Yes my balls are large

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As most of you would know - the Doogie is a bit of a renaissance man. Interests in many drugs things and a dab hand at most activities.

Now like most people, I've a bucket list which I've ticked off a few but one which I missed my boat on was a trip to the Baltoro glacier in Pakistan - the place where you can look up and see four of the 8000m mountains (if you survive getting there of course). Family and the risks involved have ruled that out now but I always have a thing for dudes that challenge 8000m peaks. TBF - anything where I just go I wouldn't even know where to start.

And I've always really appreciated stuff where you just go - dude - you have balls bigger than Kenty's legal bill.

So I challenge my fellow kennelers - show me the dude who has the biggest balls (metaphorically speaking Lovemachine). Let me start with one of my faves - something that I've watched the full version of and still makes me sweat just thinking about it. This is the short version of the dude that ski'd down K2. If its not your schtick - well 1 in 4 people die just getting to the top - every minute you spend above 8000m your body is dying and you can still die just randomly above 7000m. If you have a tumble, every chance in the world you're there for eternity as its too difficult even to recover your body.

And this dude decided not only to climb it - but to ski down it - and ski via the Messner Traverse (which you'll see just has 'why the fck am I doing this' written all over it.

Enjoy and look forward to your offerings.

 

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I've got big balls
They're such big balls
And they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
(But we've got the biggest balls of them all)


Nah - ski dude has bigger.
 

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That's nothing. I annoy people on the internet. If that doesn't represent the Devil's Marbles, I don't know what does.
 

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That's nothing. I annoy people on the internet. If that doesn't represent the Devil's Marbles, I don't know what does.
Skiing down K2. I can annoy people in person, being annoying on the internet is a piece of piss.
 

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I remember one time with a Mexican, she asked me if she could lick them?

I said yes but was highly disappointed.
I wish she just did so without asking.
It's one of those rare times I don't mind a surprise!
 

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Died doing the thing they love.
or,
The thing they loved killed them.

I went to a funeral the other day of a young man who died base jumping.
Though this was a tragic (and avoidable) end to a young life and it was
mentioned time and again that he died doing the thing he loved.
My uncle Jock died naked in front of his computer apparently masturbating
like a Gibbon, but for some reason this was never mentioned...
 

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I remember one time with a Mexican, she asked me if she could lick them?

I said yes but was highly disappointed.
I wish she just did so without asking.
It's one of those rare times I don't mind a surprise!
I had the same thing with a Thai girl. But then she asked me to lick her balls.
 

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There are old "wild and crazy guys" and there are bold "wild and crazy guys."
There are no old and bold "wild and crazy guys...
 

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I had the same thing with a Thai girl. But then she asked me to lick her balls.
Better reinstate Kaka dog.
In my case I think it’s rude for a woman to ask?
I expect it by default!
 
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Better reinstate Kaka dog.
In my case I think it’s rude for a woman to ask?
I expect it by default!
Kak wasn't banned for his views on transgender people. He was banned for repeated threats of violence against other members.
Doesn't take balls to threaten to beat up people you don't agree with.
 

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Kak wasn't banned for his views on transgender people. He was banned for repeated threats of violence against other members.
Doesn't take balls to threaten to beat up people you don't agree with.
No I don't want to beat people up who don't agree with me.
As much as we don't like it, you need to come terms not everyone has the same views.

I missed his thread where he was thirsting over NRL players and trying to get us all to join him on his bisexual bandwagon.

I was going to post a piece from mad magazine 1997 issue where Kramar,George and Jerry from Seinfeld are in bed together.
 
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