News Why blank cheque from Bulldogs couldn't cure Bateman's homesick blues

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So the conversation probably played out like this:

Hill: so Bateman what do you want?
Bateman: $1M
......silence
Bateman: Hill? Are you still there
(Beep beep beep)

Next minute Bateman telling the media Hill offered whatever he wanted. Please.
More like:

Lynne: so Bateman what do you want?
Bateman: $1M
......silence
Bateman: Lynne? Are you still there
(Beep beep beep)
More like
Bateman: Greetings from the Old Dart this is Big Johnny Bateman,
................... can I please speak to Princess Lynne or Lord Hill ?
Gus: No no no no no It's Gus Gould here,
.....................Sorry Big Johnny Dumb & Dumber don't live here NO more :grinning:
 
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Bateman would make us a top 4 team in half the time...He single handedly took raiders to GF 2019. Absolute gun player
 

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Very possible if Idiot gets the sack, I don’t think Bateman would be after more than 600k
 

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Nope. He is a major problem. Tried to hold the raiders to ransom & it backfired. He only cares about the money.
 
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Bateman would make us a top 4 team in half the time...He single handedly took raiders to GF 2019. Absolute gun player
I agree on his ability but what are his injuries like ?
importantly...How much does he want ???
 
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Batemans shoulders are shot. He’s done nothing at Wigan and did little at the Raiders in his second year
 

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Bateman is apparently married to an aussie girl and she wants to come home.
He has to jiggle between staying in the UK with a cranky wife, or coming back to Aus and play footy again.
Happy wife, happy life.
 

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Bateman is apparently married to an aussie girl and she wants to come home.
He has to jiggle between staying in the UK with a cranky wife, or coming back to Aus and play footy again.
Happy wife, happy life.
Im guessing u meant juggle but I'm open to seeing her jiggle
 

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Bateman is apparently married to an aussie girl and she wants to come home.
He has to jiggle between staying in the UK with a cranky wife, or coming back to Aus and play footy again.
Happy wife, happy life.
this will never last, he was cut about being in Australia away from home and she’s cut about being in England away from home. Sounds like someone will have to give
 

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this will never last, he was cut about being in Australia away from home and she’s cut about being in England away from home. Sounds like someone will have to give
Once international travel is allowed most of that problem goes away, his family can come and visit, from what I remember they enjoyed their time in sunshine. Plus he can go home for special occasions and to see sick relatives. That was the issue that prompted his return to ESL and it’s not so much of a problem when everyone can travel.

Always a Bulldog
 

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Once international travel is allowed most of that problem goes away, his family can come and visit, from what I remember they enjoyed their time in sunshine. Plus he can go home for special occasions and to see sick relatives. That was the issue that prompted his return to ESL and it’s not so much of a problem when everyone can travel.

Always a Bulldog
That will be in about 5 years time (at least) so he will be retired by then.
 
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