Doogie
Kennel Lizard Lord
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It went like this.Maguire says they discussed babies? That's a pretty cosy relationship?
MG: How do you feel about having kids?
GB: Oh MG, I'd love to have kids.
MG: Do you think they'd look like me or you?
GB: MG you're silly, they'll definitely look like me.
MG: Fck me, then they'll be ugly little shits won't they.
GB: True - but Liberal voters through and through.
MG: ok - lets go do the Barnaby....
After 5 mins of noises reminiscent of an Attenborough doco...
MG: Sorry honey I tried.
GB: I know - even your sperm think I'm ugly and won't touch me.
MG: Thats ok, I'd do anything
Its a sad tale of two star crossed lovers and some fairly smart sperm.