On the train this afternoon going home form work, there were a bunch of little runts looking to cause trouble for someone over the phone. Idiots put it on speaker too so everyone can hear.
Little Karmichael: *dials*
James's Mum: Hello
Little Karmichael: Hello, is this James's mum?
James's Mum: Yes
Little Karmichael: This is James's friend from school. We just want to let you know that James has a girlfriend called Chloe
James's Mum: Yes I know, she's a family friend of ours
Little Karmichael: No but I mean they are actually dating
James's Mum: That's ok. Is it a problem to you? Who are you?
Little Karmichael: *hangs up*
I wanted to crack that little shit in the head.