Dad jokes

What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead while I give these two a lift.
 
What do you call someone who points out the obvious?

Someone who points out the obvious.
 
Comic Sans walks into a bar.

“Get out of here,” yells the bartender. “We don’t serve your type.”
 
If the groundhog sees its shadow today, there will be six more weeks of winter. If it doesn't, there will only be about a month and a half.
 
Cats bring you dead animals because they think you're just a useless cat that can't survive on its own.
 
My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password.

We'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.
 
A photon walks into a hotel. The bellhop asks if he needs help with his bags.

The photon replies: “No thanks, I'm travelling light.”
 
I don’t usually get a ton of laughs from candy bar jokes.

Just a few snickers.
 
Did you hear about the kid who started a business tying shoelaces on the playground?

It was a knot-for-profit.
 
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