The Lame Joke Thread

[K E]

Lame Joke Thread

I'll start. Obviously.

Would you pump your system?

Kenwood.

I've got another one of those which might be deemed 'slack'

 

[dvsbastard]

LOL I was going to start one of these the other day!

Anyway here is mine:

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says:
What is this?! Some kind of joke?

*boom-tish*

 

[K E]

LOL How about:

Two guys walk into a bar........You think one of them would have seen it.

OOOOOOR

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?"

 

[dvsbastard]

An all time fav:

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

 

[K E]

LOL

If your Australian in the living room what are you in the toilet?

European

 

[Dawgfather]

Mr Rodriguesezsezeses is a shoe in for this thread

 

[dvsbastard]

Or...

A guy walks into a doctors surgery:
Guy: Doc, I've got a strawberry growing out of my ass
Doc: I'll give you some cream to put on it.

*boom tish*

 

[K E]

Or...

A guy walks into a doctors surgery:
Guy: Doc, I've got a strawberry growing out of my ass
Doc: I'll give you some cream to put on it.

*boom tish*

HAHAHAHA!

That one's so fuct up that it's genuinely funny.

 

[atomic_crimson]

what do you call postman pat without a job?

pat

why did charlie fall off the bike?

cos someone threw a fridge at him

why is it dangerous to walk through a forest at nite?

cos a fridge might fall on you

what's grey, dangerous and lives in the bush?

koala with a machine gun

 

[K E]

LOL

Yours are just plain gay, Helen.

 

[atomic_crimson]

LOL

Yours are just plain gay, Helen.

if i recall correct you asked for lame jokes..

i delivered

 

[Buncey]

What's red and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket...

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise...

 

[K E]

if i recall correct you asked for lame jokes..

i delivered

True I guess.

 

[NrlChick]

There are two muffins in the oven, one muffin turns to the other and says "Wow, its getting hot in here" the other screams and yells "ARRRGGHH talking muffin"

 

[D0ggyStylz]

This one is one of the lamest jokes you'll ever hear, always gets people laughing. don't think you'll enjoy it when you read it, it's all in the delivery...


What do you call a bear with no ears?


b (say it like your about to say that word bear)

 

[RAM]

What do you call a dear with no eyes ?

No Idea !

 

[K E]

^ LOL

D'OH! A deer.....A female deer.

 

[atomic_crimson]

ray a drop of golden sun

 

[K E]

You ruined it Helen. I mean Rachel.

 

[atomic_crimson]

did i james?