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Who in the name of Xenu is this bruce character, and why the hell does he think he has rights to dictate what I do with my body?! As far as I am concerned you can all touch the Den Den...

As you may know, today is my last day at work as I will be heading out to Perisher for a week of skiing, falling over, freezing my ass off and drinking like a farkin' fish! However I will not be returning to the kennel for a very long time as I plan on finding myself a cute little Ski Bunny...

Good news everyone, Futurama is back, and now we know in what form. The show will return on November 27th as a full-length high-def film sold on DVD. It will be followed by three additional films, and each film will be divided into four episodes each to be aired on Comedy Central. So, that's...

Device warns you if you're boring or irritating 29 March 2006 Celeste Biever A DEVICE that can pick up on people's emotions is being developed to help people with autism relate to those around them. It will alert its autistic user if the person they are talking to starts showing signs of...

Check out these brilliant pieces of artwork... (Drugs are not necessary, but highly recommended) Zoomquilt - Part 1 Zoomquilt - Part 2

Well spill 'em you knob jockeys!

Anybody else notice how quiet, calm and generally lacking in abuse the Kennel is today? I wonder why that might be...

On the show where contestants battle it out for the coveted title of "The Kennels Biggest Tosser", todays episode puts dvsbastard up against Abz... In the red corner we have dvsbastard - This arrogant, opinionated, and clinically insane kenneler (who has been known to refer to himself in...

Are your bored?! Do you want to feel like a prison monkey, without giving up your civil liberties or worrying about being sodomized?! Well now you can... Create your own license plates here: http://www.acme.com/licensemaker/ Don't forget to post em in this thread (click on the generated image...

Does anyone have any suggestions on some good teleconferencing software? Basically I need something along the lines of Netmeeting (voice, video, whiteboard, application sharing), but which actually transmits data at a reasonable rate (I was having major stuttering issues over LAN - can't...

It is absolutely freezing outside... I could cut the diamonds that are used to cut glass with my nipples! :(

Do you / can you use them?

Q. Two Campbelltown guys jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a Campbelltown girl use as protection during sex? A. A bus shelter. Q. What do you call a Campbelltown boy in a suit? A. The defendant. Q. Why did the Campbelltown guy cross the road? A. To start a fight...

Just in case any of you were concerned, losing sleep or taking up a crystal meth habit as a result of this mornings dramatic warning, I am pleased to inform you all that Rain Warning has been canceled... HTFH...

AC brilliant work has inspired me to do one of my own... P.S. Admittedly mine is a cheap filtered version...

People who post an emoticon - with no accompanying constructive comment - really give me the sh1ts. I suggest that you issue them with infractions, take their first born child, send them to Guantanamo Bay or even give them a good old fashioned public lashing... HTH

Whats the difference between a moderator and a school hall monitor? One is a self righteous, unpopular, and deluded control freak with a distorted view of their own real relevance, and the other wears a bright coloured sash...

Who here has been touched by his noodly appendage?

Establishment bar ruined my life Exclusive by Brad Clifton May 08, 2007 12:00 A REAL estate agent who was denied entry to one of Sydney's trendiest bars claims the refusal left him psychologically damaged and unable to socialise with clients. Waise Yusofzai, 38, says he felt "half a...

It appears a while ago an unknown person registered the domain "straydogs.com.au" and put in a redirect to "straydogs.jconserv.net" (which is the actual URL of the Stray Dogs forum). I had no idea who did it, or why, but put it down to being a nice gesture from one of our members! I have now...

This is the weirdest game I have played in a long time. It contains really good artistic direction, and has a very original plot! It is worth the 10 minutes it will take you to finish the game! Click here to play...

It seems that the word 'Gullible' has been removed from www.dictionary.com (and a bunch of other online dictionaries / publications) as a result of some stupid board decision because of some English language technicality. Anyway, does anyone have a print version of a dictionary as I need a...

Is it possible that mods who are actively moderating not hide their online status (i.e. Setting "Invisible" mode)? The reason I ask is I just had a thread closed on me for reasons completely unknown and I don't know who to contact to: a) Get the thread reopened OR b) Find reasons for it's...

Has anyone heard Weird Al's latest album "Straight Outta Lynwood"? I highly recommend it (especially for RnB / Rap fans) as there are a couple of HILARIOUS tracks: White and Nerdy (Chamillionaire - Ridin' Dirty rip off) Confessions Part III (Usher - Confessions rip off) Trapped in the...

With the weather starting to heat up, it is time to ask: What is your favourite beach? I only included the main popular Sydney metro beaches in the poll, but feel free to tell us your favourite outer Sydney / state beaches Beaches within 30mins of the CBD: Starting from Barrenjoey Head at...

Anderson linked to Roosters job Peter Kogoy and Brent Read September 14, 2006 THE Sydney Roosters' coaching saga took another dramatic twist today when club officials met former Test and two-time premiership winning coach Chris Anderson. Anderson's manager George Mimis confirmed a...

That's right... You heard me... A laptop! Check it out here: http://skytroniks.com/benhell/mirror/x360_page_1.htm And if you can't be bothered reading through the whole project, the final product can be seen here: http://skytroniks.com/benhell/mirror/x360_page_5.htm This guy OBVIOUSLY...

Are you a fan of grossly overpowered car audio systems?

I'm back from from short holiday to the snow in one piece (but only just)... We had an absolute ball! Lots of drinking, lots of skiing, not enough sleeping, and a bulldogs victory in the midst of it all! We couldn't of asked for more! :) But I am still feeling the pain! Anyway, here are a few...

So what do you think of these ads? Would you condsider them harsh, disturbing, clever, humourous, over the top, etc? Also, if they were ever aired do you think they would of been effective, and do you believe they were appropriately banned...

Hmmmmmmm...

Try this little online "hacking" puzzle to kill some time... http://www.freestuffhotdeals.com/hacker/1.html You don't actually need much computer knowledge to do it (mostly changing the page link), but you will need to be able to recognise some "patterns" as such. FYI I managed to...

Here is a challenging one for all you phone Guru's... Is it possible to add Arabic as a language on a Sony Ericsson K750i (for SMS'ing purpose). Please note: Suggestions to write "yallah, and uleh" will not be considered useful! :p

What do you consider as a sign of a driver who doesn't really know what they are doing on the road? Here are a few of mine: -People who look down at the transmission when changing gears (particularly in autos) -A battered and scratched up car -P plates (that's right, if you are on your P's...

Do you ever see things that although they don't really bother you, nor do they make you particularly angry, they still make you ask wonder "Why the hell would any sane person do that"? Well share them in this thread... I'll go first... People who wear bluetooth headsets absolutely everywhere...

Tapas are small quantities of food sold (or given for free) with a drink in Spain. They can be taken as a snack or combined to make up a full meal. In some areas of Spain, mainly in León and Granada, they are often included in the price of drinks (beer, wine, not soft drinks or spirits) served...

Thinking back to your younger days, what memories / moments just make you feel really old...? Some random things off the top of my head to get y'all started: - -I remember when computers had 640KB RAM... -Getting angry at Milli Vanilla for being frauds... -Dubbing the color me badd album...

Seeing as the mods are lazy and don't do anything these days (relax... I'm joking), how about anytime a thread in the Bulldogs Discussion lounge contains baseless rumours that the thread title is changed so it is prefixed with RUMOUR: until it can be changed to CONFIRMED: or DENIED: ...

Check out this audition (for some US reality show) by this young and unbelievably talented girl: Video Hey Nikki Webster... You could of learnt a thing or two about talent from this!

Girls (and guys of course), what is the correct way to respond to "I'm fat" / "I need to lose weight" / "My bum is too big" / "I am an insecure attention seeking whale" type comments? Simple reassurance isn't necessarily the best answer...

Please note, all those who vote for "On apeak hour train" will be added to my hitlist (much as the fruitcake who decided to do so on my train this morning).

Anyone FROM THE KENNEL... Who would you be and why?

Hoax crackdown toughens terror laws Simon Kearney A NEW "terrorist hoax" offence that will allow people who make elaborate threats to be prosecuted without proving they intended to carry out an attack is being planned by the federal Government. The new offence will create a more serious...

Post your favourite nightclub (or nightspot) of all time... Also feel free to provide promotional name for the night and what era it was in and where it is / was, and any other details worth noting... Have fun reminicising people about all those drunken nights! :)

With the Bulldogs Vs Broncos game coming up (the first Friday night game in a long while) I think this would be the perfect oppurtunity to get a few Kennel members together for a few pregame drinks, where we can have drunken discussions about football, friendly pointless banter, the goatse tree...

Sure my poll may be a little biased... But I can't help it - he is a feckin' TOOL! Does anyone out there like / enjoy watching Rove, or do you all secretly wish you could jam a high charged cattle prod down his throat everytime he opens his mouth to make one of his stupid jokes?

Public plea over gang rape David Braithwaite August 9, 2006 - 9:08AM Police have defended a two-month delay in alerting the public to the violent gang rape of a young woman in a toilet block on a busy night in Darling Harbour. The 19-year-old woman was attacked by four men on Thursday...

Some are just slips of the tongue * Grandmother of eight makes hole in one * Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing * Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers * House passes gas tax onto senate * Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan * Two...

Well my strike is finally over and I hope I have cleary made my point... Actually I don't remember what my point was - TBH I don't think there was any point to it the first place... But that is besides the point! I will once again be posting my usual pointless / insane / goatse related crap...

With the banning of the infamous BootS (and therefore reducing the Kennel's entertainment / fun / goatse factor expotentially) I will be expressing my sadness, dissapointment and anger at his temporary loss by conducting my own personal strike... I might even start an ePetition, but if I do...

Stare at the dot for 30 seconds. Then, without moving your eyes, move the mouse over the image. The image will look like it's in color until you move your eyes. http://www.johnsadowski.com/big_spanish_castle.html

There is no polite way of saying that you don't want to talk to someone. I'll just keep my head up high and say that I was the good man in this situation...

* Daddy Drinks Because You Cry * You Were an Accident * Strangers Have the Best Candy * You Are Different and That's Bad * The Little Sissy Who Snitched * Some Kittens Can Fly * Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her * All Dogs Go to Hell * Mummy...

So where can you get the cheapest outright phones? (And if you are going to say eBay, at least recommend a seller)

I think it is time you ladies learnt of the legend of the "Gatekeeper"... In every female group there is one girl known as the gatekeeper... She is the friend who doesn't allow us guys to to make any contact with girls in the group in which she overlooks with a steely gaze, and a blackened...

I wonder if the football crazed effect of World Cup Soccer has worn off...? So will you be watching any A-League games? Personally, I'll make it to as many Sydney FC games as possible (as I did last season)...

I was cleaning up some of the crap that has gathered in my room over the years and I came across a whole bunch of phone boxes / chargers / handsfree kits and phones! Turns out I have owned a few phones in the past, so I thought I'd make a list (with a few comments)! Nokia 5110 (best - for its...

Miss Universe Contestants So who do you rate?! (I will provide my input when I have gone through them - but damn it's going to be tough - so many absolute machines!)

Roosters skipper sorry for Finch By Adrian Proszenko July 19, 2006 SYDNEY Roosters captain Craig Fitzgibbon says he feels "sorry" for Brett Finch after the club's decision to offload the troubled playmaker. Finch is contracted to the Roosters until 2007, but has been given permission to...

Check out this site for a whole bunch of excellent freeware tools and utilities for windows: http://www.sysinternals.com

Well, do you answer your mobile while driving?

After watching the 1983 movie "Wargames" yesterday, I have been thinking back to all the classic (but cheesy and outdated) 80's movies... And I was wondering... What's your favourite? Two classics to get you started reminiscing are: The Breakfast Club (1985) Ferris Buellers Day Off (1990 -...

http://javimoya.com/blog/pics/200607/zidane.htm :D

I watched Russell Peters live last night and one of the jokes he did was about "Beating your kids", and although it was hilarious, it lead me to think (yeah... me thinking... shock horror)... is physical punishment right? So if you have kids, do you beat them, and if you don't... will you...

Tonight I will be making my way out to watch the live filming of the Ronnie Johns Half Hour... So I thought I'd watch (and share) some of his funnier moments with you! Enjoy! Money Shot Mary Paulie Vs The Socceroos Chopper

Does anyone here have to do timesheets (or what I like to call "creative writing") at their job? And if so does anyone hate them as much as I do?! It used to be a requirement for my job, but I managed to convince my manager that it was a pointless administration task so it was scrapped for...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Er7gJbhYFw

It seems the old school original game of Pong has come a long way over the years. If your feeling bored download this new and free updated version of the classic game here... http://www.plasmapong.com/ Download Windows Installer Screenshots: The screenshots don't do the game...

Did anyone read the article on page 60 of today's Daily Telgraph titled "We are all human"? Basically it was an interview with Mason where he (for the most part) rant's about all the BS that happens in League and the Media. One great quote from Mason (in the article): It's turned into a...

England played some great defensive Football tonight and managed to shut down the Portuguese attack, while putting in some excellent shots on goal (and giving me several heart attacks) in the process... An especially impressive feat with only 10 men on the field... But with that said... Portugal...

Russell Peters has got to be one of the most funniest comedians out there. If you havent heard of him (or seen any of his work), just check out this video: Clicky And: Some video clips here... Anyway, he is doin a few shows here in Sydney and I was wondering if anyone here was going...

I have always noticed that there are some members on this forum who consistantly post in threads without actually making any sort of effort to read through the posts and find out what it is actually about (and this became very apparant in one of the recent Gee Up threads)... So I thought I'd...

Confusion as Simunic gets three yellow cards Fri Jun 23, 2006 3:34 AM IST167 STUTTGART (Reuters) - Confusion reigned at the World Cup match between Croatia and Australia on Thursday when English referee Graham Poll appeared to show Croatia's Josip Simunic three yellow cards in the second...

Please post your "You got OWNED" stories here - Whether it was you who got owned, you owned someone else... or you just witnessed pure ownage! Note: For those who don't know what "Owned" means: Owned - v. owned, 0wned, pwned, 0wn3d, pwn3d, own3d. To be made a fool of; To make a fool...

Check out these short clips from the show "The Chaser's War on Everything" which airs on ABC at 10pm on Friday nights. Videos These guys are absolutely hilarious (and a little insane)! I particularly recommend watching the "Ad Road Tests"... Enjoy! :)

Since you people have been boring me recently, I have resorted to hypnotically staring at the falling chick for the last hour... (Actually I was in a boring meeting, but it doesn't make this thing any less hypnotic)! http://gprime.net/game.php/fallinggirl Note: You can click to grab her by...

Obviously I was dissapointed with last nights game! All comments welcome! :)

I just noticed that there are heaps of members here with huge amounts of posts but I have barely ever had one of my mostly insane discussions with... I have put it down to the time where these posters are most active... So I was wondering, what kind of posting shifts do you do here on the Kennel?

Sleep Deprivation I have had less than 10 hours sleep over about the last 50 hours and I am starting to hallucinate! Is anyone else feeling the effects of a long weekend combined with the effects of World Cup Soccer?!

As the title suggests I have no plans on leaving this forum anytime soon so I will not be starting a "Goodbye" thread, however, despite this I believe that you all need somewhere to post how much you would miss me if I was ever to leave... So start posting... and don't be shy...

Gower out, Finch in The NSW Blues have been dealt a massive blow in the lead-up to the opening State Of Origin clash, with Craig Gower ruled out after a training mishap on Tuesday afternoon. Gower was taken to hospital for scans after he collided with Manly's Steve Menzies in the Blues'...

Enjoy! Clicky

Wii in action... So what do you think...?

On the way to the train station, I walk through a park where every morning there are at least 20 (and on some days up to 50) people partaking in a huge Tai Chi session... And every morning I think "What the hell is the point of that nonsense?"... If it is to promote looking like a fool, then it...

Hate 'em or Love 'em... It is beanie time! The problem is a decent beanie is hard to find! Does anyone have any suggestions as to where to get a nice beanie from?

Not long ago I watched this movie called eXistenz (yes it has cheesy weird capitalisation)... Now this is quite possibly the worst movie I have EVER seen in my life... In hindsight, I would of rather spent the two hours staring at the colourful light reflections on the back of the DVD... Even 2...

Ladies and gentleman, I thought It is time a let you all know what I think of our wonderful lounge despite some underlying tensions.... First and foremost... It is the internet... None of the comments are personal, and when it comes to the internet nothing EVER is personal... If your...

Bulldogs are best of a bad bunch By Andrew Stevenson May 8, 2006 Roosters 14 Bulldogs 30 THE first half-hour of yesterday's Bulldogs-Roosters tussle at the Aussie Stadium was enough to confirm the growing feeling 2006 is not shaping up as the NRL's finest vintage. Here we had the two...

http://www.shoutwire.com/viewstory/5452/Why_Macs_Suck_A_Video_Rant Enjoy! :D

Testing a signature with a quote in it!

I just realised that it is only Wednesday! With all the recent long weekends, short broken weeks, and public holidays, this is the first 5 day week I have had to endure in a while... and I am not taking it too well! :( Am I the only one struggling?

Play Lemmings The ULTIMATE time waster! :) Being completly written in DHTML means that it will work in ANY browser and requires no extra plugins (such as flash) making it the perfect time waster for people at work with restrictions! It is also damn impressive that they were able to...

Despite the housing boom resulting in higher property / rental costs, petrol prices reaching all time highs, and general higher costs of living, has the cost of a freekin' tube of colgate toothpaste really become that unaffordable? For a few measly dollars, not only will you have a brighter...

While emotions are running high from yesterdays loss, I thought there is no time better to see which players performance we are not happy with... Given our current teams form, if you *had* to drop one player and one player only, who would it be (and why)?

I have another question for you ladies... Do you mind being checked out by a guy (provided he has all is he teeth, is not wearing a flannel shirt, is not in a pack of 16 guys yelling out obscenities, or does not look like he came straight out of a horror movie)?

Since there hasn't been too many new threads today I thought I'd get some discussion going... When it comes to a mans hair, what do you ladies prefer?

This is a letter I may be sending to Malcom in response to the thread titled reporting unsavoury incidents towards bulldogs fans Be prepared for some shocking truths... Malcom, On the weekend I attended the Souths Vs Bulldogs game, and was subject to certain unpleasentness which I am...

So how do you all feel now that your back at work after your long weekend? For me, a picture says a thousand words! :)