Wow... I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here

[Mr Invisible]

We had this weekend away where we weren't apart for longer than 30 seconds at a time for 3 days straight. Did everything together.

Even have a cheeky toilet wank??? WOW!!

and all this time I thought this was a cling on...

p.s. i think ive slept next to the mrs for about half an hour in the last 5 years. i got my own bed its great

Is that because she chooses to, or because she can't stand the farts/dutch ovens?

 

[south of heaven]

and all this time I thought this was a cling on...

Is that because she chooses to, or because she can't stand the farts/dutch ovens?

Probably the farts lol

 

[doggieaaron]

Kate Fischer or whatever her name is now before pic with packer and after pic without

 

[Mr Invisible]

She's put on about 15 tonnes since that AFTER photo @doggieaaron ... she's that big now it takes her about 12 hours to complete a full turn.

 

[doggieaaron]

She's put on about 15 tonnes since that AFTER photo @doggieaaron ... she's that big now it takes her about 12 hours to complete a full turn.

Yeah she doesn't look well

 

[Wahesh]

She's put on about 15 tonnes since that AFTER photo @doggieaaron ... she's that big now it takes her about 12 hours to complete a full turn.

Apparently, she just loves a good opening:

No wonder why she's been putting on weight. She's eating a pack of pasta good for 3 or 4 people all by herself.

 

[CroydonDog]

Even have a cheeky toilet wank??? WOW!!

and all this time I thought this was a cling on...

Is that because she chooses to, or because she can't stand the farts/dutch ovens?

 

[Wahesh]

Take a look at the huge, international star they got.

One of those **** from "queer eye for the straight guy" - anyone remember that show from 70,000 years ago??

 

[The DoggFather]

What were you expecting? Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie?

But seriously, I went to uni with Chris Brown, and am a bit disappointed in him hosting this tripe TBH.

Yeah the prick sold out hard

 

[The DoggFather]

Let's take a look at our "celebrities" for this years show. Note: They've been force-feeding the ad for this shit to us all summer.

Ash Pollard - who?
Casey Donovan - has she even done anything since Australian Idol?
Dane Swan - huh?
Jay Laga'aia - is he still around?
Lisa Curry - gee's I think she was a household (very generous using that term) name 25 years ago
Natalie Bassingthwaighte - where has she been the last 10 years?
Nazeem Hussain - again, who?
Steve Price - a radio host is hardly a celebrity
Tegan Martin - for the 3rd time, who?
Tom Arnold - Hollywood is full of stars and this is the best they could do?
Kris Smith - and I'm beginning to sound like a broken record... WHO?
Tziporah Malkah - Oh yes, Kate Fischer decided to double her weight, change her religion and change her name. Is she a celebrity only because she was mating with James Packer 20 years ago?

The OFFICIAL TANKY & SOUTHY ANSWER.


Ash Pollard - Either some dumb bitch or shit ****
Casey Donovan - the blob DINDU NUFFIN
Dane Swan - some AFL ***
Jay Laga'aia - washed up ****
Lisa Curry - washed up bitch with a body of a aged weightlifting shit ****
Natalie Bassingthwaighte - slut used to be a 5k a night hooker (true story)
Nazeem Hussain - unfunny no name shit **** version of India Man (first I thought it was that high and mighty **** rash on that project shit show)
Steve Price - know it all shit ****
Tegan Martin - no name bitch
Tom Arnold - ALWAYS has been a shit ****
Kris Smith - some shit ****
Tziporah Malkah - loved the slut in Sirens but now the fucking blob literally makes me want to vomit

@south of heaven

 

[Mr Invisible]

Take a look at the huge, international star they got.

One of those **** from "queer eye for the straight guy" - anyone remember that show from 70,000 years ago??

That's because the show is actually called "I'm a washed up celebrity from yesteryear, get me a gig in here".

I mean .. fuck they are so observant that Jai Lawhateverthefuckia was apparently kicked out weeks ago, and magically appeared in the background a few days ago..

THE FUCK?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

The OFFICIAL TANKY & SOUTHY ANSWER.


Ash Pollard - Either some dumb bitch or shit ****
Casey Donovan - the blob DINDU NUFFIN
Dane Swan - some AFL ***
Jay Laga'aia - washed up ****
Lisa Curry - washed up bitch with a body of a aged weightlifting shit ****
Natalie Bassingthwaighte - slut used to be a 5k a night hooker (true story)
Nazeem Hussain - unfunny no name shit **** version of India Man (first I thought it was that high and mighty **** rash on that project shit show)
Steve Price - know it all shit ****
Tegan Martin - Fucking sexy no name bitch
Tom Arnold - ALWAYS has been a shit ****
Kris Smith - some shit ****
Tziporah Malkah - loved the slut in Sirens but now the fucking blob literally makes me want to vomit

@south of heaven

Fixed

 

[The DoggFather]

Fixed

Great, now I have to watch that shit lol

 

[Mr Invisible]

Great, now I have to watch that shit lol

Google images saves your time.

Then again shes a carbon copy blondie... see chicks hotter than her on a weekly basis on TV/in real life I reckon.

 

[Wahesh]

Google images saves your time.

Then again shes a carbon copy blondie... see chicks hotter than her on a weekly basis on TV/in real life I reckon.

I see chicks hotter than her when I go to buy my coffee everyday.

Man I love this city <3

 

[dogkat]

Did anyone see this conversation?

http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...g/news-story/56b21e76df297051dbc67f6eaf5afa22

(Hopefully the old link works.)

 

[Bad Billy]

How the fuck, does this;

Become this;

What'd she eat ?!? The space shuttle ??

 

[south of heaven]

How the fuck, does this;
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Become this;
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What'd she eat ?!? The space shuttle ??

You seen jenna jameson these days ?

 

[Bad Billy]

You seen jenna jameson these days ?
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Fuck me !
And to think, how many loads, I've relieved myself of, to her work ??

 

[south of heaven]

Fuck me !
And to think, how many loads, I've relieved myself of, to her work ??

I know you kind of feel cheated dont you