Medical retire Foran!

[Flanagun]

Yeah probably a "mates medical" by Hasler.

No rubber gloves required when you’re examining a mate....

 

[EB18]

We should at least try him on the left side of the field. Its his natural side. We might get more output from him.

 

[EB18]

Foran to be on the bench, Lachlan Lewis half back and hoppa as 6, holland to play in the centres and do the kicking duties.

Dumb move. But hey anything is worth a try. We have nothing to lose.

 

[BULLDVGS]

He moves around the feild like he has shat his pants.

THIS COMMENT IS UNDERRATED.

 

[Bob dog]

He's not 35 with a walking frame, I thought he did some good things at the Warriors and you gotta ask what the hell is wrong now, depression, gambling, sex, what?
Get him some help so he can enjoy playing and win us some games.
Shame on Castle for signing anybody on four years the way things are.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

He is not going be retired on medical grounds.
People are dreaming about that.
He is busted & playing injured, which the coach & Foran must decide that is best for the team.
He should just sit out and get treatment until he can actually run & kick.
I'm pretty sure there was a medical exam done before he was signed?

And you're dreaming if you think he's going ton get any better lol. He can sit out as much as he wants and it won't help, physically the bloke is done.

 

[Craystar]

And you're dreaming if you think he's going ton get any better lol. He can sit out as much as he wants and it won't help, physically the bloke is done.

The fraud is taking the club for a ride.

How much did Tony Williams cop it over the years and he was nowhere near as bad as Foran

Even the old t-rex has put foran to shame

 

[Blueandwhiteblood1968]

He moves around the feild like he has shat his pants.

If that's the case and he's gonna shit himself then make him wear adult nappies, problem solved.

 

[Dog]

I spoke to Dr Habibi at Lakemba this morning and he said that for $5k in unmarked $50 notes he will confirm that Foran has as many new injuries as required to enable him to medically retire

He also said that he will also throw in a few career ending injuries for Eastwood, Woods and Mybe for free.

Problem solved

 

[chisdog]

That's why I think medical retire is the way. He still get's all his cash. No-one will pay the same amount if at all so we won't be paying another club AND he doesn't destroy himself any further. He must know his body his done.

The problem is that he has to have a new injury to be medically retired I believe. It's like Watmough with Parramatta. They signed Watmough medically unfit so they had to wear it. It appears we did the same with Foran due to our brilliant previous management.

 

[chisdog]

Yeah probably a "mates medical" by Hasler.

Yep, Des stuck his hand down the front of Keiran's pants & said cough. That was the medical!

 

[chisdog]

I spoke to Dr Habibi at Lakemba this morning and he said that for $5k in unmarked $50 notes he will confirm that Foran has as many new injuries as required to enable him to medically retire

He also said that he will also throw in a few career ending injuries for Eastwood, Woods and Mybe for free.

Problem solved

Beauty, I'll start printing up some notes now. Does it matter if they all have the same serial number?

 

[Dogsarnthavingaparty]

Foran, woods, Mbye and Montoya all need to fuck off asap

Yes please

 

[GA45]

Lol des fucked us plain and simple... his not stupid he knew what shit storm we were in and made shit worse by accepting Woods and Foran on massive $... no one in there right mind would agree to let graham go and replace him with Woods

But we aren’t in a shit storm if we don’t sign these two clowns. 1.8 million wasted. Why would des even do that to himself?? It really makes zero sense and we nearly had Tedesco like how??

 

[Trafford10]

And you're dreaming if you think he's going ton get any better lol. He can sit out as much as he wants and it won't help, physically the bloke is done.

They must be able do something.
I've seen car accident victims rehabilitated to almost as good as new for heavens sake.
Medical retirement can only be effected for new injuries and bottom line is he is still playing every week when he is nowhere near fit.

 

[The_Chimpster]

If that's the case and he's gonna shit himself then make him wear adult nappies, problem solved.

Our superstar halfback

 

[Karl]

What a total waste of money. We can get more from Cleeland from ISP. He has speed and can destroy teams around the ruck with lazy forwards can’t keep up with the pace of the game. He also has a good kicking game. He won’t disappoint.

 

[habs]

Smart guy just unfit for NRL. Will do ok in england or in france.

 

[sheep dog]

The worst part is the commentators and media constantly point out how horrible our attack is and options are on the fifth tackle in attacking positions yet they never, ever criticise foran even though he's completely at fault. It's like he's immune to criticism..

Not on the kennel he's not prevention is the cure for this guy should never have signed

 

[Dogtime]

Absolute hopeless. At half-time, yes half-time, he needed a walking stick.

He offers nothing in attack and our reserve grade players in Frawley and JMK look more dangerous and are most importantly more involved.

If we are getting rid of Mybe and Woods we also need to get rid of Foran. Obviously no other team would be stupid enough to sign him so we are 100% screwed.

Medically retire him. Its what the Eels did with Watmough to free up cap space. Footy is a business. Foran could never pass a complete medical. He was on rehab when we got him. He should still be on rehab. Pays comment in the presser - that we have nobody stepping up to control a game was a dig at Foran.