Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

[chemdog]

no surprises Haaland named player of the season

 

[Berries]

Coventry City vs Luton Town penalty goal shootout to decide who gets the 250 million dollar pie. Old mate who missed after 6 penalties will be a bit sad today.

 

[B-Train]

Coventry City vs Luton Town penalty goal shootout to decide who gets the 250 million dollar pie. Old mate who missed after 6 penalties will be a bit sad today.

Lucky he doesn't play in Iran otherwise he'd be shot..

 

[Berries]

Lucky he doesn't play in Iran otherwise he'd be shot..

Was it the Colombian goalie who went missing in the 80s

 

[chemdog]

Lucky he doesn't play in Iran otherwise he'd be shot..

or in south america

 

[B-Train]

Was it the Colombian goalie who went missing in the 80s

And they shot the captain Escobar after the 94 WC shootout

 

[Berries]

Only three teams didn’t score in the last round and unluckily for Leicester one of them was Bournemouth. Scored a lot more goals than the 5 teams above them but bye bye.

 

[B-Train]

Great result for Brentford, unlucky for them they miss out on Europe..

 

[chemdog]

Great result for Brentford, unlucky for them they miss out on Europe..

think Brentford is the only team in the prem to get all 6 points against city this season

 

[CQDog]

Caicedo confirmed to leave by Brighton manager today.

 

[chemdog]

Caicedo confirmed to leave by Brighton manager today.

yep he's coming to arsenal along with declan rice

 

[CQDog]

yep he's coming to arsenal along with declan rice

Your not getting both. You’ll get Rice

 

[chemdog]

Your not getting both. You’ll get Rice

nope we're getting both

 

[CQDog]

nope we're getting both

He’s wants to go to a team that can beat Southampton at their home ground

 

[chemdog]

He’s wants to go to a team that can beat Southampton at their home ground

nah we'll still get both

 

[Berries]

Great result for Brentford, unlucky for them they miss out on Europe..

Two months ago they lost to Everton and Wolves while drawing with Leicester. Really cost them possibly top 5

 

[CQDog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1663454075646615560

How does anyone sign with them after the rabble they were this year?

 

[chemdog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1663454075646615560

How does anyone sign with them after the rabble they were this year?

they should improve significantly under poch even though it'll take time for them to play under his style

 

[CQDog]

they should improve significantly under poch even though it'll take time for them to play under his style

Hope not

 

[chemdog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1663657053733150722

what a joke surely Eddie howe or the Brighton manager deserved it more than pep