What would you do if you won the lotto?

[Wahesh]

Just remember in a lot of the places " the natives " will be straight on you. You must strike first approach them and say " brudda wheres that 20 i loaned you last week?
They get confused say they will go get it and run away not knowing who they scabbed off.
Trust me this tip will save you lots of heartache . Best survial tip when travelling Australia

No worries bro. I got plenty of ways of dealing with those "ciggie butt brain" bogans out west lol.

 

[Alan79]

I was just thinking of a conversation i had with one of my mates a few years back at work. One of the things he would do if he won big on the lottery is to hire some models to throw rose petals on the ground wherever he was planning to walk and someone to trail behind him to catch his farts in a jar.

 

[belmore_utd]

Just remember in a lot of the places " the natives " will be straight on you. You must strike first approach them and say " brudda wheres that 20 i loaned you last week?
They get confused say they will go get it and run away not knowing who they scabbed off.
Trust me this tip will save you lots of heartache . Best survial tip when travelling Australia

I used to have ***** trying bludge a ciggie when lighting up while traveling. I got the shits with it and just starting flicking the alight ciggie at them, usually chest or face height in an exlosion of embers and telling them to have the ****.

yup caused me a couple of altercations and a spit curse from an aboriginal but I stand by it and the begging stops there!

lol **** I am

 

[Wahesh]

I was just thinking of a conversation i had with one of my mates a few years back at work. One of the things he would do if he won big on the lottery is to hire some models to throw rose petals on the ground wherever he was planning to walk and someone to trail behind him to catch his farts in a jar.

Your mate certainly is ordinary.

 

[Wahesh]

I would buy 17 dodge ram limos. Then I would hire 17 beautiful female bodyguard-chauffeurs to drive me around wherever I want, whenever I want.

Why 17? Because I can

 

[south of heaven]

I would fill a bath tub full of warm custard , and fart in it , just to see if the fart has enough power to get through the custard

 

[Wahesh]

I would fill a bath tub full of warm custard , and fart in it , just to see if the fart has enough power to get through the custard

LMFAO. FMD BRO LOL.

 

[The DoggFather]

Id buy 7 Lambos, a pet Lion and pool big enough to keep a great white shark.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I would fill a bath tub full of warm custard , and fart in it , just to see if the fart has enough power to get through the custard

If it was warm then it probably would depending how warm the custard is. The cooler the custard gets the less chance the fart has.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Id buy 7 Lambos, a pet Lion and pool big enough to keep a great white shark.

I like how it's a pool big enough to keep a great white shark, but you didn't actually say you'd get a great white shark. So it's basically, "I have a pool big enough to hold a great white shark, just in case I one day decided to get a great white shark"

 

[The DoggFather]

I like how it's a pool big enough to keep a great white shark, but you didn't actually say you'd get a great white shark. So it's basically, "I have a pool big enough to hold a great white shark, just in case I one day decided to get a great white shark"

Fkn lol smart arse. Obviously I'll build the pool big enough for my pet shark. Plus a shit load of Zebras to feed Mufasa.

 

[Kaz]

Id buy 7 Lambos, a pet Lion and pool big enough to keep a great white shark.

Please tell us it's not this great white shark.

 

[south of heaven]

Please tell us it's not this great white shark.

 

[south of heaven]

@Alan79 found this motion thing for fly 2 grand us seems very reasonable

 

[Alan79]

@Alan79 found this motion thing for fly 2 grand us seems very reasonable

Cheers Southy. It's a pretty fair price. Would be something like the grand in Aussie dollars just going the maths in my head. Still can't really afford it at the moment but I might keep saving and hopefully be able to pick one up eventually.

 

[south of heaven]

Cheers Southy. It's a pretty fair price. Would be something like the grand in Aussie dollars just going the maths in my head. Still can't really afford it at the moment but I might keep saving and hopefully be able to pick one up eventually.

Yeah bout 400 for shipping we getting about 80c to the u.s. dollar so 3 grand which would be one of the cheapest ones .the other models were cheaper but did less. I think you only need a slight bit of movement if you're going to do it through v.r. for it to be pretty immersive. One day lol we can dream anyways

 

[Alan79]

Yeah bout 400 for shipping we getting about 80c to the u.s. dollar so 3 grand which would be one of the cheapest ones .the other models were cheaper but did less. I think you only need a slight bit of movement if you're going to do it through v.r. for it to be pretty immersive. One day lol we can dream anyways

Well dreaming is the cheapest form of virtual reality. No **** has worked out how to charge us for that yet. I do most of my traveling on the dream highway these days.

 

[Wahesh]

Fkn lol smart arse. Obviously I'll build the pool big enough for my pet shark. Plus a shit load of Zebras to feed Mufasa.

LMAO. Oh Mufasa. Perfect name for a pet lion.

 

[Wahesh]

Pay a private detective $1,000,000.00 to track down Sofia Boutella.
Pay a bounty hunter $1,000,000.00 to bring me Sofia Boutella - unharmed.
Pay a surgeon $1,000,000.00 to remove her legs and attached the blade/knife legs she uses in Kingsmen
Pay Sofia Boutella $27,984,479.17 to be my personal bodyguard and submit herself to my powerful, masculine will EVERY F*****G NIGHT!

 

[Wahesh]

- Build a mancave for @habs