Best muslim joke ever

[Ghost of Dime]

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''

''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.

"Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.

''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''

''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''

''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.

''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.

''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...''

''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .



"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

 

[Ghost of Dime]

where are the OLOLS, I put it to you dat you all sucked off an 'orse

 

[bLaQDoG..]

I didn't even LAL, sorry Bain.

I expected funnier...

 

[chadiwrx]

This should have been posted in the lame jokes thread.

 

[Nadzzz..]

zzzzz.

 

[OTTO]

lol

 

[the_crusader]

hahaha quality joke bain keep em coming

 

[Gladiator.]

iLol'd

I have a Burqa joke:

A little boy and his Burqa wearing mother are shopping. Suddenly the little boy looks around and can't find his mother, he starts crying and security attend to him and try to comfort him. The security tells him "Mate calm down, we'll find your mother. Do you know what she looks like?" to which the boy replied "F*cked if I know!"

 

[mikey_mtp]

this thread is full of ZzZZZzzZ's

 

[Gladiator.]

this thread is full of ZzZZZzzZ's

Zyzz? If you insist.

 

[Game Breaker]

Geez, these are so bad

 

[mikey_mtp]

Zyzz? If you insist.

no, just no.

Don't make me post pics of kanye <3

 

[Gladiator.]

no, just no.

Don't make me post pics of kanye <3

Zyzz is son of Zeus, brother of hercules, father of aesthetics. Kanye isn't worth to suck Zyzz's d*ck (no homo).

 

[Book]

OLOLS. And also OLOLS at the Muslims not even giving a slight OLOL at this.

 

[Gladiator.]

 

[mikey_mtp]

Zyzz is son of Zeus, brother of hercules, father of aesthetics. Kanye isn't worth to suck Zyzz's d*ck (no homo).

Kanye IS god. hth

 

[Hog]

hahahahahaha well I thought both jokes were awesome

 

[BootS]

Copter Saur!!

 

[bigbulldog]

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the two pulls a small folder out of her handbag and starts flipping through photos. They start reminiscing.

''This is my oldest son, Mujibar. He would have been 24 years old now.''

''Yes, I remember him as a baby.'' says the other mother cheerfully.

"He's a martyr now though." the mother confides.

"Oh, so sad dear...'' says the other.

''And this is my second son, Khalid. He would have been 21.''

''Oh, I remember him,'' says the other happily, ''he had such curly hair when he was born.''

''He's a martyr too...'' says the mother quietly.

''Oh, gracious me...'' says the other.

''And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would have been 18'', she whispers.

"Yes," says the friend enthusiastically, ''I remember when he first started school...''

''He's a martyr also,'' says the mother, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and, searching for the right words, says . . .



"They blow up so fast, don't they?"

haha good one i like it

 

[(((((SMACK)))))]

I liked it when the other mother said "Öh gracious me"... I laughed out louds