Caveman
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Great news!My elderly next door neighbour is cleaning up ready to sell. Maybe going to live up the coast somewhere.
So now it's time for a new neighbour!!
What's your ideal neighbour? Traits?
Maybe a young yummy mummy who sunbakes topless in the back yard? (I live in a 2 storey house that overlooks their yard)
Maybe a good tiler or cabinet maker that can do me a free kitchen / bathroom reno
Obviously someone that doesn't cook shit that stinks.
I dont like noisy neighbours but I like them to tolerate my noise
Any applicants on here? Maybe @Alan79? can listen to my stories all weekend.
So I need to screen the purchasers and act like a renter if I dont like em. Spook them from buying
I've just bought a house off a elderly couple who are moving up the coast, it's a nice house, I heard the neighbour in the double story next door is top notch!
I hope he doesn't mind me sunbaking naked in the back yard, 8m a fat middle aged man who's bum crack runs right up to his neck... Makes it hard to clean it properly as I can't reach the middle of my back, I neesd to sunbake naked to help sterilize the bits I miss.
I enjoy showing off my my motor vehicles by doing burnouts up and down the street.
I've always got a keen interest in other people's mail and enjoy going to street barbecues so I can scope the joint out.
My kids are great, real larricans, they bring a bit of fun to the neighbourhood with their silly little pranks and demented sense of humour when they are not in juvi.
Anyways, just thought I'd share the good news!!!