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D'oh *bangs head on the wall*
D'oh *bangs head on the wall*
D'oh *bangs head on the wall*
D'oh *bangs head on the wall*
 
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Teeleh, teeleh!

Go read a comic book haha
 
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Bart: Can I have a beer?
Homer: All right, but not the imported.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge.

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
 
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Stringer said:
Bart: Can I have a beer?
Homer: All right, but not the imported.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: You've got to set limits, Marge.

Homer: Got any of that beer that has candy floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?
Apu: Such a beer does not exist, sir. I think you must have dreamed it.
Homer: Oh. Well, then just give me a six-pack and a couple of bags of Skittles.
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I hate that I actually this stuff funny lol
 
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I was reading some simpsons wiki, and it says obviously Homer and Marge have a strained marriage at times, but it made reference to them over coming cheating? when the hell did one of them cheat? lol
 
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The-Game said:
I was reading some simpsons wiki, and it says obviously Homer and Marge have a strained marriage at times, but it made reference to them over coming cheating? when the hell did one of them cheat? lol
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Depends how you define cheating. There's been a few almost-consummated affairs on both sides.
 
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Pom_81 said:
Depends how you define cheating. There's been a few almost-consummated affairs on both sides.
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I just assumed they meant one of them had an actual affair, they've both had moments of kissing other people. The only reference I've ever seen to cheating was an episode and something happened and Homer made a comment about Marge having an affair or cheating and everybody turned their heads, never really got that. But all I've seen is Homer kissed that lerlean chick, and mindy, and mostly likely his vegas wife, there was never reference that they shagged. and Marge I dunno who she's been jiggy with. Apart from flirting with Flanders. Lol f*ck me I watch to much Simpsons.
 
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Probably wasn't cheating but there was the one with Homer and the cowgirl thing, and Marge with the geek guy
 
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The-Game said:
I just assumed they meant one of them had an actual affair, they've both had moments of kissing other people. The only reference I've ever seen to cheating was an episode and something happened and Homer made a comment about Marge having an affair or cheating and everybody turned their heads, never really got that. But all I've seen is Homer kissed that lerlean chick, and mindy, and mostly likely his vegas wife, there was never reference that they shagged. and Marge I dunno who she's been jiggy with. Apart from flirting with Flanders. Lol f*ck me I watch to much Simpsons.
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Midge was going to fu*k that bowling guy.....
 
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The-Game said:
I just assumed they meant one of them had an actual affair, they've both had moments of kissing other people. The only reference I've ever seen to cheating was an episode and something happened and Homer made a comment about Marge having an affair or cheating and everybody turned their heads, never really got that. But all I've seen is Homer kissed that lerlean chick, and mindy, and mostly likely his vegas wife, there was never reference that they shagged. and Marge I dunno who she's been jiggy with. Apart from flirting with Flanders. Lol f*ck me I watch to much Simpsons.
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Or not enough.... Haha

Homer had Mindy (Who he actually kissed), Larleen (SHE kissed him) and the Britney Beers AKA Vegas Wife and Midge had Jacque that faggy bowler in season one.
 
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HAHAHAHHA glad you've noticed ... over the whopping 3 weeks you've been driving :p
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3. The number of times you will have lost your license if you lose it again. :-D
 
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3. The number of times you will have lost your license if you lose it again. :-D
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3. the number of Keeping Up With Kardashians epsiodes you'd rather watch then go to New Jersey

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
 
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3. the number of Keeping Up With Kardashians epsiodes you'd rather watch then go to New Jersey

HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I laughed like an idiot at work at that.

This time last year, we were just waking up from our first night in Vegas.
 
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