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I love all the huge machines in Vegas that have decent music and fun features like Willy Wonka, GOT etc. No nanny state gambling cards and $1 max bets there lol
I still remember my first visit to Vegas. We drove in from California. Stopped at the first petrol station when we entered the state, and there was a line of Pokies in the petrol station. Made me laugh.
 

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I still remember my first visit to Vegas. We drove in from California. Stopped at the first petrol station when we entered the state, and there was a line of Pokies in the petrol station. Made me laugh.
It’s hilarious. You can play pokies a minute after stepping off the plane in the airport terminal haha
 

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I won 170 from 5 bucks in the first 10 mins of landing in Vegas first time I went lol
That’s awesome. I only do the $ conversion rate in my head when I win haha
 

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I won 170 from 5 bucks in the first 10 mins of landing in Vegas first time I went lol
It's always the way isn't it lol
First time I ever went to the casino I won $200, thought "fuck this I'm going to give up working and just be a gambler". Went back the next day, gave it all back and then some. Went home and forgot the dream about giving up work haha.
 

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Can’t stand every pub having the same shit lightning pokies. Where’s my 50 lions :(
 

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It’s hilarious. You can play pokies a minute after stepping off the plane in the airport terminal haha
Did you every see the movie in Ocean 13? It’s about guys paying back a casino owner in Vegas .. Anyway one part of it deals with an anonymous journalist is gunna give the casino a write up and rating.. The guy here is the journalist and they give him so much crap..gets food poisoning, bed rashes, you name it.. At the end Pitt’s character looks after him using a device giving the guy a win on the pokies..Guess where? At the airport! :tearsofjoy:

It’s at 3.22..

 

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That’s awesome. I only do the $ conversion rate in my head when I win haha
Was 2011, when our dollar was 1.10 murikan. But it's free money and I ain't greedy lol
 

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Did you every see the movie in Ocean 13? It’s about guys paying back a casino owner in Vegas .. Anyway one part of it deals with an anonymous journalist is gunna give the casino a write up and rating.. The guy here is the journalist and they give him so much crap..gets food poisoning, bed rashes, you name it.. At the end Pitt’s character looks after him using a device giving the guy a win on the pokies..Guess where? At the airport! :tearsofjoy:

It’s at 3.22..

That's what I won on bro, literally about 10 steps out of the plane lol
 

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Did you every see the movie in Ocean 13? It’s about guys paying back a casino owner in Vegas .. Anyway one part of it deals with an anonymous journalist is gunna give the casino a write up and rating.. The guy here is the journalist and they give him so much crap..gets food poisoning, bed rashes, you name it.. At the end Pitt’s character looks after him using a device giving the guy a win on the pokies..Guess where? At the airport! :tearsofjoy:

It’s at 3.22..

Hahaha YES! I forgot about that.

Reminds me of a funny story at Vegas airport.
You know how we call them thongs & they say flip flops? One of the girls in our group was going through security & they were getting people to take their shoes off.
She said, “Do I take my thongs off?” and this massive black female security guard doing the big black lady head shake said, “Hmm hmm, I know it’s Vegas honey but come on now” :tearsofjoy:
 

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That was fuckin mad hey! We need that again!
Bro I hate shopping but over there I spent more than the Misses lol

So many different styles of shoes in my size, not like here...
 

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It's always the way isn't it lol
First time I ever went to the casino I won $200, thought "fuck this I'm going to give up working and just be a gambler". Went back the next day, gave it all back and then some. Went home and forgot the dream about giving up work haha.
I had my first bucks there (2nd stop was Cancun) and I cleaned up hard, I think I left the hotel with 50 and the next day woke up with 3800 in my pockets still in chips.... who the fuck knows what I did lol
 

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Bro I hate shopping but over there I spent more than the Misses lol

So many different styles of shoes in my size, not like here...
It’s so good hey and everything runs so well. The big Nike store in Vegas didn’t have the shoes I wanted in my size & I was leaving early the next morning for San Diego. The fucking shoes beat me to my hotel the next morning haha
 

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It’s so good hey and everything runs so well. The big Nike store in Vegas didn’t have the shoes I wanted in my size & I was leaving early the next morning for San Diego. The fucking shoes beat me to my hotel the next morning haha
Have to admit, nobody does customer service like Murika with Mehico a close second.
 

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Hahaha YES! I forgot about that.

Reminds me of a funny story at Vegas airport.
You know how we call them thongs & they say flip flops? One of the girls in our group was going through security & they were getting people to take their shoes off.
She said, “Do I take my thongs off?” and this massive black female security guard doing the big black lady head shake said, “Hmm hmm, I know it’s Vegas honey but come on now” :tearsofjoy:
What class8c! Bahaha
 
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