Upcoming Australian election thread.

[The DoggFather]

For those who fall for this whole left v right bullshit....

Are you voting on actual content and plans of the candidates or just voting for them because they represent your wing?

Forget which side they are on and think do you want these two lying sacks of shit as the "boss" of the country?

 

[DinkumDog]

It's rigged in favour of the person who gets the most votes, and that's cheating. It should be in favour of whoever wins the swimsuit contest.

And if either ScoMo or Albo are the swimsuit models then I’ll happily pay the fine to not vote .

 

[wendog33]

For those who fall for this whole left v right bullshit....

Are you voting on actual content and plans of the candidates or just voting for them because they represent your wing?

Forget which side they are on and think do you want these two lying sacks of shit as the "boss" of the country?

Sad that people have so little faith in the media and our pollies that they would even propose this explanation for their votes not being able to be registered

 

[Grunthos]

I just voted today and saw something fairly typically Australian, a Greens worker handing out not only Green how to vote cards but Liberal, Labor and One nation cards as well, it seems the other workers had been "taken short" for a few minutes and they often cover for each other when this happens...

 

[Rod67]

If Morrison wins, the country is F'kd.......if Albo wins, the country is totally F'kd......that's it in a nutshell.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I keep seeing Labor supporters standing near the off ramp of the M1 holding up signs for the local candidate. I wonder if they realise that everyone coming off the M1 is from another electorate.

 

[Dogmonster]

Why is it only Teachers and Nurses are the only ones you hear about wanting a payrise.
Is it cause its woman orientated.
Well us men should all winge now.
We want more money.
More massages
More Sex
And less talk.

 

[Rod67]

Why is it only Teachers and Nurses are the only ones you hear about wanting a payrise.
Is it cause its woman orientated.
Well us men should all winge now.
We want more money.
More massages
More Sex
And less talk.

Good Point and how about women wanting equal pay.......Newsflash, they already do in most industries. Take Tennis for example the women get the same amount of money as the men do and only have to play best of THREE sets compared to the Men who play best of FIVE sets and the standard between the two are worlds apart. How IS that equal?

No wonder more Males are wanting to become transgender to compete in the womens draw.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Why is it only Teachers and Nurses are the only ones you hear about wanting a payrise.
Is it cause its woman orientated.
Well us men should all winge now.
We want more money.
More massages
More Sex
And less talk.

Laughed at a conversation I heard the other day when someone said, "the reason women earn less than men is because they choose lower paid jobs. Men choose to become Doctors, CEOs and Astronauts, while women choose to become female doctors, female CEOs and female astronauts"

 

[Gene Krupa]

 

[Gene Krupa]

 

[Natboy]

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Eddie Obeid and co said hi

 

[The DoggFather]

Fucking sick of these corrupt clowns. How long do we have to hear about this bullshit?

 

[Gene Krupa]

This aged well. Check the date she posted it. And she can't spell litre.

 

[Gene Krupa]

Eddie Obeid and co said hi

How nice of him. He is holding spots for ScoMo, Dutton etc.

 

[Natboy]

How nice of him. He is holding spots for ScoMo, Dutton etc.

Yep straight to Supermax for those two

How hilarious from a Labor supporter haha @DinkumDog

 

[DinkumDog]

How hilarious from a Labor supporter haha @DinkumDog

I prefer the assumption that something you see on the interwebs is automatically true ie: the Credlin tweet. There’s someone on here editing Gus’ tweets for pisstakes yet some respond with ‘Wow!’ .

 

[Hacky McAxe]

I prefer the assumption that something you see on the interwebs is automatically true ie: the Credlin tweet. There’s someone on here editing Gus’ tweets for pisstakes yet some respond with ‘Wow!’ .

Yep. I can't stand Peta Credlin but there's a 99.9% chance that Peta Credlin tweet is fake. She had her account suspended a long time ago and all her tweets were deleted. Only way this is real is if someone screenshotted it at the time and waited 11 years for the perfect time to use it.

 

[DinkumDog]

Yep. I can't stand Peta Credlin but there's a 99.9% chance that Peta Credlin tweet is fake. She had her account suspended a long time ago and all her tweets were deleted. Only way this is real is if someone screenshotted it at the time and waited 11 years for the perfect time to use it.

Agree. I’m no fan of her but it’s a giveaway, even her photo is stretched and the mis-spell is either designed to discredit her or it just shows how dumb the editor is.

Slightly different but it reminded me of when Hugh Jackman had to sack whoever was sending his Tweets. He was on a flying fox doing some grand entrance at the Opera House I think when Oprah was in town and the Tweet said: ‘Awesome to be home and at the Sydney Opera Center!’. Totally authentic .

 

[speedy2460]

Did you notice Albanese had a wired earpiece on during the debate. Was he being prompted?
Think he probably needed to be as he doesn't quite understand what's going on.