Wow... I'm A Celebrity Get Me Outta Here

[dogkat]

What were you expecting? Matt Damon and Angelina Jolie?

But seriously, I went to uni with Chris Brown, and am a bit disappointed in him hosting this tripe TBH.

I'd still take an introduction from you

 

[Hacky McAxe]

The Mrs forced me to watch it tonight. The ultimate mix of hasbeens. I also now officially hate Julia Morris. Tom Arnold is the only good thing. He's rubbish but he knows it. He's basically doing a "My agent convinced me to go on this, I don't like any of you"

 

[CroydonDog]

The Mrs forced me to watch it tonight. The ultimate mix of hasbeens. I also now officially hate Julia Morris. Tom Arnold is the only good thing. He's rubbish but he knows it. He's basically doing a "My agent convinced me to go on this, I don't like any of you"

"Forced me to watch".

 

[Hacky McAxe]

"Forced me to watch".

Pinned to the couch in an armlock. Tried to chew off my own arm but I couldn't get through the bone.

 

[south of heaven]

Pinned to the couch in an armlock. Tried to chew off my own arm but I couldn't get through the bone.

Fucking hell id prefer to go thru the pain of marriage before sitting there watching that shit.
the secret to a successful relationship is to buy your mrs a very expensive camera. she will no longer pay attention to you and wont even know if you go down and do 5hrs straight on bf1

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Fucking hell id prefer to go thru the pain of marriage before sitting there watching that shit.
the secret to a successful relationship is to buy your mrs a very expensive camera. she will no longer pay attention to you and wont even know if you go down and do 5hrs straight on bf1

Tried everything. She has this weird concept that couples need to spend time together. Women.

We had this weekend away where we weren't apart for longer than 30 seconds at a time for 3 days straight. Did everything together. We get back to Sydney, sit down and watch TV together for an hour. I go to my computer to check shit and she yells "Get off your computer and spend time with me. We never spend any time together!"

 

[south of heaven]

Tried everything. She has this weird concept that couples need to spend time together. Women.

We had this weekend away where we weren't apart for longer than 30 seconds at a time for 3 days straight. Did everything together. We get back to Sydney, sit down and watch TV together for an hour. I go to my computer to check shit and she yells "Get off your computer and spend time with me. We never spend any time together!"

bloody hell what next they expect you to sleep in the same bed?
p.s. i think ive slept next to the mrs for about half an hour in the last 5 years. i got my own bed its great

 

[Wahesh]

I've seen one blow out a candle...

I've seen one smoke a cigarette.

No, I'm not kidding, I really have.

The shit you see in Amsterdam. The shit you see on Contiki. The shit you see in Amsterdam on Contiki.

 

[CroydonDog]

I've seen one smoke a cigarette.

No, I'm not kidding, I really have.

The shit you see in Amsterdam. The shit you see on Contiki. The shit you see in Amsterdam on Contiki.

Hah, Amateurs....

Maybe I have spend too much time in Thailand...

 

[Wahesh]

Hah, Amateurs....

Maybe I have spend too much time in Thailand...

Are you sure you were looking at a real **nt and not a ladyboy's small middle wicket?

 

[CroydonDog]

Are you sure you were looking at a real **nt and not a ladyboy's small middle wicket?

Depends on the bar.

 

[south of heaven]

I've seen one smoke a cigarette.

No, I'm not kidding, I really have.

The shit you see in Amsterdam. The shit you see on Contiki. The shit you see in Amsterdam on Contiki.

i used to know a girl and give her a tube of tooth paste a can opener ................nevermind

 

[south of heaven]

Depends on the bar.

at the gay bar ?
https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&...kIHDAA&usg=AFQjCNFVWbTMtF70cTQHiZXzbeijoDEMvA

 

[CroydonDog]

at the gay bar ?
https://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI&ved=0ahUKEwjWxY-siu7RAhWBRJQKHY_BBu0QyCkIHDAA&usg=AFQjCNFVWbTMtF70cTQHiZXzbeijoDEMvA

What the hell did I just watch? Lucky I had a spare 2 minutes.

These are the lyrics:

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

 

[south of heaven]

What the hell did I just watch? Lucky I had a spare 2 minutes.

These are the lyrics:

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

do you think @Realist90 likes it

 

[CroydonDog]

do you think @Realist90 likes it

A gay bar?

Not sure, but not that there is anything wrong with that....

 

[south of heaven]

@Realist90 has something to put in you
at the gay bar. gay bar

 

[Hacky McAxe]

What the hell did I just watch? Lucky I had a spare 2 minutes.

These are the lyrics:

You!
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar,
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Let's start a war, start a nuclear war,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)
At the gay bar.

Now tell me do ya, a do ya have any money?
I wanna spend all your money,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

[Pause]

I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
I've got something to put in you,
At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.
Wow! (Shout out loud)

You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Yeah! you're a superstar, at the gay bar.
You're a superstar, at the gay bar.
Superstar.
Super, super, superstar

I love pulling out this song every time someone mentions something gay. Cracks me up every time.

 

[dogkat]

bloody hell what next they expect you to sleep in the same bed?
p.s. i think ive slept next to the mrs for about half an hour in the last 5 years. i got my own bed its great

How many kids have you got?

No. of kids/30 mins = Poor bloody missus.

 

[south of heaven]

How many kids have you got?

No. of kids/30 mins = Poor bloody missus.

5
every night 1 wakes up for something so im usually in the spare room or couch