2018 Australian Open Campaign

[Wahesh]

Have you been to Melbourne Park, there's like 30 courts.

How many of them are outside/practice courts? I'm agreeing with you about moving this thing to Sydney.

Now I'm not sure how much a retractable roof costs, but surely the annual budget which dedicates itself to sport more than anything can afford to allocate a certain fund to the park each year in order to add 1 roof onto a court. 1 roof every year surely is not that hard to achieve especially considering that the other courts are mainly unused for 11½ months of the year.

 

[Wahesh]

I think Tsonga will eliminate Nick tonight.

 

[DoggiesBoy]

Some of the people in crowd the last two days, pretty embarrassing stuff. STFU

 

[Mr Invisible]

I think Tsonga will eliminate Nick tonight.

Tonga got hammered by Nick.

Some of the people in crowd the last two days, pretty embarrassing stuff. STFU

Only one I'm aware of was that stupid **** doing a Youtube "prank" by yelling out at Kyrgios's last match (and he's getting drilled on social media over it.

 

[doggieaaron]

Don't hold your breath.

You were saying?

 

[Wahesh]

You were saying?

Dude we're not even at the halfway point yet... chillax.

 

[Wahesh]

Lauren Davis. Fuck me where has this petite American hunni been hiding? She's giving it to butter face Halep hard!

 

[doggieaaron]

Dude we're not even at the halfway point yet... chillax.

Dude im relaxed but we will see

 

[Wahesh]

So butterface Halep eliminates another hottie. FFS.

 

[DoggiesBoy]

So butterface Halep eliminates another hottie. FFS.

Yeah not happy hey! .. davies had that game right in her hands when she had those 3 match points deep in that epic 3rd set

 

[Mr Invisible]

Lauren Davis. Fuck me where has this petite American hunni been hiding? She's giving it to butter face Halep hard!

hahaha I think you need glasses!!

Next thing you'll be telling us that Carla Suarez Navarro and Su-Wei Hsieh are hotties.

 

[Wahesh]

hahaha I think you need glasses!!

Next thing you'll be telling us that Carla Suarez Navarro and Su-Wei Hsieh are hotties.

Carla... no way in heck. Lauren on the other hand...

 

[Mr Invisible]

LOL There's a guy in Mens Singles ... Marton FUCSovics ....

On another note @Wahesh you must be pretty upset, as there isn't even any eyecandy in mixed doubles or female doubles for you anymore.

Wozniacki, Halep, and Svitolina are about the only ones that might get your loins racing.

Carla... no way in heck. Lauren on the other hand...

You'd bust a nut on those thighs wouldn't you?

 

[Wahesh]

LOL There's a guy in Mens Singles ... Marton FUCSovics ....

I was waiting for you to make a comment on that poor unfortunately soul's surname

On another note @Wahesh you must be pretty upset, as there isn't even any eyecandy in mixed doubles or female doubles for you anymore.

Wozniacki, Halep, and Svitolina are about the only ones that might get your loins racing.

Yeah not good but it's something I've come to expect at our home grand slam sadly

You'd bust a nut on those thighs wouldn't you?

WOULD I???

 

[Mr Invisible]

I was waiting for you to make a comment on that poor unfortunately soul's surname

Yeah not good but it's something I've come to expect at our home grand slam sadly




WOULD I???

So.. you have to pick one out of her or Camila Giorgi ... Who is it

 

[Wahesh]

So.. you have to pick one out of her or Camila Giorgi ... Who is it

No doubt Giorgi has a cuter face, however I'll pick Davis for 5 reasons:

• She's younger
• she's shorter
• She's not Jewish (Giorgi is)
• I can stand the American accent more than I can stand the Italian-English one
• Dude... those thighs

 

[Wahesh]

Well Nick K is gone, Aussies couldn't make it past round 4 as usual. Expect the same next year.

 

[Wahesh]

Ok so now we're down to the business-end, aka, boring end of the open. Fewer courts are being used, fewer fans are turning up, and towards the end of the week, the coverage will slowly diminish until the tournament is over.

It is this reason I prefer the first week of the tournament much more!

 

[Wahesh]

Watching this Garcia/Keys match, it's hard to tell who's who. Garcia and Keys both have the same outfit, same colour, same visor, same hair style, it's really hard. Only way I'm seeing the difference is that Keys is totally outplaying Garcia.

 

[Wahesh]

Not looking good for Kerber...