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Have you ever been thrown out of a restaurant with no shirt on?

  • Yes

    Votes: 3 17.6%
  • No

    Votes: 13 76.5%
  • More than once

    Votes: 1 5.9%

  • Total voters
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south of heaven

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I don't know if I entered a restaurant at any stage nor if I was thrown out of any venue, but I have woken up at home shirtless after a big night out, never to see the shirt I wore out again. Fucked if I remember much of the night. Seemed like it was going to be a good night until I finished the booze in the house and trekked into the pub.

The closest second I can recall was after our last grand final win. I skulled the final third of a bottle of scotch that I'd started on when the game kicked off and went to one of the local pubs with another wasted mate. His recollection of the night was that he found and got intimate with a local aboriginal lady that was rather hefty and around 55 years old at the time (both of us were about 20ish at that time). I recall waking up the next day at my sisters place on her lounge in a pair of my nephews boxer shorts. The rest of my clothes were in the wash because somewhere on the way to her house I'd thrown up on them. By that stage I'd discarded my phone, wallet, keys and the Bulldogs jumper that I'd started the night with. I later returned to the pub I last recalled drinking at and the barmaid on duty told me I'd loudly proclaimed to the world that I need not money nor phone nor jumper nor keys since the sweet warmth of our premiership was enough to sustain me before throwing my phone wallet keys and jumper into a bin and running off into the night. Luckily she retrieved them for me to pick up the next day. Pretty embarrassing to be told that at the time.
Lol fuck me dead
 

COVENS

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Once I went into the toilets at a bar with a galpal from my hometown to do bumps of rack. Security found out we were in there and came knocking so to distract from the truth - as if we were caught we both likely have our contracts torn up, I took my shirt off and we pretended like we were kissing.
 

Motorhead

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I have a pantless one when we were young and playing cards the loser had to run down the road on the nude and run around the round about, the time I lost and did it on the nude roundabout was the time a cop car entered the round about cops gave chase i ended up hiding under a shrub in a church till the coast was clear, hiding drunk and naked in a church is interesting you wonder who is going to get you first God or the cops
As long as the priest didn't find you first you'd be ok!
 
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