the NEW simpsons thread

[-alex-]

ok... no time shall be wasted. With a new and updated kennel we need a newand updated Simpsons thread... its pure logic!!

we simpsons freaks shall unite once again



Bart: Wanna rehearse, dad?
Homer: I don't need to rehearse! HO HO HO, Merry... line
Bart: Christmas..
Homer: Huh? Lemme see that!
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Homer: Ho Ho Ho! Merry everyone!

 

[Memberberries]

ok im gonna start with a quote from Apu !!!
also im stuck for Quotes (what else is new??? ) so as usual I found a wav website for a helping hand lol

Apu:And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum-free!!!!

good ol cut and paste dont have to do much lol

 

[-alex-]

lol ive found sum sites aswell... when the kennel was down I had to find some way to bust my boredom lol


Mr.Burns: Never forget Homer. There's no muscle stronger than the human heart.
Homer: What about the weiner? A guy on TV lifted a can of paint with his!

 

[Memberberries]

Homer: press the any key????
all this thinking is making me thirsty i think ill order a tab

 

[Anil]

HOMER: Only guys like me with high paying jobs can afford that. HEY, Im a guy like me!

 

[Memberberries]

Burns: Smithers Release the Hounds !!!!

 

[Dawgfather]

Homer: I am evil homer *dances* I am evil homer

 

[atomic_crimson]

homer:: god allah buddah...i love you all

 

[Christabella]

Mr Burns: Take that Nuclear Power Plant, oh fiddlesticks

 

[Anil]

RALPH: Hi Lisa, Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!

 

[ThatsNikkisTeam]

haha i love that ...

i am so smart iam so smart s m a t i mean smart

 

[Anil]

BART: Can I be a booze hound?

HOMER: Not till your fifteen! LOL

 

[ThatsNikkisTeam]

im am go great i am so great everybody loves me i am so great

 

[Greek Dog]

(Max Power episode)

Homer: you don't snuggle with Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's (pelvic thrust movements)

 

[Anil]

LOL

Same episode: -

HOMER: Will somebody buy that guy a tree so he'll shut up.

 

[ThatsNikkisTeam]

Homer: "And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"

 

[ThatsNikkisTeam]

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES.


haha go homer

 

[Anil]

HOMER: Free Shampoo, free shower curtin!

 

[ThatsNikkisTeam]

Simpson-Homer Simpson , he's the greatest guy in his-tor-y. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. D'oh

Son, being popular is the most important thing in the whole world.

Son, this is the only time I'm ever gonna say this. It is not okay to lose

 

[Anil]

HOMER: (flipping the lights off and on) FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT