7 weeks till xmas

[Hacky McAxe]

 

[CroydonDog]

Yes, it's all about CHRIST apparently, since you wrote in capitals a dozen times in your earlier post.

 

[Wahesh]

Yes, it's all about CHRIST apparently, since you wrote in capitals a dozen times in your earlier post.

At least they're getting into the spirit

 

[CroydonDog]

Yes, it's all about CHRIST apparently, since you wrote in capitals a dozen times in your earlier post.

Now this post doesn't make and sense (since the photos were removed)....

 

[south of heaven]

In the spirit of things @TANK 2.0

 

[Mr Invisible]

In the spirit of things @TANK 2.0

@TANK 2.0 @south of heaven @Ted Nü-Djent
FUCK YES..
FUCK.YES

I was only thinking of this the other week and then went "nah it's too early". Seems not.

Got a collection of these...

Not work safe.

Not work safe.

This one below is the fucking BEST! Always makes me cry laughing.
They even crack themselves up recording it.

First 30 seconds are funny as fuck, but then it dies off.

 

[The DoggFather]

I'm going to make a singlet at Surfers saying JINGLE THIS with an arrow pointing down to my cannon lol

Missus isn't too impressed but meh, you only live once, or officially 12 times for me since last tuesday lol

 

[Wahesh]

In the spirit of things @TANK 2.0

Oh that song takes me back 10 years.

It was the Christmas time of 2007. I had that song on my phone and my work colleague wanted me to send it to him via bluetooth. I said fair enough, hand over your phone. So he gave me his phone and went to the kitchen to get some water. I sent it to his phone which was with me, then he got the sms notification on his phone that the file had arrived just as he was walking back to his desk. I pressed the button to open the message, but it not only opened the message, it opened the file to, just a group of SUITS walks out of a meeting room... and the song started playing!

The instrumental bit began and my colleague who saw the suits (who were standing right in front of out work stations which was directly outside the meeting room) heard this and said "NOOOOOOOOOO"

And then...

"Stroke-a-my, lick-a-my, SUCK-A-MY-COCK..."

The suits heard this shit and my colleague snapped the phone out of my hand and nearly broke the damn thing trying to turn it off so it wouldn't play the damn song anymore

 

[south of heaven]

Oh that song takes me back 10 years.

It was the Christmas time of 2007. I had that song on my phone and my work colleague wanted me to send it to him via bluetooth. I said fair enough, hand over your phone. So he gave me his phone and went to the kitchen to get some water. I sent it to his phone which was with me, then he got the sms notification on his phone that the file had arrived just as he was walking back to his desk. I pressed the button to open the message, but it not only opened the message, it opened the file to, just a group of SUITS walks out of a meeting room... and the song started playing!

The instrumental bit began and my colleague who saw the suits (who were standing right in front of out work stations which was directly outside the meeting room) heard this and said "NOOOOOOOOOO"

And then...

"Stroke-a-my, lick-a-my, SUCK-A-MY-COCK..."

The suits heard this shit and my colleague snapped the phone out of my hand and nearly broke the damn thing trying to turn it off so it wouldn't play the damn song anymore

Bahahahahah that's awsome

 

[Wahesh]

Bahahahahah that's awsome

Bro I'm telling ya I could not stop laughing at the time, but I thought my colleague was going to have a heart attack lol

 

[Bob dog]

Should we continue to lie about Santa to our children?
It doesn't feel right.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Should we continue to lie about Santa to our children?
It doesn't feel right.

And risk pissing off the Easter Bunny?

I don't think so. That Bunny is crazy.

 

[Wahesh]

Should we continue to lie about Santa to our children?
It doesn't feel right.

Are you saying that Saint Nicholas does not exist?

 

[CroydonDog]

Should we continue to lie about Santa to our children?
It doesn't feel right.

TBH, the whole thing about Santa does feel a bit weird to me. I don't really get the attraction.

He wasn't a big part of my life growing up - he was more of a funny legend, rather than me seriously believing he was real. I have heard of parents having to sit their 12 year olds down and telling them the "truth" so they don't get ridiculed at high school.

When I become a father I'm sure I will go along with the charade for their sake, but I think i will still feel a bit funny about basically lying to my kids. The tooth fairy is ok I guess, as kids stop losing baby teeth early on enough, and its a finite time frame

As for the easter bunny, i'll have to think about that one

 

[Wahesh]

And risk pissing off the Easter Bunny?

I don't think so. That Bunny is crazy.

I'm with Hacky. I don't want no crazy bunny surprising my nieces and nephews when they do their egg hunt in our garden on Easter Sunday morning!

 

[CroydonDog]

And risk pissing off the Easter Bunny?

I don't think so. That Bunny is crazy.

The tooth fairy...

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I'm with Hacky. I don't want no crazy bunny surprising my nieces and nephews when they do their egg hunt in our garden on Easter Sunday morning!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

The tooth fairy...

Reminder that this exists...

 

[CroydonDog]

Reminder that this exists...

I got to about 0:55 and couldn't take it anymore....

 

[south of heaven]

Bro I'm telling ya I could not stop laughing at the time, but I thought my colleague was going to have a heart attack lol

I played it to my boss yesterday and doing a job at my mums she walks out my boss is looking at me like turn it off you **** i was giggling like a school girl