

In light of the new TK where we all meditate and sing kumbayah - heres your chance to post your best ASMR videos. Important to share the love. Keep it clean please. Here's a couple of my faves - we call this in my work dam porn. Gotta wait until about half way through for the real fun to...

Happy New Year all. - Hoping the Dogs actually get their proverbial together in 2024. - Hoping in light of the mods announcement we all take a moment to consider how we interact with each other. - Hoping resistance to Lizard domination finally ends. If I can get 2 out of 3 I'll be happy...

Okey dokey kennellers. Bought a car for the missus last week (Mazda - not buying a Hyundai turd if u paid me - fck u @Blue_boost). And now I have an itch to scratch myself. Got some very good value on my current car (mebbe around $30k) and toying with the idea of either a Nissan Z or an EV...

So get a bill from my electricity provider today. Basically $2k, back billed to November last year. I'm like wtf? Due to be direct debited mid-November. Sitting after the bill email is another email telling me that I've been back billed because of 'new meter information'. Nice try fckrs - one...

I know a range of names have come up being associated with WimpGate but apart from Davey - anyone know where all the other names have come from? Apparently Weidler reckoned Burns called a wrestle session on himself for some reason and reckon'd it wasn't a huge deal. Yet Burns name is one of the...

Don't know haven't watched it. Seasons ended for me a couple of hours ago. Plus I know it will be something about effort, execution and Avo's knee.

3 pts. Father time for making this shit show finally over. 2 pts. Morrin and Wilson for being the only 2 trying all game. 1 pt Kasey Badger for showing being shit as a ref is not related to gender.

Well. So CC calls out the 5 guys walking after the Dogs bomb and Manly made the break up field. Then Burton is asked what he thought was behind the lack of effort like that and mumbled some waffle. So I went back to the highlights to see who the five guys walking are. Probably the most notable...

Rinse, wash, repeat.

3 pts Ange Postecoglou for fckng up Man Utd 2 pts for TPJ for showing us more proof today he did the right thing by the club 1 pt for the poor Dogs fans on screen early on. If you're reading bro's - save your cash in future. And a special mention to CC. That 'we're fckd but I'm seeing signs of...

For the masochists amongst us.

No fckng idea for this but I'll give it a go. 3 pts - @Fear.The.Roo for putting shit on our players and Tolman at the same time live (check out his thread) 2 pts - 4 min TPJ. Best prop in the game by a mile. 1 pts - Tim Sheens for telling the NRL the refs are fckd without being fined. Good...

So this is the charge sheet as of yesterday. So going through this who actually attempted a tackle. Brown and Fotuaika - Luai just went in with a pure shoulder charge to the face of Nelson while being held. Who got hurt - only CNF from the Fotu tackle. Then I look at the Burgess shot last...

Thats either @maroondog72 or @CQDog asking the second question. One of u bogans needs to fess up :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy:

So because I'm a curious guy - interested in what the Knights fan forum thought before and after this. Link down the bottom if you want to troll (and if you really do, after today you probably need professional help). Here is some of the better stuff and note the time stamps on some of the posts.

Saw this from one of the Victorian soccer teams a while ago when half the fan base bought tix, showed up and just stood there with their backs turned for most of the game. No idea of the score or why but the message was sent that the fans are not fckng happy. We'll buy tix to support the club...

3 points - the Dogs fan that was putting shit on Ponga when he was converting the 60th Point 2 points - every dogs fan that stuck around to the end to put shit on the team 1 point - to the touchie that ruled a forward pass when it was a mile backwards to save us from 70 This is a sad day gentlemen.

Cannot script this stuff. From the Walsh ref swearing hearing. Thoroughly encourage everyone to check out the messages from the hearing on Fox Sports. So - some of the best. David Fifita giving evidence. Oops. All you suit guys scare all 120kg of me because I'm a bad boy. And the...

Hey Kennellers (but fck off if you are a fin supporter). Gotta take my missus and fam somewhere for Lunch on Sunday - kids 18th birthday. Here's my dilemma. Just some background on the participants. Me - as you all know - the Lizard Lord only eats da best. Missus - wants to go to a place she...

Out run by 600m. Only four guys that crept over 100 run metres (Sharks - nine guys) After the debacle of missing 55 tackles last week and the promise we would work on D - it really worked. We only missed 57 tackles this week. Sharks committed 14 errors - not that you would have noticed. PCM was...

Ok - so here we go again for this week. Try 1 - lets not go there. I have it on good authority the bunker was having cones and pressed the wrong button. Try 2: Probably the starting point is Burton gave away 6 again on the 5th tackle for.... playing dry hump in a 1 on 1 tackle. I probably...

Q: TPJ is possibly gunna miss out on origin. How do you support him through that? A: Show him a video of todays game and remind him of his paycheck? :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy: :tearsofjoy:

I'm almost embarrassed to post this thread. 3 Preston 2 Preston 1 Preston Remember watching Manly tap us for 60 a few years ago. We were just outplayed that night. Tonight - it looked we just grabbed some randoms. Like can anyone please explain to me wtf our wingers were consistently two...

Has to be Ivan Cleary, Luai and other Penrith players complaining in the media about JWH. From Ivan... It was a little condescending I thought and just unnecessary...

Appears Reed Mahoney was not charged with using his face to damage Sual'li's knees (otherwise known as the facial cannonball). Appears Sual'li is out for 3 weeks with a guilty plea for raising knees. And no penalty and missed by the bunker. Awesome. Great work NRL.

If you're not watching this on Spotlight on Channel 7 - check it out later online on Seven. Her side of the story has been everywhere. This is his side. This is the most mind boggling shit. This dude appears to have been completely screwed over. And for the girls on TK - my missus is watching...

Pretty simple shit really. Only covering the stuff that may not have been as obvious. Try #1. Here Kingy is obviously being done on the outside by Keary. KO has to take keary and if they can run hands and do us on the outside - fair play. Instead he buys the dummy and the rest is history. Try...

3 TPJ 2 Fox 1 Harry Few other very honourable mentions. Just none named Haze or Waddell.

As most of you would know - the Doogie is a bit of a renaissance man. Interests in many drugs things and a dab hand at most activities. Now like most people, I've a bucket list which I've ticked off a few but one which I missed my boat on was a trip to the Baltoro glacier in Pakistan - the...

Just heard something on the news that he's held in custody for choking some chick. Disappointed - if it was some old drunk instead - the champers would be popping...

Haven't watched it yet but my guess is - tried hard. Shot ourselves in the foot. Happy to have Pele back.

Biggest take home message - get the ball to Avo so the Crab doesn't have it. Yeah - thats fair.

So watching the Bunnies Penriff game. And just wondering am I dreaming or is this a stitch up. Bunnies challenge after 10 mins that 5th tackle and whether Yeo had played at the ball. So the on field decision is nah - Yeo hasn't played at it and that the Souths guy just got tackled on the 5th...

Okey dokey - here we go. 3 - whomever cut open Guthowhine. I'll take small wins 2 - Kingy 1 - TPJ (and for a 1st run for a while - loved the controlled aggression)

Missus took the kid to the Easter show today and they bought some Penny's Pork Crackling. They mentioned to the stall holder they support the dogs and knew they were a player sponsor. The stall holder was stoked and threw the fam another half dozen bags of pork for knicks. The message - support...

Seems no one is keen for this so I'll give it a go. 3 - King/Preston (probably don't play any other week but we're so short on troops) 2 - Burton, gave it a go all the way to the end 1 - Suttons mums obstetrician. Have it on a good authority he recommended an abortion - gotta give a point for...

Talking to my kid today (before the game) and said if we swapped the Tigers halves for ours - we'd be a top 8 team. Not saying Brooks and Dohicky are any good - just that Flanno and Burton are bad. Ok - Burton showed tonight what he can do so I'll leave this to the HB. Here's a list of the...

League is bit stale at the moment. We're doing ok but I miss my league biff. So challenging all to put up there best biff videos. This is a bit more than biff but by far the craziest shit I've seen - should get you inspired (and thanks to PNG footy - u guys are sick fckers - plenty more than this).

Amongst the usual disputes amongst team selections, religious and political beliefs and of course, how shit is chicken salt - felt a little competition is in order. No prizes - just be fairly cool if someone can guess this (and once guessed - would challenge someone else to throw up an option)...

Reed at #7. Service is on point. Game management is on point. Has the respect of the players. Can play 80 mins. Short kicking game is on point. Not a fan of addition by subtraction but surely we can find someone to play at 9. Thoughts? Cannot go another year of Flanno - its bad for my mental...

Special on Channel 7 about the Cronulla riots on atm. Was running a custom Harley shop at the time at Taren Point and remember when it went down thinking fair play - knew the lifeguards and girls at Cronulla had copped a hard time for years from middle eastern kids. Bit overboard but fck me, no...

https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2022-latrell-mitchell-to-join-fox-sports-for-2023-nrl-season-what-shows-will-he-appear-on-news-updates/news-story/2e70fa6ad7a1b51cd8f1839fc2c85fb9 Kayo here I come....

Have to say - struggling to think of a footy player I despise more at the moment. Lets rolls through the rap sheet... - Broke covid regulations and got done shooting shit up on a property. The excuse? Getting in touch with his aboriginality. Sure, tribal aboriginals are well known for their...

Normally cannot stand rugby but Koroibete fck me - left winger making the tackle on the right touchline has to be about the best I've ever seen in any code. Stupidly brilliant.

This week: Last week: Towelled up in run meters and towelled up in line breaks and post contact. The forwards are either not getting meters or we are giving up too many meters. Last week we defended our ass off to keep it respectable against a good team. This week against shit, we give up...

Just a heads up if in Sydney and surrounds. BOM are all over the shop with rainfall forecasts for the next 5 days - they've doubled rain during the day. If you're prone to flooding - keep your ears out as this is changing very quickly.

I had 3 discover NSW vouchers - they expire tonight. https://www.9news.com.au/national/nsw-dine-and-discover-vouchers-2022-donate-unused-coupons-charities-pay-it-forward/70e27620-dffb-4475-8ba9-10f4d4ef6011 I have none now.

https://www.9news.com.au/national/teen-caught-driving-motorised-esky-carrying-drugs-around-melbourne-suburb/5ada4274-af52-4e35-abc4-e1e0a929ded7 and b4 anyone asks - not my kid (but wish he was)....

Pretty cool thing...

How did they know???

Just watched the boys celebrating. Noticed 3 things... 1) All the usual 'i'm gunna leave' victims were hitting it hard.... 2) Topine came from nowhere to lead the song (in a suit jacket)... 3) Flanagan hung around the back and sort of joined in and out. Read that as u will.

Thought I'd create a thread to remind people, that for all the differences in Oz, we're pretty lucky when it gets down to it. This shit went down in China recently. https://www.abc.net.au/news/2022-06-13/police-arrest-nine-after-vicious-assault-on-women-in-china/101146990 Go to some of the...

No idea how to post a poll but hypothetically whats worse. Flanagan as a footballer or SBW as a media commentator. I'm torn - cannot pick it.

Fck me - just saw an interview with him about Tedesco's origin selection. He is well on the way to serious mental issues - he's brain fckd. Sounded like he's a recovering stroke victim. Never liked the guy but fck me - Roosters need some accountability on this. They knew a while ago he was in...

Here this out - then flame away. Sports is not really different to business. You have a set income and you need to make it work. So to be profitable, we need to either sell more than our competitors or lower our cost of manufacturing - similar to any other business. So lets start with...

So Jarryd gets a walk for calling out Slutton for putting him on report. If you haven't seen it - link below. Watch carefully - Fisher Harris looks up to see where Slutton is, sees him close and then makes sure he looks like he's been shot. 8 pt try just to make it perfect. Robinson has a...

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If this is true - ffs....

So apparently Tariq Sims was on $650k at the Drags this year. Compare that to the $$$'s for some of our forwards. Depressing thought. Now to make it worse. Everyone probably knows he signed with the Storm for 1 year. What you might not know is the Storm have $200k left in their cap for next...

So Anzac game - Tupou clotheslines a dude in a potential try scoring position and gets... a penalty and on report. Jeremy Marshall Useless gets his arm caught in a tackle and gets.... 10 in the bin + the penalty. Its all become a fckng joke now.

Tbaz currently shares the record for the worse win % for Bulldogs coach in history. Per wiki back to the Gus days (games, wins, losses, draws) In case you want to know who he currently shares the record with - its good old Tedda Courtney. Sure you remember our coach during the stupendously...

Game over. Disappointing loss. Positives: - Forwards played well for 40 mins - Shiraz looked good - Halves looked ok when they were patient - Cannot really complain about the on field ref - 2 complete rooks on the field and neither looked out of place there. Negatives: - Any game where u let...

I had an argument with someone today. I believe I'm right and the other dick is wrong. Once I learnt the truth of this - I refused to ever support it again. The issue at question is - do you have chicken salt on hot chips? I'd rather have my nuts cut off than eat chicken salt. Plain salt. End...

Ok Doggies. 29th May - Belmore Oval vs the Drag Queens. I propose we have a celebration - called give it to the ref day. I would like to see all the Kennellers there - plus add in any of your mates - and we spend the entire game telling the ref how fckng corrupt they are. No bottles - just an...

The key message was that Baz is a coner like me. Green shoots.... https://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-2022-trent-barrett-kyle-flanagan-canterbury-bulldogs-vs-penrith-panthers-round-5/news-story/b2fb3189085039fe0b3a7dec100caef2

We lose by 20 against the prems but... - we're down 68-32% on territory - only 24/37 completions - we played 12 on 14 for the whole game (we had Dufty and they had the ref) That has a 60 point game written all over it. Thought Flanno looked ok. Avo finally realised when the winger closes on...

Great card. - Volk way too good - Sterling wins as Yan keeps forgetting to fight for 2 rounds - @tonee, your man - what a fight. He's not sitting on only wearing one sig hit anymore. Burns gave him the kitchen sink. Thought Borz got the cookies but could see it being called a draw. And some...

Thought I'd brew overnight on this before I put anything up. Lets start with the game stats. All basically even except: - run metres 1500 odd to 1000 odd (and storm had the leg up on this with at least 200m in gifts). - line breaks 6 - 0 storm - offloads 22-10 doggies and we won the territory...

Save u the time fellas. We played the way we trained all week. Buckleys of scoring a point.

If u don't want to go through the motions. Lessons, tried hard.

After todays excellent refereeing performance by Ben Cummins I feel the Kennel needs to have a nickname for him. He spent 40 mins expanding our rectums and the next 40 realising he hadn't used lube, the screams would be too loud and the rest of the NRL couldn't ignore it. So he made up for it...

Sometimes, you need to dig far and deep to find sports that truly reflect the finer points of sportsmanship and truly expanding the limits of the human body. In that spirit - I bring you this. I've no idea who won but really, I think they're all winners...

Since the Kennel is the hub of the most esoteric, deep philosophical discussions - thought I would throw out this question. The reason. The bitch missus showed me the sons year 10 formal photos. So what was hiding in there: - chicks doing the beaver V - chicks throwing down some tongue - tit...

Disclaimer - was a big fan of the books backs in the day. With Wheel of Time out on Amazon last night - clocked in to check it out after the bitch missus went to bed. Pretty pissed by then, then realised they were showing 3 eps on release so kept going till I watched them all. Very pissed by the...

Have an update from the Robbo family. "Had chemo, still in a bit of pain but is able to talk a little better now. He will not find out the overall success until after Xmas however finger and everything else is crossed that it is good news. Thanks for checking in and I know that all the support...

Damn - thought smashing my kid in the head with my laptop would be good for it. Was wrong. Think its going to die shortly. Have had a Toshiba Kira Ultrabook for years (think 1st or 2nd gen I7) and swear its been bulletproof. Fck, the alum case has corroded and is falling apart and was still...

Saw a doco on the Cosmic Psycho's the other nite. Apart from being seriously fckng awesome (blokes you can trust if you want to google it). Had met thinking of best gig I ever went to. Sure some of the Kennelers have some stories to tell. To make it fair, probably should break it up into the...

Fck I hated him through the 80's. Good player but the archbishop would have been the best 7 in league if he didn't exist. Then he became a commentator and tbh, thought he was balanced except when we playing against the food (Eels). Biased cnt. Best wishes, full respect from an opponent as a...

I work with one of Robbo's family members and, with the family members permission, thought I would share this. “To all the Canterbury Bulldogs or sporting fans in general, Geoff Robinson is currently battling Cancer and the Robinson family are encouraging fans to send messages to give him the...

Heres how my presser would go. On behalf of the bulldogs, would like to apologise to Sue. I've been to the Nighties dressing room and made sure he's ok and apologised on behalf of the team. There's no excuse for such a blatant punch to the head, I'm surprised that Corey (actually NFI who did it...

Nathan Brown. History. Shoulder into Katoa's jaw. No arms. Katoa off for 30 mins for HIA. No penalty. Report only. Grade 1 charge. NRL. Is a fckng rort. Peace.

So Hetho hangs an arm out and gets Holmes with the hand. No damage but sent in the first 15-20mins. Sivo swings an arm, gets Doufi across the nose with the forearm and sends him into disney land with a busted honk with 25 mins to go - 10 mins. We're not getting the rub of the green until we...

To me this spoke volumes. Avo is on the ground and gets a left cross straight to the cheek. Thompson and Napa walk up and basically say to the dude, that wasn't very nice. In the 1st half, Koroisau drops his lollies and Schoup tackles him and then pushes him a little. Yeo runs 20m to start a...

Someone posted a thread about pet hates - for me its RL atm - its not the game I remember growing up with anymore. Why? Thought I take a trip down memory lane. Storm come into the comp in 1998. They do ok picking over the carcasses of other expansion teams until Bellamy comes on board in 2003...

Thought Avo and Wakeham offered more variety than Floppagan. Our attack looked better, especially liked how when nothing was on, they took a hit up rather than a dump off to a forward. Ok - more experience and we close this but given it was the first time Avo had taken the reins and Wakehams...

Excluding Elliott obviously having one too many head knocks and needing to retire to maintain his mental health, we lost this due to Hodgson being smarter. 1) If Thompson stays down and pretends his arm is in 2 pieces, guarantee Hodgson is off for 10 and we get a free interchange. Who cares if...

Just a Thursday evening alcohol fueled brain fart but was thinking about some of our successful teams over the last 40 years. Then thought what this team is missing and the first thing that came to mind was halfback leaders. What makes up a team leader??? 1) Quality, is a good footballer that...

1) Sack the defensive coach walking pay check. Conceded a gazzilion points already this season - can live with being beaten but not being a fkn turnstile 2) Get a capt that is prepared to walk up to a ref and say - you are fcking kidding. Give Thommo a Graham licence and go for it - not like...

OK - ask and you shall receive :) http://chng.it/Mxqw9rVrZz Change.org petition to the Bulldogs to dump Flanagan.

Hetherington - Grade 3. Lazy but no intent to injure. Send off. Pereira - Grade 3. If Tedesco doesn't fall prior to the tackle, then its a good legit shot. 10 in the bin Talakai - Grade 3. No arms, pure shoulder straight into the jaw. 10 in the bin If it was me - Hetherington gets 10 mins and a...

ok - just had some fun posting this to https://www.nrl.com/contact-us/. Feel free to give it a go - if they respond I'll throw it up. Hi, Querying the Hetherington send off. Last year from what i can tell there were only 2 send offs, the Townsend hit after the whistle and the Fonua-Blake...

That'll do me.

Watched footy for 40 years and the level of disrespect floating around these days is amazing. The head pats, laughing and clapping in players faces and the latest, dragging an opposition player in for a try celebration. Getting to the point where it sh!ts me up the wall.... Per Ivan Cleary, "I...