LOL ... I've just got this visual of you carrying around a shopping bag of corks labelled "fart corks".
Unless it's public transport with an accessible toilet... forget about getting me on there!
The area he's relocating to (we've PM'd about it), is actually heading towards middle income earners as a majority these days.
That and rentals/investor owned. It's definitely not in the shit section of Blacktown, and pretty nice. I actually used to do work someone who lives just round the corner from the new Casa De Assassin
Actually don't go around Main St / Alpha St / anywhere in central Blacktown of a night.
If it's dark, apart from seeing floating sets of eyes coming out of seemingly nowhere, it honestly is not safe.
I narrowly escaped a suspected car jacking / mugging there a while back. Wife was cramping and wanted some medication, but it was close to midnight. This was back when the 24 hr chemist was there. Parked around the back near council carpark where old Maccas used to be. Grabbed what she wanted and headed back to the car. Jumped in my car and locked doors and was on the phone to her and all she heard was "Woah.. hang the **** on I gotta get out of here". Out of the shadows near where council rangers hut thing is, come a group of about 8 guys, running and making a B line straight for my car to surround it. I'm like "yeah **** this shit", slammed it into reverse and took off.
Blacktown LAC have enough trouble as it is with the Pacific Islander and African gangs either against each other, or one of them against a member of the public, at the best of times. To the point that there's almost always 2 paddy wagons at the Station Taxi Rank of a night.