Pokies thread

[Memberberries]

I’ll put a $50 on some horse I like the name of today but what a waste of money. I play pokies once in a blue moon and only gamble on Melbourne cup but it’s such a waste.

I'm not betting on the cup today.
I like to spend $20 on a few games of keno.

I am dirty on myself for not giving twilight payment a second chance in 2020!
I backed it in 2019 was so heart breaking to see it get to the front so early in the race!
I tore my ticket up immediately!

 

[MatstaDogg]

Who is this B?
I saw her in that snap account where the dude rolls up to ppl in nice cars and asks what they do for work and she was one of them and said she was a caddie and offered him a ride

Grace Charis. She is an influencer/onlyfans model/golfer wannabe.

 

[Nasheed]

Grace Charis. She is an influencer/onlyfans model/golfer wannabe.

Thanks
Is she in porn or just a influencer type?

 

[Memberberries]

Thanks
Is she in porn or just a influencer type?

You would bone anything with white skin yeah?

Including one of those fat hideous freckle faced bitches us white guys stay away from!

 

[Memberberries]

Just a reminder to all you winners out there.
You're all defying the odds!

 

[N4TE]

I actually picked the winner just because I asked a bloke got any good tips and though who knows that sounds good enough.

 

[Memberberries]

I actually picked the winner just because I asked a bloke got any good tips and though who knows that sounds good enough.

if you’re talking about the horse racing that’s a lot different than the pokies.
The Melbourne cup is kind of like the pokies of horse racing.
It’s an easy race to fix though because of the unusually long distances the horses have to race.
Most racehorses run an average of 1000 metres - 1400 metres.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Thanks
Is she in porn or just a influencer type?

She does nudes that's about it.

 

[Memberberries]

Why isn't this thread popping off every 5 minutes with all the successful pokie players who consistently win grand links daily?


You jibbering fkn Arabs!
You're deluding yourselves with your own bullshit!

 

[Memberberries]

I am able to retire early and have just bought a multimillion dollar home and a yacht thanks to playing the pokies.
Said no one ever!

 

[Natboy]

I am able to retire early and have just bought a multimillion dollar home and a yacht thanks to playing the pokies.
Said no one ever!

I own race horses and have a couple of mates who are professional punters. You’d never catch them near a pokie, casino, keno, lottery etc

 

[Memberberries]

I own race horses and have a couple of mates who are professional punters. You’d never catch them near a pokie, casino, keno, lottery etc

I would love to own race horses.

Horses deserve more respect.
If it weren't for horses we wouldn't be where we are today as a society.

I knew a guy who used to be cruel to his horse.
He would under feed it and every time it popped its head up from the stable he would throw a bolt or screw at it!

He is an ugly, fat hillbilly ginger ****!
Can only hope he's dead now?

 

[Blue_boost]

wouldnt you say its mor elikely winning on the pokies than winning powerball. Sure more people lose their money on pokies but a few walk out ahead also

 

[Memberberries]

wouldnt you say its mor elikely winning on the pokies than winning powerball. Sure more people lose their money on pokies but a few walk out ahead also

Very rare people walk out ahead.
I have won a few minor and major jackpots.
You might here about someone winning $5000 or more once in a while.

I was at Campsie the other day.
I read on the screen in the losers lounge they have paid out 345,000 in the last 3 months.

The star usually has one link go off once a day and pays on average 70,000.
As one would ask "how much are these venues receiving to be able to afford these payouts?"

 

[The_Chimpster]

Couldn't think of anything more unproductive or boring than sitting there feeding money into a machine & pressing buttons on a screen

 

[The DoggFather]

Couldn't think of anything more unproductive or boring than sitting there feeding money into a machine & pressing buttons on a screen

I can't stand the *****.

 

[King Gus]

Couldn't think of anything more unproductive or boring than sitting there feeding money into a machine & pressing buttons on a screen

There are people actually on YouTube making a killing on it.
They put in 10k and start hitting big hits and they clean up.
I haven’t got the balls to do that.

 

[04 Dreaming]

There are people actually on YouTube making a killing on it.
They put in 10k and start hitting big hits and they clean up.
I haven’t got the balls to do that.

Prob havnt got the 10k to do it either

 

[Nasheed]

I don’t bet huge because most of my money comes from the government,
So I’ll only put in 200 tops every time I go pokies and no more than 3 times a week.
The key is to bet big, the reason is it seems to open up more opportunities to get jackpots and that.
You need to be betting 500 to get the green jackpot on lightning.
Or like when Luke Thompson got the mega jackpot in the Illawarra before the trial. He was pumping 5 hits.
Ive got the major a couple of times. Sadly, it was when I went halves with my friend so had to share.

 

[Nasheed]

I would love to own race horses.

Horses deserve more respect.
If it weren't for horses we wouldn't be where we are today as a society.

I knew a guy who used to be cruel to his horse.
He would under feed it and every time it popped its head up from the stable he would throw a bolt or screw at it!

He is an ugly, fat hillbilly ginger ****!
Can only hope he's dead now?

I hope u reported him or something