Soccer English Premier League Banter Thread

[chemdog]

I hope Chelsea don’t sign de Jong just so I can see the fallout of all the unregistered players Barca have “signed”

apparently arsenal are linked with kessie if barca can't register his contract

 

[coach]

And all approved to register the signings Barca have made lol
They magically sold 25% of an asset lol
What a joke, Chelsea be rubbing there hands together

 

[coach]

Now offered 60m for Silva and Manchester city seems to have agreed lol
City will be extremely weakend this season to previous seasons

 

[chemdog]

And all approved to register the signings Barca have made lol
They magically sold 25% of an asset lol
What a joke, Chelsea be rubbing there hands together

its bs they should of had to sell at least 1 or 2 players

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

And all approved to register the signings Barca have made lol
They magically sold 25% of an asset lol
What a joke, Chelsea be rubbing there hands together

Have you considered becoming a Barcelona fan?

 

[alchemist]

Now offered 60m for Silva and Manchester city seems to have agreed lol
City will be extremely weakend this season to previous seasons

I'm surprised by the Silva talk... I know he was a little unsettled last year in Manchester but he was also one of City's best

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Am I a bad person for laughing at this? Took the biggest fucking dive and somehow much the snap his arm in half when he fell lololol

https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/wmt1t1

 

[chemdog]

gee man united are embarrassing 4 nil down to Brentford

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

gee man united are embarrassing 4 nil down to Brentford

4-0 down at halftime I’m reading. Did BrentFOUR ease up in the 2nd half or Maguire and co came good
Look , they are a fatigued team right now.
After lifting the ladyboi cup in Thailand last month they flew down to Melbourne where Bruno was complaining it was a little too cold for his mutt head, but they conquered all before them and left Melbourne undefeated .
Give Ten Haag some time to really transform them into a bona fide mid table PL team !!
How did CRONNIE37 play ? Is he still not match fit because he was holidaying in the off season .
What about championship level and skipper Harry Maguire?

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

How good was De Gea
What do you think Eriksen is saying to Maguire ?
Love how CRONNIE37 is trying to lift the team after 2-0 gesturing they only need 1 goal to get back in it

 

[Haslerhasworms]

Utd are bottom and play liverpool next....

 

[coach]

Utd are bottom and play liverpool next....

10-0 next week lol

 

[Doogie]

What do you think Eriksen is saying to Maguire ?

Fck me Harry - you couldn't pick up that run. You were 25m away from the guy.
Harry: You've been here 5 mins bro - any game where I only concede 1 goal is a good game.

 

[Doogie]

 

[chemdog]

4-0 down at halftime I’m reading. Did BrentFOUR ease up in the 2nd half or Maguire and co came good
Look , they are a fatigued team right now.
After lifting the ladyboi cup in Thailand last month they flew down to Melbourne where Bruno was complaining it was a little too cold for his mutt head, but they conquered all before them and left Melbourne undefeated .
Give Ten Haag some time to really transform them into a bona fide mid table PL team !!
How did CRONNIE37 play ? Is he still not match fit because he was holidaying in the off season .
What about championship level and skipper Harry Maguire?

I only watched the 1st half united were awful at the back. I honestly feel for there new manager as he isnt getting backed to make the key signings they actually need.

 

[childofglossop]

Beautiful to watch. Man U fans get a taste of what us Dogs fans have been putting up with for years. Oh how the mighty have fallen...they'll get back up again, but it might take a while.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

Ten Hag is a defensive calamity. That game vs Spurs in the CL final showed how open his teams are. Add Maguire in there and it's an absolute shambles at the back.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

David De Howler LOL @ that howler to open the scoring

 

[LFC Bulldogs]

Shocking scenes at Brentford's stadium as stewards are forcing Man United fans to stay and watch the game until the final whistle.

 

[GoTheDoggies]

This is why Botoxiano prioritised his botox routine at half time. He knows he will age rapidly from the stress of playing with a bunch of clowns.