Train Discussion Megathread - Etiquette / Strikes / Gripes

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Drops of Jupiter is a shit song... that's my train gripe.


It's called personal heated seating..a rare and modern luxury on trains.
It's unhygienic and pretty disgusting. Knowing someones arse was just rubbing against it.
 

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So on Friday a SEXY-AS (female) Police Officer came on board to check my Opal pass. I handed it to her. I was SO TEMPTED to slip in a little note with my phone number on it.

Is it illegal to hit on a cop?
 

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In other news...

@Just Me where are you? You've been on here lately.

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So on Friday a SEXY-AS (female) Police Officer came on board to check my Opal pass. I handed it to her. I was SO TEMPTED to slip in a little note with my phone number on it.

Is it illegal to hit on a cop?
I know its illegal to hit a cop, for some stupid reason.... lol
 

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So some niff-nuff this morning didn't have an opal pass with him. The ticket inspectors came up and he pretended to be asleep. They 'woke' him up and asked him for it. He was looking around like crazy and couldn't find it. As soon as the doors opened for the next stop he got up and ran for it saying it's his stop. The niff-nuff left one of those lanyard pouches on the seat when he got up. IT HAD HIS DRIVERS LICENSE IN IT. The inspector took a photo of his license then said "Hey buddy, you forgot this" and handed it to him before the doors closed.

Wow that guys in for a shock in the mail :tearsofjoy:
 

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So some niff-nuff this morning didn't have an opal pass with him. The ticket inspectors came up and he pretended to be asleep. They 'woke' him up and asked him for it. He was looking around like crazy and couldn't find it. As soon as the doors opened for the next stop he got up and ran for it saying it's his stop. The niff-nuff left one of those lanyard pouches on the seat when he got up. IT HAD HIS DRIVERS LICENSE IN IT. The inspector took a photo of his license then said "Hey buddy, you forgot this" and handed it to him before the doors closed.

Wow that guys in for a shock in the mail :tearsofjoy:
What about the Asians who all of a sudden forget how to speak English when the ticket inspectors rock up?

I love how these imports just have to flick a switch and they can go from speak English to me no speak no English!
 

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Btw @Wahesh
If you want to strike a convo with a female cop and not get Maced and tased bro.
Just speak to her about netball and how you disagree with the PCYC boxing program!
 

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Btw @Wahesh
If you want to strike a convo with a female cop and not get Maced and tased bro.
Just speak to her about netball and how you disagree with the PCYC boxing program!
She'll probably tell me to speak to the PCYC lol. She probably would've keep walking though to check everyone else's opal card lol.
 

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Btw @Wahesh
If you want to strike a convo with a female cop and not get Maced and tased bro.
Just speak to her about netball and how you disagree with the PCYC boxing program!
What's wrong with the PCYC boxing? I did it for a few years
 

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She'll probably tell me to speak to the PCYC lol. She probably would've keep walking though to check everyone else's opal card lol.
Don’t fall for it, the ones who say they’re independent and don’t need a man.
Need a relationship more than anyone!
 

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What's wrong with the PCYC boxing? I did it for a few years
According to a female copper I once worked with there’s better ways for male coppers to rehabilitate young Koori boys who hate the world than boxing.

She was an idiot, I doubt she’d still be a cop?
 

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Don’t fall for it, the ones who say they’re independent and don’t need a man.
Need a relationship more than anyone!
Tell me about it. I was having a strong debate with this bitch on Instagram. All she does is post photos bagging men out. She needed a good dose of vitamin D. Long story short, I sent her the last message, then she ended up blocking me.

You want to see her?

https://www.instagram.com/theultimatetrooper/?hl=en
 

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Tell me about it. I was having a strong debate with this bitch on Instagram. All she does is post photos bagging men out. She needed a good dose of vitamin D. Long story short, I sent her the last message, then she ended up blocking me.

You want to see her?

https://www.instagram.com/theultimatetrooper/?hl=en
Oh damn she’s a head case!
Good luck to anyone stupid enough to ge involved with that.
 
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