Things you found out when you were older?

[Blue_boost]

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i was too picky, i should have fucked anything when i was young, even the fat ugly ones

Only after 3am,

But like they say nothing good happens at 3am

 

[Bulldogsteve]

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Only after 3am,

But like they say nothing good happens at 3am

100% last on the dance floor just trying to find a fuck or you head to the next bar, why be so picky, the fat chicks want it more, give them a chance lol

 

[steeliz]

Really?

True Story

Real hoe too.

Roots like a rabbit.......................................................

 

[MatstaDogg]

Her man was you wasn't it.


Need some pointers as to where to stick your zub in an orcha?

Ask Dr Phil, then roll it in flour and aim for the wet spot

Pretty straight forward, the blow hole of course.

Here is a song for the chubby chasers out there (it's ok, I include myself as I have on occasions done it with a bigger girl)

 

[MatstaDogg]

i was too picky, i should have fucked anything when i was young, even the fat ugly ones

As my dad would say to me "the one you knock back is the one you never get" "their all the same in the dark" and "you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire".

I too was picky when younger, but in time I changed that to where I couldn't care less, opening up even more options. In the words of Chris Tucker

 

[Bazildog]

Sex is still awesome but below eating, drinking and napping in the pecking order...

 

[MatstaDogg]

Sex is still awesome but below eating, drinking and napping in the pecking order...

All three of those things can be done during sex.

 

[Bulldogsteve]

As my dad would say to me "the one you knock back is the one you never get" "their all the same in the dark" and "you don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire".

I too was picky when younger, but in time I changed that to where I couldn't care less, opening up even more options. In the words of Chris Tucker
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if only

 

[Como Dog]

You Don’t get surrounded in a blue dye ring if u wee in the pool.....

Did somebody say KFC?

 

[Como Dog]

The world is many shades of grey.

 

[Como Dog]

I once knew a girl who was that fat, that she went to the doctor to understand why her and her man couldnt get pregnant, they found out that because the fat was creating flaps here and there that he was tapping up the wrong area, what he thought was the pussy was just fat flaps next to it, and there was allthis dried up cum and shit there.

Your source , the cleaners's girlriend?

 

[Bazildog]

All three of those things can be done during sex.

Possibly, but I like to nap for more than 45 seconds...

 

[Motorhead]

That breast milk doesn't really come in strawberry and chocolate flavours.

 

[MatstaDogg]

That breast milk doesn't really come in strawberry and chocolate flavours.

It comes in sour flavour though, don't ask how i know i just do!

My missus at the time thought it would be funny to express some of her breast milk into my coffee one morning without telling me. It tasted like shit I swear it made my coffee curdle.

 

[south of heaven]

That breast milk doesn't really come in strawberry and chocolate flavours.

Fucking really,???? I'm now questioning milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolate is made

 

[MatstaDogg]

Fucking really,???? I'm now questioning milk milk lemonade round the corner chocolate is made

I like this little rhyme talking of chocolate

 

[Bulldog Wrestler]

 

[KambahOne]

You can't work with relatives, it always ends in tears.