Opinion Hook the hooker.

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Hooker - a prostitute, a street worker, a worker who gets paid money for sexual intercourse.
Hooker - a player position who resides and dummy half and distributes the ball to other players, as well as from the back of the scrum.

In both definitions in order to succeed the hooker needs to excel in one key area: SERVICE.

In the NRL this means getting the ball to your players, with enough time and space to enable them to do something with the ball.

In the case of our hooker, he spends that long with the ball in his hands before he passes it, that the defence are already on the player with the ball (or the defence is on him, he panics, and throws a shit pass.

He's that slow that if he was a courier and lived next door it'd still take him 7 days to deliver me a parcel.

Enough is enough, he's had his chances, he isn't working, and he needs to go.

All the other players on the field are impacted by slow or shitty dummy half service, and there's no suprise that the teams that have excelled this week (and in the past) are off the back of decent hookers. Storm are a perfect example, as are Rabbitohs, Tigers, and Cowboys.

Put simply, unless something is done at dummy half we will continue to put on subpar performances, because our players won't have chances to do anything with the ball.

We almost got rid of him once, but now it's time we made the call.

Send Lichaa to NSW Cup. Even if that means JMK at hooker.

If only Nu Brown wasn't injured, he'd even be a viable option.
 

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He's a bumbling goose of a hooker. How hard is it to find one with crisp clean service these days?
 

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Robson or someone of his ilk can't come soon enough. It's moronic that the club went into the season without having addressed the issue.
 

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We need Lichaa and Montoya out simple as that and put dutchi and smith together.
 

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JMK isn’t going to magically change the team at all. Hooker and centre are our Achilles heel and there is no solution for either this season.
 

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JMK isn’t going to magically change the team at all. Hooker and centre are our Achilles heel and there is no solution for either this season.
The only choice we have is jmk in the hooker and probably put Hoppa in the centre.
 

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I know he's not... but let's face it, even if there were better available hookers, they ain't coming to us
We're going backwards and very fast .. if something drastic doesn't happen we're going to be trying to dig our selves out from this ever-deepening hole for many man years to come.
Players want to play finals and win premierships. No one but those wanting to earn overs will be attracted to the Dogs.
 

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The only choice we have is jmk in the hooker and probably put Hoppa in the centre.
Do you think that’s really going to make that big of a difference overall? They are all pretty average.
 

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JMK isn’t going to magically change the team at all. Hooker and centre are our Achilles heel and there is no solution for either this season.
Hooker and Centre?

Ben Marschke went alright today in C-cup... And apart from struggling with some fitness issues in the heat harper was solid.

Hell I'd even throw Roumanos in who really really impressed me today.
 

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Yup Lichaa is way passed his use by date! Long expired.
 

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JMK isn’t going to magically change the team at all. Hooker and centre are our Achilles heel and there is no solution for either this season.
Well we have Harper waiting for his shot at centre and he will go well, Pay would be silly not to give him the nod soon.
 

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Hooker and Centre?

Ben Marschke went alright today in C-cup... And apart from struggling with some fitness issues in the heat harper was solid.

Hell I'd even throw Roumanos in who really really impressed me today.
Marschke went alright but it’s one game of NSW Cup and he’s not part of the top 30 so he can’t be considered. Lichaa and JMK wouldn’t get a run in any other team in the NRL.

Holland and Harper are our only genuine centres in the entire squad. Holland was great last year but he struggled today so not writing him off yet but we don’t have much option but to persist with him if he doesn’t come good. Harper looked good today but still untested in NRL.
 

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We need Nu Brown to heal quickly and put him in asap. When is he due back?
 

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We need to fuck off Foran & Lichaa - anywhere

Bring in Matt Parcell and Valentine Holmes
 
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