Uninvited guest

[utility half]

Except swap the folded towel with your tiny cock

Mate, if you removed a few ribs, you could floss your teeth with your little peewee.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Just leave it there TBH. My mother has one that's been hanging around her place for years. He'll be there for a few months then disappear than come back. Maybe you could befriend him or her.

I have two that come back every spring/summer in my backyard. Little fuckers freaked me out a few times when I've gone outside and I've only seen their head poke out from the bushes and thought they were snakes. I fucking hate snakes!!

 

[Scoooby]

And I’m glad I’m in NZ, you guys can have all your snakes etc, or Caine toads in the house/ toilet or wherever you find them.!! But again I’ve only been to the Gold Coast and Sydney, didn’t come across any.. only when I lived in cairns, but that was 30 odd years ago.!!

 

[CaptainJackson]

Mate, if you removed a few ribs, you could floss your teeth with your little peewee.

Thanks tiny

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Get a cat. It'll leave your house one way or another.

 

[utility half]

Get a cat. It'll leave your house one way or another.

I have one of those, but he’s chill as.... doesn’t even go after small skinks. I would want to do it the humane way anyway, you monster!

 

[Wahesh]

Just grab it with your hands you pussy, the bite just feels like a peg pinching your skin lol.

Just do the AC trick, let it go out on it's own and then cover the gap. If you move it yourself and take it somewhere "new" it could die because it's a bit of a dumb c***.

Even the best of the best have been bitten by lizards bro.

 

[Wahesh]

I got my friends at work, and I done this job years ago and feed this kookaburra for a while I go back to this job the c*** flies right down to me and looked for food ,and he takes selfies
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We also get echidnas, blue tongues,wallaby, brown snakes red belly ( he's a c***)dolphins, whales and seals

Have you seen any bouts between the Red Bellys and Browns?

 

[south of heaven]

Have you seen any bouts between the Red Bellys and Browns?

Not with my own eyes

 

[Alan79]

Have you seen any bouts between the Red Bellys and Browns?

If you think that's interesting you should seeba whale fight a mattayogi.

 

[Blue_boost]

How big is the gap under the door? Did you fit a makeshift security door? Gotta get em measured up properly man

 

[Bob dog]

Whats a lizard, who cares get to know him.

 

[Wahesh]

If you think that's interesting you should seeba whale fight a mattayogi.

A mattayogi?

 

[Alan79]

A mattayogi?

Damnit. You're meant to ask what's a mattayogi. To which I would reply nothing boo-boo.

Old yogi bear joke.






























I'll show myself out.

 

[ASSASSIN]

Damnit. You're meant to ask what's a mattayogi. To which I would reply nothing boo-boo.

Old yogi bear joke.






























I'll show myself out.

What's a seeba?

Is it a Chinese rip off of a Sega? Sort of like Panaphonics or Sorny?

 

[utility half]

Whats a lizard, who cares get to know him.

I didn’t want my cat to get to know him. Keep up with the thread, Bob.

 

[utility half]

How big is the gap under the door? Did you fit a makeshift security door? Gotta get em measured up properly man

Big enough for a blue tongued lizard to walk under, not big enough for a wombat.

 

[BEAST MODE]

Big enough for a blue tongued lizard to walk under, not big enough for a wombat.

You have wombats where you live?!

 

[utility half]

You have wombats where you live?!

I thought I saw one once.... but I was pretty smashed. Might have just been a really fat cat.

 

[ASSASSIN]

How do we get rid of uneducated, uninvited guests on the kennel?