Random Facts.

It's how they sext in Asia.

 

The most common surnames in the world are Li (or Lee), Zhang, Wang, Nguyen, García, González,Hernández, Smith, Smirnov and Müller.

 

Most used first name is Mohummad IIRC.

 

Where's the fukin keyboard??????

 

Oh it's there. If the computer is that small, imagine how small the keyboard is.

 

That's because every Muslim family names their first-born son Mouhammed lol.

 

It's often said that bald men are more virile. The popular theory is that they have higher levels of the male hormone testosterone, which makes them more masculine and increases their sex drive, but they lose their hair at a younger age than average as a result. It is true that balding is dependent on testosterone.

 

Pretty sure that one has been debunked.

I think its something someone made up to make a bald bloke feel better one day and it went from there. Bit like telling a bride rain on her wedding day is good luck...

 

My wife went and had a dating scan today (baby number 2 due in September) and apparently they can tell you which ovary the egg comes from now (apparently hers came from the left). Next they are gonna be ablw to tell you which nut the sperm came from

 

I jerk off so much my mum went bald

 

Mabrook - baby #2

 

Too many u turns under the sheets?

 

Cheers man appreciate that

 

Scary stuff when you find out its not even from your nut...

 

My cats breath smells like cat food.

 

Wow random

 

Nearly everyone who reads that for the first time will try.

 

Anecdotally around 1% of people can. There are a few videos on youtube, but a warning before you try to find said videos, they are a bit freakish, like this woman: