The things that 'grind your gears' thread...

[south of heaven]

ON WHAT PLANET CAN THAT SHIT BE CLASSIFIED AS ASMR FFS???

I couldn't handle that for more than 3 seconds would love to wind up a baseball bat and destroy its head , but then you would have to listen to the **** slurp custard through a straw, loud eaters and ***** that suck their fingers after eating boils my fucking blood

 

[Wahesh]

I couldn't handle that for more than 3 seconds would love to wind up a baseball bat and destroy its head , but then you would have to listen to the **** slurp custard through a straw, loud eaters and ***** that suck their fingers after eating boils my fucking blood

The... thing, should be shot for even suggesting eating an apple is ASMR. Come on... give me a break.

 

[south of heaven]

The... thing, should be shot for even suggesting eating an apple is ASMR. Come on... give me a break.

The fuck is asmr ?

 

[Wahesh]

The fuck is asmr ?

Autonomous sensory meridian response.

In other words, they play sounds or scenarios (role playing etc...) that people who are having trouble sleeping watch. After watching/listening to the repetition, it hits their senses and helps them sleep. Things such as whispering or even keyboard strokes, and mindless monotone talking can be considered ASMR.

People make and upload these videos to YouTube, good ones will get a lot of hits from people who have trouble sleeping (and the uploader can make revenue if they monetise the video).

The fuck someone can think listening to a chewbacca munching on an apple is relaxing is beyond me!

 

[south of heaven]

Autonomous sensory meridian response.

In other words, they play sounds or scenarios (role playing etc...) that people who are having trouble sleeping watch. After watching/listening to the repetition, it hits their senses and helps them sleep. Things such as whispering or even keyboard strokes, and mindless monotone talking can be considered ASMR.

People make and upload these videos to YouTube, good ones will get a lot of hits from people who have trouble sleeping (and the uploader can make revenue if they monetise the video).

The fuck someone can think listening to a chewbacca munching on an apple is relaxing is beyond me!

Oh fuck give me rainfall on a tin roof or a water fall old donkey mouth munging down and apple just made me angry

 

[Wahesh]

 

[Mr Invisible]

Hey @Wahesh

Do you have speakers on your computer at work?

LOL you know where I'm going with that video don't you??

 

[Alexander the Great]

People continually trying to moralize, if society is a disgrace it can't moralize.
People who believe they can walk all over other peoples privacy because they are superior are called pigs.

seriously wtf?

 

[Wahesh]

Hey @Wahesh

Do you have speakers on your computer at work?

LOL you know where I'm going with that video don't you??

Yeah I got speakers man. I know exactly where you're going, but there is NO WAY I was going to listen to that. I would've fired me up lol.

 

[Bob dog]

seriously wtf?

Well if society is disgrace, how can it disgrace anybody?

 

[Alexander the Great]

Well if society is disgrace, how can it disgrace anybody?

Can i take you for a few beers to figure out if your legit mad or just having a laugh?

 

[rainman]

The fuck is asmr ?

isnt that what you take Ventolin for ?

 

[Wahesh]

isnt that what you take Ventolin for ?

ASMR is like a hot chick caressing you to sleep by using her long nails and stroking you at the back of your head, except the hot chick isn't really there.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Here ya go. ASMR videos. Hippies doing weird shit to try and get you off spiritually or cause a sensory response or some shit like that.

 

[Bob dog]

Can i take you for a few beers to figure out if your legit mad or just having a laugh?

Once in a while you get a little black duck.

 

[Wahesh]

Here ya go. ASMR videos. Hippies doing weird shit to try and get you off spiritually or cause a sensory response or some shit like that.

I think she needs a good poke between the whiskers.

 

[Mr Invisible]

Yeah I got speakers man. I know exactly where you're going, but there is NO WAY I was going to listen to that. I would've fired me up lol.

No no no no no (Phil Gould style).

When the horse starts munching the apple.

Speakers up... video played.

She'll soon get the message.

 

[Wahesh]

No no no no no (Phil Gould style).

When the horse starts munching the apple.

Speakers up... video played.

She'll soon get the message.

LMFAO - you funny kent lol.

 

[Wahesh]

FFS EVERY FUCKING DAY!

 

[Mr Invisible]

FFS EVERY FUCKING DAY!

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