Keep Assassin Smiling - Get Well Soon

[The DoggFather]

Been away for 5 days.....your health improved??

I'm in ICU in St Vincent's brother lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Sorry to hear that. Is it the breathing again?

It's a few things snowballed together. But the main thing is my thyroid is playing havoc with EVERYTHING. Of course one of my heart meds caused my thyroid to go nuts...

 

[Mr Invisible]

Okay peeps ... keep it clean (well relatively LOL), and keep the ***** and Fucks flowing.

Rules will be relaxed... as long as it's not adult (lingerie/tits) or disgusting..

Laughter is the best medicine, so here's a thread to post whatever stuff will cause our good mate to have a good laugh whilst he's in hospital getting better.

 

[Indiandog]

The **** still hasnt confirmed if he wants to take my new american express offer or not.

 

[Mr Invisible]

I'll kick things off...

Didn't realise you may not have ability to play sound ... SOOOOOOOO

 

[Upupcronulla]

Would be out of line for me to come on here and call the bloke a ****, but after all he is a bulldogs supporter, so that being said

Get well **** chin up brother

 

[south of heaven]

The **** still hasnt confirmed if he wants to take my new american express offer or not.

Your a very very bad man lol .
Ps your indian accent is hypnotic

 

[south of heaven]

Nurse akira needs to check your vitals

 

[Indiandog]

Your a very very bad man lol .
Ps your indian accent is hypnotic

you mean , my only accent? lol

 

[Indiandog]

Nurse akira needs to check your vitals
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she must be the one sucking all the Assassin's blood all day today and yesterday, cos Ass man didnt say NO to her.

 

[south of heaven]

you mean , my only accent? lol

Well you bunged it on pretty thick at the start you prick lol you had me in tears you funny bastard

 

[south of heaven]

she must be the one sucking all the Assassin's blood all day today and yesterday, cos Ass man didnt say NO to her.

Do you know her works

 

[Indiandog]

Well you bunged it on pretty thick at the start you prick lol you had me in tears you funny bastard

its easy you can do it too.

 

[The DoggFather]

Every **** said in this thread makes me stronger lol

PS check out how many fluid drugs I'm on in the background..

 

[The DoggFather]

PS you guys are awesome, love all you *****

 

[south of heaven]

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Every **** said in this thread makes me stronger lol

PS check out how many fluid drugs I'm on in the background..

Have you a hommus iv ?

 

[The DoggFather]

Have you a hommus iv ?

Bahahahahahahahahha not yet but "dinner" was "curried beef", didn't look like curry...or beef lol

 

[south of heaven]

Bahahahahahahahahha not yet but "dinner" was "curried beef", didn't look like curry...or beef lol

Do they have the zouki cafe at that hospital?
Those pides go alright and make you fart like a pregnant hippo

 

[Mr 95%]

I'm in ICU in St Vincent's brother lol

Ah shit bro.. word of advice..keep your eyes closed when the hot nurses around..pretend your asleep..they might..as they did with me..talk about their sex lives.. It helps passes the time..but whatever you don't give it way..you know what I mean..have two blankets on! Lol

Get well my man..

 

[The DoggFather]

Ah shit bro.. word of advice..keep your eyes closed when the hot nurses around..pretend your asleep..they might..as they did with me..talk about their sex lives.. It helps passes the time..but whatever you don't give it way..you know what I mean..have two blankets on! Lol

Get well my man..

Bahahahaha I'm going to try that tonight brother lol