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Mate, if you removed a few ribs, you could floss your teeth with your little peewee.Except swap the folded towel with your tiny cock
Mate, if you removed a few ribs, you could floss your teeth with your little peewee.Except swap the folded towel with your tiny cock
I have two that come back every spring/summer in my backyard. Little fuckers freaked me out a few times when I've gone outside and I've only seen their head poke out from the bushes and thought they were snakes. I fucking hate snakes!!Just leave it there TBH. My mother has one that's been hanging around her place for years. He'll be there for a few months then disappear than come back. Maybe you could befriend him or her.
Thanks tinyMate, if you removed a few ribs, you could floss your teeth with your little peewee.
I have one of those, but he’s chill as.... doesn’t even go after small skinks. I would want to do it the humane way anyway, you monster!Get a cat. It'll leave your house one way or another.
Even the best of the best have been bitten by lizards bro.Just grab it with your hands you pussy, the bite just feels like a peg pinching your skin lol.
Just do the AC trick, let it go out on it's own and then cover the gap. If you move it yourself and take it somewhere "new" it could die because it's a bit of a dumb c***.
Have you seen any bouts between the Red Bellys and Browns?I got my friends at work, and I done this job years ago and feed this kookaburra for a while I go back to this job the c*** flies right down to me and looked for food ,and he takes selfies
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We also get echidnas, blue tongues,wallaby, brown snakes red belly ( he's a c***)dolphins, whales and seals
Not with my own eyesHave you seen any bouts between the Red Bellys and Browns?
If you think that's interesting you should seeba whale fight a mattayogi.Have you seen any bouts between the Red Bellys and Browns?
A mattayogi?If you think that's interesting you should seeba whale fight a mattayogi.
Damnit. You're meant to ask what's a mattayogi. To which I would reply nothing boo-boo.A mattayogi?
What's a seeba?Damnit. You're meant to ask what's a mattayogi. To which I would reply nothing boo-boo.
Old yogi bear joke.
I'll show myself out.
I didn’t want my cat to get to know him. Keep up with the thread, Bob.Whats a lizard, who cares get to know him.
Big enough for a blue tongued lizard to walk under, not big enough for a wombat.How big is the gap under the door? Did you fit a makeshift security door? Gotta get em measured up properly man
You have wombats where you live?!Big enough for a blue tongued lizard to walk under, not big enough for a wombat.
I thought I saw one once.... but I was pretty smashed. Might have just been a really fat cat.You have wombats where you live?!