Well males are better at being female than females are at being females. God must be such a sexist to make males such physically and mentally superior to that of the inferior specimen known as whamen
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Lollll so fkn accurate of the “strong” indenpendent whamne these days
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Yep. God is definitely sexist. She's the most sexist being in the Universe.
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Lol..nailed it..bahahaha!
Nope firstly females can’t be sexist, secondly if she was sexist why make females so inferior to that of males?
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Thats what je....... nevermind
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For the same reason a woman won't tell you what you did wrong. So they have more things to complain about.
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You cheeky **** lol
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Lol! Which reminds.. Jesus went to a motel one night..walked up to the desk and threw some nails on the counter..turning to the inn keeper he asked ‘Can you put me up for the night..?’
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A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It’s about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, “Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It’s going to bite one of my customers and I’m going to get sued.”
The guy says, “No no no, it’s a tame alligator. I’ll prove it to you.”
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator’s mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator’s mouth and zips up his pants and says, “See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?”
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, “Yah, I’d like to try it but I don’t think I can hold my mouth open that long!”
The guy says, “No no no, it’s a tame alligator. I’ll prove it to you.”
He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator’s mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator’s mouth and zips up his pants and says, “See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?”
The drunk down at the end of the bar says, “Yah, I’d like to try it but I don’t think I can hold my mouth open that long!”
Wahesh
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A man was in a bar all day and he had to use the bathroom. He was in there for a while, yelling, so the barmaid reluctantly went to the bathroom to check on him.
“Sir, what are you yelling about? You’re scaring the customers.”
“Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!”
“Sir, please get off the mop bucket.”
“Sir, what are you yelling about? You’re scaring the customers.”
“Every time I try to flush the toilet something keeps biting my balls!”
“Sir, please get off the mop bucket.”
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Todd Greenberg and Peter Beattie.
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Sadly they aren't the jokes. It's fans who are. We have to put up with them.
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