What's it going to take for me to be able to shit in peace?
This morning I head to toilets, no one is there. PERFECT. So I go to the corner cubicle unbuckle, then... SOME KARMICHAEL WALKS IN AND SITS IN THE VERY NEXT CUBICLE TO ME.
(i) It's impossible for me to shit when someone else is in the bathroom, and;
(ii) WHY SIT IN THE FUCKING CUBICLE NEXT TO MINE WHEN THERE IS ANOTHER EMPTY ONE NEXT TO IT YOU KARMICHAEL.
(iii) So, aching to drop this shit, I saddle up and head to the elevator to go to another floor, and the KARMICHAEL getting out of the lift doesn't even bother to hold it open for me so I miss it.
(iv) Then I get the lift and go down a few floors. THANKFULLY the floor I get off at has an empty bathroom. I get in and win lotto. Good. What happens next? SOME STUPID KARMICHAEL DECIDES IT'S A CONVENIENT TIME FOR HIM TO BRUSH HIS FUCKING TEETH. Now,
@Mr Invisible knows how much I LOATHE hearing people chew... and tooth brushing is almost as bad. It's a fucken awful sound to hear.
(v) despite blocking my ears, I can still hear the thrusting of his toothbrush and an out of his mouth. FUCK ME DEAD.
Too hard to work with these turds. LET ME SHIT IN PEACE YOU DUMB KARMICHAELS!