Keep Assassin Smiling - Get Well Soon

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Mr Invisible

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then one must do the right thing and flop thy cock out.
If
a = b then c.
else
If a = d or e or f or "*"
pull up pants quickly

a = nurse
b = hot
c = pants down
d = male
e = elderly
f = fat
"*" = or anything resembling a dude.
 

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Sounds dodgy , if it was me Id take tablets for the thyroid , get the transplant then take the thyroid out
 

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If
a = b then c.
else
If a = d or e or f or "*"
pull up pants quickly

a = nurse
b = hot
c = pants down
d = male
e = elderly
f = fat
"*" = or anything resembling a dude.
if a male nurse touched me on the A or D, then i would kick the C in the B :p
 

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Status report brah - how you doing Ed? Miss ya.
 

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Hi guys, just took my endone/panadine cocktail so I'm kinda out of it.

I went outside for about 20 mins, I won't lie, I shed a tear of joy.

All I can say is guys fuck the big things in our lives, enjoy the little things. they mean the most and hurt the most when you can't have them.

Goodnight my crew, speak tomorrow.

Peace and chicken grease.
 

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Hi guys, just took my endone/panadine cocktail so I'm kinda out of it.

I went outside for about 20 mins, I won't lie, I shed a tear of joy.

All I can say is guys fuck the big things in our lives, enjoy the little things. they mean the most and hurt the most when you can't have them.

Goodnight my crew, speak tomorrow.

Peace and chicken grease.
Never a truer written..damn right brother..damn right..love and strength to you and your family..
 

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Hi guys, just took my endone/panadine cocktail so I'm kinda out of it.

I went outside for about 20 mins, I won't lie, I shed a tear of joy.

All I can say is guys fuck the big things in our lives, enjoy the little things. they mean the most and hurt the most when you can't have them.

Goodnight my crew, speak tomorrow.

Peace and chicken grease.
You will beat this and will only be a memory in years to come take care brother and don't stress to much.
 

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Well got some bad news, I'm in here for at least another 3-4 weeks plus it looks like my thyroid is really fucked and has to come out, but I have a very strong chance I won't make it through surgery.

I'll take the risk tbh, what's meant to be will be.
fuck man, didnt you say couple of days ago that thyroid is getting normal?

how come the diagnosis has changed in 2 days?

dont let them take the thyroid out, even though i am not a doctor but get second opinion.

power to you man.
 

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Upon a quick Google, thyroid removal doesn't sound like it has the best side effects.. BUT if the thyroid is fucking up and preventing you progressing up / onto the transplant list.. yank that bastard out yourself.

In other news, I think I found Southy's work ute.

 

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Hi guys, just took my endone/panadine cocktail so I'm kinda out of it. I went outside for about 20 mins, I won't lie, I shed a tear of joy.
All I can say is guys fuck the big things in our lives, enjoy the little things. they mean the most and hurt the most when you can't have them.
Goodnight my crew, speak tomorrow. Peace and chicken grease.
You know what I've come to realise in all this.

Outside of visitor hours (and when family isnt there) things would get really lonely.

So us being on here as an extended family and support network, offers you a chance to actually have an ear to listen when you most need it, and could very well help you along in your healing process :grinning:

Awesome that you got to go outside today. Treasure that moment, and use it as drive and determination to fight for that new heart, and for the day you can experience the beautiful things in life like a waterside picnic with the family (kicking a ball with the kids) on a crystal clear summers day :grinning:

It's been 4 years since you got struck down by this. Think of everyday in hospital as a step closer to a new beginning. You can do this mate... we all know you can.

Even though there might be setbacks, or hiccups, or an extended stay in hospital... we want to be there when you announce your getting a new life with a new heart.
 

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Hi guys, just took my endone/panadine cocktail so I'm kinda out of it.

I went outside for about 20 mins, I won't lie, I shed a tear of joy.

All I can say is guys fuck the big things in our lives, enjoy the little things. they mean the most and hurt the most when you can't have them.

Goodnight my crew, speak tomorrow.

Peace and chicken grease.
Wise words Assassin. I'm no lawyer but you could possibly tell them that even criminals get time in y the yard daily and that it is only fair that you are accorded the same privilege.
 
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Hi guys, just took my endone/panadine cocktail so I'm kinda out of it.

I went outside for about 20 mins, I won't lie, I shed a tear of joy.

All I can say is guys fuck the big things in our lives, enjoy the little things. they mean the most and hurt the most when you can't have them.

Goodnight my crew, speak tomorrow.

Peace and chicken grease.
ahhhhhhhh so you took my advice and got your pecker out for a bit of a tan... nice :p

Glad you getting outside bought some joy to you and hope you have a fantastic day today champion
 

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Hi guys, just took my endone/panadine cocktail so I'm kinda out of it.

I went outside for about 20 mins, I won't lie, I shed a tear of joy.

All I can say is guys fuck the big things in our lives, enjoy the little things. they mean the most and hurt the most when you can't have them.

Goodnight my crew, speak tomorrow.

Peace and chicken grease.
Endone's good shit, eh ?
Had it after my inguinal hernia repair, I was like "what surgery?" I could've done cartwheels.
 

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Endone's good shit, eh ?
Had it after my inguinal hernia repair, I was like "what surgery?" I could've done cartwheels.
Sadly all it does is just ease the pain by about 20% for me, and lasts only 2 hours.

Everyone loves it but for me it's the same shit as useless panadol lol
 
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