I'm getting a new neighbour.... What to expect?

[south of heaven]

No mention of the empty beer bottles everywhere? They worth 10c a piece!

After you finished pissing in them make great toilets when you don't want to get out of bed ,and ash trays

 

[dogzofwar]

Single milf or just two sexy girl friends like on American pie 2 so you can just fantasise about them being lesbians and what are they doing to each other..I know I need help

 

[Blue_boost]

Today I'm in the gym and over heard a bloke talking about where he lives. The other bloke said do you rent or own.

Sheepishly he said "we rent but we are buying next year"....

I'm thinking to myself, stay out of it, but we all know he ain't buying next year, all renters say that. He's firmly entrenched in the rent trap. He bought a $70,000 ute as well (no doubt on credit).