the NEW simpsons thread

[The-Game]

Smithers: I'll just print you off a copy
*turns on computer*
Mr Burns: Hello smithers, your quite good at tu.r.n.ing me on
Smithers: you should probably ignore that.

 

[The-Game]

I'll admit though i'm not the biggest fan of the musical episodes with singing in them. Only when Mr Burns steals the puppies and sings that song " see my vest see my vest seee myy vesst" ' I really like the vest'

 

[Stringer]

I’ve had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children…

 

[The-Game]

Seymour!!! get me some ice... my fanny is baboon red after that car ride.

 

[Stringer]

That horse had better win, or else we're taking a trip to the glue factory. And he won't get to come.

I just wish once someone would call me "Sir" without adding, "You're making a scene."

 

[K E]

Chalmers: I'm gonna go home and make sure my pool boy is using the SKIMMER!
Skinner: You called me?
Chalmers: You misheard me.
Skinner: My mistake.

 

[K E]

My favourite EVER quote:

Man: Champ, champ. Do you feel remorse for your crime?
Tatum: My God, yes. If I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair pushing. I would certainly reconsider it.
Man: What do you think of Homer Simpson?
Tatum: I like him. I think he's a good man, I've got nothing against him but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
Man: Ah, the kids do have a mother, champ.
Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine she'd die of grief.
Sweet: The champ has no more time for futher questions. This parole meeting is over.
Man: Oh, I wanted to see what it was like in prison.

 

[Stringer]

This is up there with my favourite quote and episode

Mr. Dewey Largo: Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word "tromboner"?
Lisa Simpson: No, sir. I was laughing at something outside.
Sherri: She was looking at Nelson!
Class: Lisa likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does not!
Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Janey: He does not!
Class: Janey likes Milhouse!
Uter: She does not!
Class: Uter likes Milhouse.
Mr. Dewey Largo: *Nobody* likes Milhouse! Lisa, you've got detention!

 

[Stringer]

Groundskeeper Willie: And that's how Willie waters. Now you take the hoose.

Nelson: The moose?

Groundskeeper Willie: The hoose! The hoose!

Nelson: Is this right? (intentionally sprays water at Willie)

Groundskeeper Willie: Ack! Turn off the noozle!!

Nelson: Noodles?! What noodles?!

Groundskeeper Willie: The noozle at the end of the hoose! ACK!

 

[Mr. Sparkle]

Probably my favourite Rainer Wolfcastle quote

Rainer Wolfcastle: Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. It's called "McBain: Let's Get Silly."
[Cut to clip from movie showing McBain with a microphone in front of a brick wall]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
[pause]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: That's the joke.
Man in audience: You suck, McBain!
[McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Man in audience: Hey, that really sucked!
[McBain pulls the pin on a grenade and tosses it at him]
Rainer Wolfcastle: [Cut back to Rainer and Jay] The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
Jay Sherman: [contemptuous] How do you sleep at night?
Rainer Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

 

[Trendsetter]

DA DA DAAA!
Homer: "OMG! Tramampoline! Trapapoline!

Homer: "If you don't start making more sense, we'll put you in a home."
Abe: "You already put me in a home"
Homer: "Then we'll put you in the crooked home we seen on 60minutes"
Abe: "I'll be good"

 

[The-Game]

I heard there was talk of them making a Simpsons Movie 2, the first one was alright, it was just to far fetched with the dome. I like when they get back in, when homers trying to climb the dome, and marge is like, " I miss your father' and lisa is like yeah, and barts like " yeah, his big fat ass could shield us all". But I think they're not gonna make it till the actual Simpsons show has it final ever episode.

 

[Pom_81]

Probably my favourite Rainer Wolfcastle quote

Rainer Wolfcastle: Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. It's called "McBain: Let's Get Silly."
[Cut to clip from movie showing McBain with a microphone in front of a brick wall]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?
[pause]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: That's the joke.
Man in audience: You suck, McBain!
[McBain pulls a machine gun and fires into the audience]
Rainer Wolfcastle as McBain: Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls.
Man in audience: Hey, that really sucked!
[McBain pulls the pin on a grenade and tosses it at him]
Rainer Wolfcastle: [Cut back to Rainer and Jay] The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost $80 million.
Jay Sherman: [contemptuous] How do you sleep at night?
Rainer Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

By a long distance Wolfcastle's finest hour. Even beats his interview about "Help, my son is a nerd".

 

[Pom_81]

Groundskeeper Willie: And that's how Willie waters. Now you take the hoose.

Nelson: The moose?

Groundskeeper Willie: The hoose! The hoose!

Nelson: Is this right? (intentionally sprays water at Willie)

Groundskeeper Willie: Ack! Turn off the noozle!!

Nelson: Noodles?! What noodles?!

Groundskeeper Willie: The noozle at the end of the hoose! ACK!

I lived in Scotland for six years. The most popularly recited Simpsons quote there is always Groundskeeper Willie's "There's nary an animal alive that can out run a greased Scotsman!"

 

[The-Game]

Groundskeeper Willy: "Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'! So, I gave him to the church."
Bart: "Ohh, I see... You 'hate' him, so you gave him to the church."
Willy: "Aye. I also 'ate the mess he left on me rug! [Bart turns around, stares at Willy] Ya heard me!"

 

[The-Game]

GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
You call that a scar? This is a scar!
NELSON MUNTZ
That's a bellybutton. Everybody's got one.
GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE
[sad] I thought I was special.

 

[The-Game]

Pretty seedy that Nelson Muntz is 13 and briefly dated Lisa who is 8.. Though the show has never really drawn attention to it, surposively Bart is gay.

 

[Stringer]

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

 

[K E]

Pretty seedy that Nelson Muntz is 13 and briefly dated Lisa who is 8.. Though the show has never really drawn attention to it, surposively Bart is gay.

And Thrillho has homosexual tendencies which have not really amounted to anything.

 

[K E]

Midge: So, Twiggy, I hear you and your husband, Woody, just had a baby. What did you call him? Chip.
Homer: TAKE IT OFF!