Random Facts.

[K E]

The world's smallest computer is so tiny, it makes a rice grain look huge!

It's how they sext in Asia.

 

[Wahesh]

The most common surnames in the world are Li (or Lee), Zhang, Wang, Nguyen, García, González,Hernández, Smith, Smirnov and Müller.

 

[ASSASSIN]

The most common surnames in the world are Li (or Lee), Zhang, Wang, Nguyen, García, González,Hernández, Smith, Smirnov and Müller.

Most used first name is Mohummad IIRC.

 

[Smartseal]

The world's smallest computer is so tiny, it makes a rice grain look huge!

Where's the fukin keyboard??????

 

[Wahesh]

Where's the fukin keyboard??????

Oh it's there. If the computer is that small, imagine how small the keyboard is.

 

[Wahesh]

Most used first name is Mohummad IIRC.

That's because every Muslim family names their first-born son Mouhammed lol.

 

[Wahesh]

It's often said that bald men are more virile. The popular theory is that they have higher levels of the male hormone testosterone, which makes them more masculine and increases their sex drive, but they lose their hair at a younger age than average as a result. It is true that balding is dependent on testosterone.

 

[CroydonDog]

It's often said that bald men are more virile. The popular theory is that they have higher levels of the male hormone testosterone, which makes them more masculine and increases their sex drive, but they lose their hair at a younger age than average as a result. It is true that balding is dependent on testosterone.

Pretty sure that one has been debunked.

I think its something someone made up to make a bald bloke feel better one day and it went from there. Bit like telling a bride rain on her wedding day is good luck...

 

[bulldogsfan_88]

My wife went and had a dating scan today (baby number 2 due in September) and apparently they can tell you which ovary the egg comes from now (apparently hers came from the left). Next they are gonna be ablw to tell you which nut the sperm came from

 

[south of heaven]

It's often said that bald men are more virile. The popular theory is that they have higher levels of the male hormone testosterone, which makes them more masculine and increases their sex drive, but they lose their hair at a younger age than average as a result. It is true that balding is dependent on testosterone.

I jerk off so much my mum went bald

 

[Wahesh]

My wife went and had a dating scan today (baby number 2 due in September) and apparently they can tell you which ovary the egg comes from now (apparently hers came from the left). Next they are gonna be ablw to tell you which nut the sperm came from

Mabrook - baby #2

 

[KambahOne]

It's often said that bald men are more virile. The popular theory is that they have higher levels of the male hormone testosterone, which makes them more masculine and increases their sex drive, but they lose their hair at a younger age than average as a result. It is true that balding is dependent on testosterone.

Too many u turns under the sheets?

 

[bulldogsfan_88]

Mabrook - baby #2

Cheers man appreciate that

 

[CroydonDog]

My wife went and had a dating scan today (baby number 2 due in September) and apparently they can tell you which ovary the egg comes from now (apparently hers came from the left). Next they are gonna be ablw to tell you which nut the sperm came from

Scary stuff when you find out its not even from your nut...

 

[ASSASSIN]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

[Scoooby]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

Wow random

 

[Wahesh]

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

[tonee]

You can not lick your elbows.

 

[Wahesh]

You can not lick your elbows.

Nearly everyone who reads that for the first time will try.

 

[CroydonDog]

You can not lick your elbows.

Anecdotally around 1% of people can. There are a few videos on youtube, but a warning before you try to find said videos, they are a bit freakish, like this woman: