Women- are they all complete nutters?

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Ghost of Dime

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Pretty basic premise, I love my girl but fmd they can do a man's head in more than the sight of Mong headed Kris Keating in a Dogs jersey . Discuss.
 

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Dont worry your not special, they are all like that
 

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P.s. dime retreat to your man cave and blast out 80s thrash and punk it fixes everything
 

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Haha, I would have done that anyway, only turned Slayer off to watch Richard Pryor. It just seems sometimes, if it wasn't for the having to have sex with dudes, gay life would be a breeze.
 

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Depends on how hot they are. But there is certainly an innate mental instability with all of them
 

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My wife goes from normal to complete f*cking nutter in 0.3 of a second flat. Sometimes I sleep with my eyes open... after I hide all the knives in the house ... and lock myself in the cupboard with a pillow and blanket.
 

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Been with my partner for 16 years now.... funnily enough we rarely have that situation.

Sure she shits me sometimes but its rather rare.

About the most annoying thing she does, is when something is wrong she cries rather than wanting to actually talk about it!
 

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How hard is it grasp the concept that a clothes basket in the bathroom is for dirty clothes ? So after the 455th time I've seen and picked up his dirty clothes from the wet floor i do get a little bit angry and he says ' you're ****ing psycho you really need to get some medication for your mood swings !
 

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Wolfmother- is it a conscious decision to go overboard with your reactions? Do you even realise how insane your rants sound?
 

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My missus fits the bill. She suffers pretty bad from PMS and even medicates to try and help. Basically yes, they generally are fkn nutters but it isn't their fault. Hormones take control.
 

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That's a crock of shit sorry Packy. Hormones make me want to belt customers at work, make me want to strangle kids at times and make me want to lose my shit in answer to lunatic female tendencies. I don't allow myself to act on these urges though, as I know it would be wrong. Women seem to have no requirement for self control though.
 

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That's a crock of shit sorry Packy. Hormones make me want to belt customers at work, make me want to strangle kids at times and make me want to lose my shit in answer to lunatic female tendencies. I don't allow myself to act on these urges though, as I know it would be wrong. Women seem to have no requirement for self control though.
That's why women do it to us at home, so they don't do it to random people on the street.

Everyone needs an outlet for their anger. For women it's the men they marry.
 

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Yet if we lived by the same principle, it would be classified as emotional abuse right?
 

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Yet if we lived by the same principle, it would be classified as emotional abuse right?
Lol
The 30 seconds your dik is inside your wife once a week makes it all worth it

Lol we men are simple creatures really.
We like our
sports
Cars
Beer,
Food,
Mates,
Fishing,
Boobs, and Vaginas

But
Money
Woman Emotions
Children
Work
Home maintenance
All get in the way of us enjoying what we love

For everything good in life, there is a negative to cancel it out to maintain balance,
 

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Tell me about it My missus had the shits with me because i was always up the pub getting on it and not spending enough time with her so i decided to put a little bit of beer drinking time a side to spend with her worked a charm i still get to the pub but i make sure i put a bit of time a side for her.

Take her out every now and then.
 

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Tell me about it My missus had the shits with me because i was always up the pub getting on it and not spending enough time with her so i decided to put a little bit of beer drinking time a side to spend with her worked a charm i still get to the pub but i make sure i put a bit of time a side for her.

Take her out every now and then.
^^^ with a choke hold or elbow ?
 
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