2018 Australian Open Campaign

Thread starter Wahesh
Start date Jan 9, 2018

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DoggiesBoy

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#41

Watching this barty v sabalenka, my neighbours must be convinced i am watching some top shelf lesbo porn with all the grunting.

Wahesh

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#42

Mr Invisible said:
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I'll book you an appointment.

Which one was I wrong about sir?

Wahesh

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#43

Yep! The Aussies are doing shithouse! Barty and Dashing Daria are the best hopes for the ladies, and *sigh* Kygrios or however you spell his surname is best hope for the men. Watch the media slam him for something as soon as he loses.

Last edited: Jan 17, 2018

Wahesh

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#44

DoggiesBoy said:
Watching this barty v sabalenka, my neighbours must be convinced i am watching some top shelf lesbo porn with all the grunting.

Dude did you watch the 2012 final between Azarenka and Sharapova? It was a freaking shriek-a-thon lol...

DoggiesBoy

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#45

Wahesh said:
Dude did you watch the 2012 final between Azarenka and Sharapova? It was a freaking shriek-a-thon lol...

yeah definitely something with these russian and belarusian ladies with their grunting and groaning

Anyways definitely one person that make these licorice allsorts outfits work

Mr Invisible

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#46

LOL @ Aussies mocking that Belrussian for shrieking last night.

Just read it on the news LOL

Wahesh said:
Which one was I wrong about sir?

Both though more the Filo.

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#47

DoggiesBoy said:
yeah definitely something with these russian and belarusian ladies with their grunting and groaning

Anyways definitely one person that make these licorice allsorts outfits work

FMD. I want it!

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#48

Mr Invisible said:
LOL @ Aussies mocking that Belrussian for shrieking last night.

Just read it on the news LOL

Pretty bad from though given how late in the match they were doing it. Even Barty shook her head. At that stage the players just want the game to be over so they can go have a shower/press conference and go to sleep.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-01-17/aus-open-spectators-rebel-against-screeching-sabalenka/9335120

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#49

Anyone see this?

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#50

FUCKING SON OF A SLUT! EUGENIE IS PLAYING SIMONA HALEP TOMORROW! FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO MY BABIES???

Mr Invisible

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#51

Apparently on an outer court an Aussie player ripped into an umpire yesterday and the crowd have him a standing ovation.

Wahesh said:
FUCKING SON OF A SLUT! EUGENIE IS PLAYING SIMONA HALEP TOMORROW! FUCK FUCK FUCK! WHY DOES EVERYTHING BAD HAPPEN TO MY BABIES???

Either Way your set for an angry fap tomorrow.

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#52

Mr Invisible said:
Apparently on an outer court an Aussie player ripped into an umpire yesterday and the crowd have him a standing ovation.

Either Way your set for an angry fap tomorrow.

That makes two of us brother... we're both fans of her... but facing the world #1? Come on...
Even worse is that my "back-up baby", Beatriz Haddad Maia is facing former world #1 (current #6) Karolina Pliskova.

Grrr

Freakzilla

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#53

Does any female tennis player not turn you on? lol

Mr Invisible

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#54

Never realised Simone Halep was so top heavy..

@Wahesh similar face and posture for you after that match?

Freakzilla said:
Does any female tennis player not turn you on? lol

I think even Sloane Stephens gives him horn.

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#55

Freakzilla said:
Does any female tennis player not turn you on? lol

Simone Halep

Seriously bro, 95% of them don't do anything for me, but the one's who do... YII HAR

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#56

Mr Invisible said:
Never realised Simone Halep was so top heavy..

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@Wahesh similar face and posture for you after that match?

Face and posture yeah, but not after watching her

Mr Invisible said:
I think even Sloane Stephens gives him horn.

I rarely disagree with you Mr I... but I must in this case.

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#57

And as usual, the Aussies continue to do shithouse with dashing Daria and Matty Ebden eliminated yesterday. Don't be surprised if after today Nick K is the only Aussie remaining.

Haddaway

Kennel Legend

#58

Mr Invisible said:
Never realised Simone Halep was so top heavy..

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@Wahesh similar face and posture for you after that match?

I think even Sloane Stephens gives him horn.

That's probably an old pic. She's had boob reduction surgery now.

Wahesh

The Forefather of The Kennel

#59

Otara_Dog said:
That's probably an old pic. She's had boob reduction surgery now.

That's even worse. At least the bewbs would have given you that extra-protection when that snu snu monster snuggles you to death at night.

Mr Invisible

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#60

Otara_Dog said:
That's probably an old pic. She's had boob reduction surgery now.

I know.. and I reckon she went too far.

When there's too much air in your tyres you don't deflate the entire tyre, you just let a little bit out.

She's gone from like 28 psi and a comfortable ride to 10psi and drastically under inflated.

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