I don’t always go the extra mile. But when I do, it’s because I missed my exit.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Jan 31, 2025 #7,741 I don’t always go the extra mile. But when I do, it’s because I missed my exit.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Jan 31, 2025 #7,742 Just started watching a documentary on clocks. It’s about time.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Jan 31, 2025 #7,743 If you fear change, please pass it along to me. I accept coins of all denominations.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Jan 31, 2025 #7,744 Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn't work out.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Jan 31, 2025 #7,745 “Sell me fries, sell me sweet little fries.” - Fleetwood McDonalds
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Jan 31, 2025 #7,746 My local bank is installing an ATM in a tree. If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches.
My local bank is installing an ATM in a tree. If it’s successful, they might expand to other branches.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,747 I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting my underwear on.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,748 Bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cools if you cry.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,749 That awkward moment when you're running...And your boobs are bouncing all over the place. And you're a 55 year old guy.
That awkward moment when you're running...And your boobs are bouncing all over the place. And you're a 55 year old guy.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,750 I had no plans today. My wife found out and boy did I have a lot of plans today I didn’t know about.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,751 What do you call an injury sustained in a pillow fight? A concushion.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,752 I just saw an ad for a wireless bra and I gotta be honest right now, I never even knew they needed to be plugged in.
I just saw an ad for a wireless bra and I gotta be honest right now, I never even knew they needed to be plugged in.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,753 What’s more impressive than a talking cat? A spelling bee.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,754 I don’t always whoomp. But when I do, there it is.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 1, 2025 #7,755 I have a pharmacy joke, but it's going to be about 20 minutes.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 2, 2025 #7,756 90% of being married is just shouting "What?" from other rooms.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 2, 2025 #7,757 I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up. I shut up and subtitles come out my face.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 2, 2025 #7,758 One minute you're excited to be leaving work on Friday afternoon and the next it's Sunday evening and you're getting ready for work again... These weekends need to SLOW DOWN.
One minute you're excited to be leaving work on Friday afternoon and the next it's Sunday evening and you're getting ready for work again... These weekends need to SLOW DOWN.
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 2, 2025 #7,759 Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night. Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Tried mixing Mexican alcohol with 20th century American literature last night. Ended up with tequila mockingbird
Bulldog Wrestler Kennel Immortal Joined Nov 14, 2020 Messages 60,575 Reaction score 127,084 Feb 2, 2025 #7,760 I have a number joke but it’s odd.