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Pretty basic premise, I love my girl but fmd they can do a man's head in more than the sight of Mong headed Kris Keating in a Dogs jersey . Discuss.

What's more fun than swinging your baby on the clothesline? Stopping it with a shovel.

Cannot believe the abortion thread was deleted- there was ample evidence in favour of abortion on show.

As a xmas present I thought i'd drop in and see how greatly you have missed me. Echidnas4lyf

Discus with mongoose is a cat fancier and so on

g'day, were you dead?

This Hitman dude weirds me the fugout with his over exuberant nature and random capitalisation. Discuss.

The Kennel is full of cocknockers. Cocknockers everywhere.

And now we come inevitably to the crux of the argument- does religion do more harm than good? Is one person's self satisfaction more important than the lives of those killed in the name of their religion? Please keep the trolling out of this thread- in the name of a bearable off season...

If he/she ditches a dude (completely understandable in some cases) soon after recieving citizenship, can the aggrieved party demand all or part of their investment back? If not, would one have a case to take legal action against said mail order bride/. Discuss with thuts

What did I miss ffs, has trollslyfe been at it again?

for me tough choice between 'Permanent Vacation' and 'Toys in the Attic' thuts

With so many women unwilling to give it up to slimy red weasels, do you believe it is evolution at work? In just a few years it is my hope that moongoose can find happiness which it can share with the world instead of feeling like a wierdie for rooting felines. Discuss with cats- women ded

Who has one

holy crap this is gonna be better than a cripplefight yo, DogKat seems to be butthurt (perhaps by the treatment of mongslyfe, who may or may not be her lover). Let's see if she's going to abuse her power as a mo........wait wait

How does he eat it?

A thread dedicated (if perhaps prematurely- don't **** me over Swamper) to the glory of Swamper, who is surely a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan and seems to be crafty enough to hate mongoose/bogslyfe. Good then.

Mod/Admin team- why? Surely you don't hate us enough to make us suffer the cat fancier again ffs. Wield that banhammer for the good of ze kennel, I implore you. That is all.

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing. ''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old...

the State of Origin Crisis line is again in operation for the NSW supporters that will need help.......the number to call is 1800 10 10 10 (That's one eight hundred, won nothing, won nothing, won nothing)

hey guys, Bain here! Just a quick word from our old mate mongoose, he has asked me to pass on his willingness to meet & greet his former minions at Suncorp in both Rd 8 and the double header. Any who would like to chat (& possibly fornicate) with him can see this Adonis in the flesh from 5:00pm...

Steel Panther are coming!

your partner. Add to the list, some of the many tactics you employ to give them the shts for your own amusement. Personally, I love to taunt my wife for her infidelity to me in a dream many years ago. In said dream, she left me for Rolf Harris. I was a broken man. I would say prolly every...

All the best champion, may you never mow a lawn again!

I swear, Christians are the biggest zealots on the planet. I have had enough of these bastards invading my property to peddle their spiritual wares, and to make it worse they keep on pushing the crap after you've told them you are not interested. Never have I had a muslim or a zionist...

I don't want anybody else, when I think about 'goose I touch myself

surely not everyone has signed up as a member because of Idris have they? If anyone has used that as their basis for membership, you're sht. For me, an anticipated return to the hard bastards of old- we need more mongrel ffs. All these over hyped kids mean jack until at least some of the...

delivers.

WallahBulldog- we know you're an aussie dog pretending to be Leb, you have admitted to eating a meat pie. Admit it. DogKat- The faggotry must end, it is unseemly. This is not an AFL or soccer forum: hetero, lesbian or gtfo Blaqdog- don't leave us ffs mongoose- I still can't believe you got...

highly effective troll, or deluded communist? Discuss.

What kind of socks should I wear? I always rock the safe black sock of intermediate length, should I change things up a bit? Are there any horse socks? Discuss.

the rumour that Hickey is still contracted to the Dogs, but is undergoing a 12 month experimental treatment using mutated clicker beetle genes?

With all the negative crap on here, it's about time we had a thread for the people's admin. No bull****, well-informed poster with well functioning bullsht-o-meter (no asslick). But anyway, big up habib and all that.

hyar she comes boys, strap yerselves in! Peaks gonna be at least 18m and still p!ssing down over the whole catchment, I'ma build me an ark & fill it with booze

that is all

pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax

I would like a Stephen Hawkings sex tape to surface. When I'm about to bust a nut, my face looks just like his- it would be interesting to see whether his face looks normal as he disposes of his fellas. Discuss.

do you engage in artistic urination, or just get it done in a professional manner? I find after few (dozen) beers that it can be an extended stay at the trough, so I like to see if I can aim a long range blast at a urinal cake. Moonwalking backwards while attempting to maintain consistency and...

why did you abandon us? The Kennel has missed you greatly, for a raging communist and union sympathiser you are alright

who did it? The Bain is on the cusp of genius, eat my 121 nyaguhs

When did he go all queer on us, and stop his good form in favor of being everyone's friend? This is a great shame, and one which I would like to see remedied immediately. That is all.

Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of the shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.

and elephant DNA just won't splice

moves from the city to the bush to take up farming. After 6 long months of hard work & solitude, a neighbour from across the valley comes over to introduce himself and the pair start chatting. "There's gonna be a party at my place this weekend, if ya wanna come" says the friendly neighbour. The...

the chad, b!tches

Upon deliberation, and a great deal of time spent on YouTube, I have been converted. In the past I have doubted the greatness of today's true rock pioneers, purely and simply out of jealousy and a misplaced sense of musical taste. To allow me to in some small way make up for this oversight...

he ded

1- Who is more sh it; Facebreaker or Abz? 2- Would you like to smoke my pole? 3- Why won't anyone answer Yes to Q2? 4- Oprah & the Williams sisters: plow one, marry one, kill one 5- Is it strange that K E only likes music for 90 year olds? 6- Should he just dress like Charlie...

Now my mum wants to know who the ethnic dude pounding her mum is.

You know the ones that you try to fit into a conversation whereever possible. Mine at the moment is "beaten like a red headed step child". I have used it to describe the bulldogs regularly this year.

and that was sharks with frikken laserbeams

At a national conference of the Australian Hotels Association, the general managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia) found themselves sitting at the same table for lunch. When the waitress asked what...

Is clearly a broken man, I have defeated him in the war of attrition to a point where all he can do is post pictures of a renowned homosexual. That's what happens to fat ex RAAF cadets who make Michael Weyman look attractive though, mongoose you bring shame to the great state of Qld.

One morning at Origin training,Billy Slater gets the ball. He runs straight past Hodges, steps between Folau and Thaiday and runs away to score. Mal Meninga jumps up on the sideline and yells "ffs Slater, I said step around the CONES"

I got caught having a fap while sniffing my mate's sister's knickers yesterday. It wouldn't have been a big deal, but she was wearing them at the time- and he went ballistic. It made the rest of her funeral very awkward for both of us.

Yes, it's time for the annual serious thread from Bain. More and more, I notice common sense and often established scientific fact are being pushed aside as irrelevant in preference to more politically acceptable explanations. Specifically, this thread came about from a chat with a good...

Inspired by Eden's thread, and in the hope of inspiring Jewbacca to improve the quality of his threads. Song title and artist, or you're gayer than super aids. 1- Because you're white, but got a nose like Bill Cosby WHY IS EVERYBODY ALWAYS PICKING ON ME, THE BLOODHOUND GANG 2- I see you had...

where is Big Ears ffs? steve1700 is very worried, Noddy has not been sighted with him.

We've got the truck, we're going down town- gonna beat up drunks! Going for a drive I'll bring the beer, it's a late night shift no one to fear.

Just thought I should have a crack at one of these threads. I told you stuff, and some of it allegedly happened. So SMD

is a dud. That is all.

It's about time we saw some recognition for Newcastle's finest son. A true Kennel legend, he has provided me with many WTF moments, and is always a hit with the ladies. Even if they are firmly in denial. So big up BobDog or GTFO.

He'd best go run and hide, daddy's got a new .45 and I won't think twice to stick that barrel right down Sancho's throat, believe me when I say that I've got something for his punk ass

Who's going? Anyone who answers no loves the cock.

have you seen my balls

Sorry to hear about Cok dying, sad times.

Is it just me, or has Rodzilla begun a slide into mediocrity? His once funny nature had degraded to the point where he makes deceptive promises with no intention of fulfilling them- and now he doubts the valour of our Anzacs. For shame, Rodzilla.

Who else went?

I'm loaded, kiss me where it smells funny

Can you give me a translation of 'pousti'? My brother in laws surname is Post, and his nickname is Postie. I reckon I could rip on him a fair bit if it means something close to what I think.

Clearly you have no idea, you're embarrassing yourself by arguing with chipnchase. He has taken BigBird's place as knowledgeable insider, and the sooner you accede to his superior football knowledge the better. After all, you're only forming an opinion based on what you've seen with your own...

did people start taking anything written in the DT as gospel? Seriously, how about waiting for a statement from either the club or Hannant before crucifying him over some crap written by a rag well known to enjoy stirring sh!t, particularly where the Bulldogs are concerned. Anyone carrying on...

you had your mind all made up you group of pitiful liars. Before I woke to face the day your master plan transpired

I've installed firefox as my web browser, but now the search engine/toolbar thingy up the top is gooooone. Can't navigate forward/backward through pages, and have to shut the net down and reopen it to open a new page. Even the controls list at the very top is gone, so I'm f#cked if I can figure...

WTF is wrong with you gronks (except Hog)? He is a champ, and with a full off season under his ample belt, will tear c#nts apart this year. That is all.

my aura smiles, and never frowns

Where's my f#cking shirt

Alcopops tax

But I had to kill her.

Has your c0ck fallen off yet?

Hope they got an open bar for you in Hell, brother.

As a follow up to the 'Kennel Relationship' thread, I thought some of the married or otherwise taken Kennelers could provide some guidance for Dalgayr and his generation. This could save them a great deal of suffering in their fomative years, both mentally and in the form of knees to the crotch...

Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat Hung upside down, holes punctured half chewed through upheaval of human entrails Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks obscene feelings deep inside me Dislocating, seperating a blood...

where we stand tall Nobody touches us at all Showdown, shootout spread fear within, without

a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed now.

With the off season upon us, we are in dire need of you. Since the demise of your essay-love, there is very little to distract me from mind-numbing reality, and I believe you are a fading remnant of your former self. So man up, ignore the taunts of the anti-essayist proles and rant like you've...

Where have been? The Kennel is running very low on old school with you absent. This number of Kanye West threads in the last couple of weeks cannot be tolerated.

Where are you? Burnt that ****ty jersey yet?

Just to shock you, I've got a serious question you may or may not be able to help with. We've just bought a house, settlement is supposed to be this Friday. The house we've bought is currently tenanted month to month by the owners, but the deadbeat tenant may not be out in time, let alone had...

.....is soft. Reply with QLDers are incestuous rednecks.

MJ dedded. Good win by the dogs. Hickey MOM (and deservedly). Everything's coming up Bainy!

I'm not intelligent enough to post pictures on here, so would someone mind putting up side by side pictures of Danny Wiedler & Pottsy (Ron Howard) from Happy Days? Goddamn dead ringer.

In the last hour, I have come across a range of strangely funny names for random accessories and spare parts. Feel free to add to the list. #1- Muff hygiene kit (for earmuffs, apparently) #2- A tube of Flange sealant (ssems to me that Charmayne broad could use some of it) #3- Annular Buffer...

After hearing Godberts' clear and concise arguments, I have decided that he must be correct, and I must, in fact, be a virgin. Therefore it follows that as I have sired progeny 4 times now (Latest one due to be induced tomorrow), and God only managed to get one sheila up the duff, I am...

Ben Godberts on Oxford St @ 2am walking backwards with his wiener out trolling for poofters. PS- don't ask what I was doing there at that time.

Roots or Chaos?

When do we see a picture of Hannant in a dogs jersey? Does anyone know if he's training yet?