Your Foot In Mouth Moments.

[The Custard]

Big argument and Swearing at my mate when i was about 16, His Dad was standing at the door listening and i said.

He made rough comments about my mother and i said

"**** you, your Dad Dresses like a Faggot, No wonder your such a poofter"

His Dad steps in and says "Whats going on here?"

I said "Piss off you old **** im not talking to you"

He kicked me out of his house.

 

[mofo sixx]

Big argument and Swearing at my mate when i was about 16, His Dad was standing at the door listening and i said.

He made rough comments about my mother and i said

"**** you, your Dad Dresses like a Faggot, No wonder your such a poofter"

His Dad steps in and says "Whats going on here?"

I said "Piss off you old **** im not talking to you"

He kicked me out of his house.

lol dude thats beyond foot in mouth ,

 

[Hasoon]

Big argument and Swearing at my mate when i was about 16, His Dad was standing at the door listening and i said.

He made rough comments about my mother and i said

"**** you, your Dad Dresses like a Faggot, No wonder your such a poofter"

His Dad steps in and says "Whats going on here?"

I said "Piss off you old **** im not talking to you"

He kicked me out of his house.

lmaooooooooo



kinda reminds me wen i was sleeping over my mates house wen i was 16.

me and my mate each had turns at using the computer room to watch porn and release into our panties.

he went first, and then wen he finsihed i went in. I put in the ear phones listening , watching, and stroking , away, wen all of the sudden his dad enters the room, and witnesses a gangbang on his computer screen.

he kiked me out of the house. never been over since.

 

[mofo sixx]

lmaooooooooo



kinda reminds me wen i was sleeping over my mates house wen i was 16.

me and my mate each had turns at using the computer room to watch porn and release into our panties.

he went first, and then wen he finsihed i went in. I put in the ear phones listening , watching, and stroking , away, wen all of the sudden his dad enters the room, and witnesses a gangbang on his computer screen.

he kiked me out of the house. never been over since.

lmao dude, thats horrible, i wouldnt wanna go back there tbh

 

[Hasoon]

lmao dude, thats horrible, i wouldnt wanna go back there tbh

its been years davo. i bumped into the father once at the shops. pretended we didnt notice each other. this guy literaly caught me going solo on myself

 

[The Custard]

its been years davo. i bumped into the father once at the shops. pretended we didnt notice each other. this guy literaly caught me going solo on myself

Hahahahaha!!! **** that. How did you feel? Would have been the most embarassing moment of your life for sure.

What were his exact words after that?

 

[Hasoon]

Hahahahaha!!! **** that. How did you feel? Would have been the most embarassing moment of your life for sure.

What were his exact words after that?

he grabbed the headphones and ripped them out of the computer, and all u culd hear is very loud sex noises from the orgy on screen. after he closed the porn , he told me to get out of his house, in a very quite voice. it was liek 10 pm i went home telin my parents i had home work that i forgot to do.

 

[mofo sixx]

he grabbed the headphones and ripped them out of the computer, and all u culd hear is very loud sex noises from the orgy on screen. after he closed the porn , he told me to get out of his house, in a very quite voice. it was liek 10 pm i went home telin my parents i had home work that i forgot to do.

wat a moron , he could have at least let you finish what you started ffs
thats just slack

what a weirdo, like he has never beaten his meat b4!

maybe the porn was of him & the old lady??

 

[Hasoon]

wat a moron , he could have at least let you finish what you started ffs
thats just slack

what a weirdo, like he has never beaten his meat b4!

maybe the porn was of him & the old lady??

lol the thing is i was soo close to releasing. wen he came in, i swear to god i have never seen my penis un harden itself soo fast in my life.

 

[::JuSt-BLaZe::]

sitting on a bench in hyde park waiting for a friend...
it smelt like piss, so i say to my friend out loud:
"****, it smells like homeless people here..let's move"
we get our stuff to get up and move,
and when i turn around to walk away, theres a hobo lying on the ground just behind the bench and he gives me a mad death stare.
walked away super fast coz i didn't want him to open his halitosis mouth and start telling me off!



i've had alot of those moments tbh...
like making a comment about indians/asians/insert ethnic group here on a train/bus only to notice 20 seconds later that i'm surrounded by them

 

[Hasoon]

lolllll

once i picked a beer bottle off the side of the road that was half full pretending i was drinkign to my mate, all of the sudden i kid u not, some drunk old fart comess running, AYEEEEEEEEEEEE CONDOMMMMMMMMMMMM COME BAK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE

i fuken dropped it and rann to my hotel

 

[mofo sixx]

lolllll

once i picked a beer bottle off the side of the road that was half full pretending i was drinkign to my mate, all of the sudden i kid u not, some drunk old fart comess running, AYEEEEEEEEEEEE CONDOMMMMMMMMMMMM COME BAK HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE

i fuken dropped it and rann to my hotel

:roflol:

u stole me plonk

 

[..shurrup..]

lol i cant remember any of mine but these are funny as!

once a friend of mine was at her parent/teacher interview and the parent goes to the teacher "congrats on the pregnancy"...she wasnt pregnant...

 

[bulldogsfan_88]

This wasn't me but my friend- We were at the paralympics when they were in Sydney at the wheelchair basketball and we saw some mates down the front so we started calling out and couldn't get their attention so my friends stands up and screams out as loud as she could "hey spastics" right as the basketballers were coming onto the court. She turned the redest i have ever seen anyone turn and we quietly moved away from her

 

[Berries]

This wasn't me but my friend- We were at the paralympics when they were in Sydney at the wheelchair basketball and we saw some mates down the front so we started calling out and couldn't get their attention so my friends stands up and screams out as loud as she could "hey spastics" right as the basketballers were coming onto the court. She turned the redest i have ever seen anyone turn and we quietly moved away from her

Thats a classic

 

[Bulldog Bandit]

This one didn't happen to me but it happened to a good friend of mine. She was @ sizzler years ago when the things first opened ,& she was lining up @ the buffet bar with her cousin & best friend. The lady in front of her was stuffing her plate with strawberries so my friend turned around to her cuz & friend & said in Arabic look @ this fat cow taking all the strawberries. Then the woman turned around & said don't worry love ill leave you some.

She told me she had never felt so embarrassed in her life.

 

[Leesee]

yeah i've been caught out by the foreign language thing lol.

one of my old bosses was being a royal pain in the arse, and i said to one of the other girls in the office in french that 'no wonder he's pissed off all the time, his wife obviously doesn't put out'.

he then said to me in english 'my wife started chemotherapy last week and doesn't feel like it'

i resigned that afternoon lol!

 

[Bulldog Bandit]

yeah i've been caught out by the foreign language thing lol.

one of my old bosses was being a royal pain in the arse, and i said to one of the other girls in the office in french that 'no wonder he's pissed off all the time, his wife obviously doesn't put out'.

he then said to me in english 'my wife started chemotherapy last week and doesn't feel like it'

i resigned that afternoon lol!

Haha!!! are you serious! That takes the gold medal!

 

[Leesee]

deadly serious. never felt so horrible in all my life!

 

[KL]

I was once bagging my boss to another collegue on Email. but me being super smart put the bosses email instead of my mates.

fmd was that embarrassing, I also resigned that afternoon