the NEW simpsons thread

[Lady Emerald]

Why is this Thread not on the first page???

Anyway, just to start it up again,

Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the Casino? Mr Burns' Casino? I think I should call my manager.

Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up!

Robert Goulet: Vera said that?

 

[The DoggFather]

Hank Scorpio: Back to the hammocks, my friend. You know, there's a little place called Mary Ann's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is Mary Ann gets in the hammock with you.
[laughs]
Hank Scorpio: I'm just kidding.
Homer: Oh.

 

[The DoggFather]

Mr. Burns: Well, how did the interview go?
Male Admissions Officer: Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto ought to be "Semper Fudge". Afterwards he told me to "relax" and "forget about it".
Mr. Burns: OK, OK. How were his test scores?
Female Admissions Officer: Let me put it this way. Larry spelled Yale with a 6.

 

[The DoggFather]

Why is this Thread not on the first page???

Anyway, just to start it up again,

Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the Casino? Mr Burns' Casino? I think I should call my manager.

Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up!

Robert Goulet: Vera said that?

Lisa: [about her state costume] I'm a monster!
Homer: No, lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We must save your mother from his neon claws!

 

[Lady Emerald]

Lisa: [about her state costume] I'm a monster!
Homer: No, lisa, you're not a monster. The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor! We must save your mother from his neon claws!

Lisa:*Well, I know it's absurd, but I dreamed the boogeyman was after me, and he was hiding under...

Homer:*Ahhhhhhhhhh! Boogeyman! You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!

[Homer bursts into Bart's room]

Homer:*Bart, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!

Bart:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

[Lady Emerald]

Mr. Burns: Well, how did the interview go?
Male Admissions Officer: Larry made light of my weight, then suggested my motto ought to be "Semper Fudge". Afterwards he told me to "relax" and "forget about it".
Mr. Burns: OK, OK. How were his test scores?
Female Admissions Officer: Let me put it this way. Larry spelled Yale with a 6.

Larry: I think I stepped on one of your peacocks. Does anybody have a paper towel?

 

[The DoggFather]

"Hey, who am talking to?" Lol

 

[south of heaven]

It smells funny in here

 

[Ecca]

Simpsons Futurama cross over tonight, GOLD

 

[Lady Emerald]

Just watched this one on my break

Homer: First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women. LOL

 

[Mr Beast]

Did you know God is the only character on the show that has 5 fingers

 

[Lady Emerald]

RIP Sam Simon, you were a comic Genius. gone but never forgotten. :-(

 

[Wahesh]

Corey: Here are some words that rhyme with Corey: gory, story, allegory, Montessori...