Uninvited guest

CroydonDog said:
Just leave it there TBH. My mother has one that's been hanging around her place for years. He'll be there for a few months then disappear than come back. Maybe you could befriend him or her.
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I have two that come back every spring/summer in my backyard. Little fuckers freaked me out a few times when I've gone outside and I've only seen their head poke out from the bushes and thought they were snakes. I fucking hate snakes!!
 
And I’m glad I’m in NZ, you guys can have all your snakes etc, or Caine toads in the house/ toilet or wherever you find them.!! But again I’ve only been to the Gold Coast and Sydney, didn’t come across any.. only when I lived in cairns, but that was 30 odd years ago.!!
 
Get a cat. It'll leave your house one way or another.
 
Hacky McAxe said:
Get a cat. It'll leave your house one way or another.
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I have one of those, but he’s chill as.... doesn’t even go after small skinks. I would want to do it the humane way anyway, you monster!
 
BEAST MODE said:
Just grab it with your hands you pussy, the bite just feels like a peg pinching your skin lol.

Just do the AC trick, let it go out on it's own and then cover the gap. If you move it yourself and take it somewhere "new" it could die because it's a bit of a dumb c***.
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Even the best of the best have been bitten by lizards bro.

 
south of heaven said:
I got my friends at work, and I done this job years ago and feed this kookaburra for a while I go back to this job the c*** flies right down to me and looked for food ,and he takes selfies
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We also get echidnas, blue tongues,wallaby, brown snakes red belly ( he's a c***)dolphins, whales and seals
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Have you seen any bouts between the Red Bellys and Browns?
 
How big is the gap under the door? Did you fit a makeshift security door? Gotta get em measured up properly man
 
Whats a lizard, who cares get to know him.
 
Alan79 said:
Damnit. You're meant to ask what's a mattayogi. To which I would reply nothing boo-boo.

Old yogi bear joke.






























I'll show myself out.
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What's a seeba?

Is it a Chinese rip off of a Sega? Sort of like Panaphonics or Sorny?
 
Blue_boost said:
How big is the gap under the door? Did you fit a makeshift security door? Gotta get em measured up properly man
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Big enough for a blue tongued lizard to walk under, not big enough for a wombat.
 
How do we get rid of uneducated, uninvited guests on the kennel?
 
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