Pick Up Lines

[Hacky McAxe]

I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

I used this when I was young and it actually worked.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

When I was a young adult, me and a mate went to a house party. My mate tried to hit on the chick who was hosting the party by saying, "so... Do you come here often or what?"

 

[COVENS]

I used this when I was young and it actually worked.

It's kind of like this one:

I've shit my pants, can I borrow yours?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

My favourite is the anti-pick up lines:

"did you fall from heaven? That would explain how you messed up your face"

 

[Jai81]

I used this when I was young and it actually worked.

me too mate, its the only one that ever worked for me

 

[DinkumDog]

My favourite is the anti-pick up lines:

"did you fall from heaven? That would explain how you messed up your face"

‘I’ve got a bad back’
‘Yeah, your front isn’t too flash either’

 

[Dakdah]

Did you trip over a tree today? How about a root?

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Did you trip over a tree today? How about a root?

Me: "what did the dog say to the tree?"

Her: "what?"

Me: "bark"

Her: "Hehe, that's funny"

Me: "what did the tree reply?"

Her: "what?"

Me: "how about a root instead?"

 

[DinkumDog]

This book was a good laugh and apparently based on real experiences of the author:

Learn the tricks of the trade such as ‘peacocking’ and ‘negging’. It’s good gear .

 

[MatstaDogg]

True Storey.

Long time ago i went to a night club in Canberra with a group of lebo mates, there was a great night club known for easy "pick up" called the Bin. We ran into a group of Oz girls and started chatting with them, they asked if we Lebanese so we lied and said no we not, they said good and started talking about how creepy lebs are and that they don't have any respect for women and wouldn't stop! long Storey short Just before we walked away one of the boys asked where you going now girls? They replied we going to the bin. He replied nice we'll meet you there with the rest of the garbage and we walked away.

I know the club, it was called The Private Bin. It changed names a few times since. No idea if it exists anymore.

 

[MatstaDogg]

This book was a good laugh and apparently based on real experiences of the author:
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Learn the tricks of the trade such as ‘peacocking’ and ‘negging’. It’s good gear .

I've got that book. A mate of mine brought it for me after I separated from my ex. He reckoned I "needed help" to get back in to the dating game lol.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

wheres your sense of adventure?

Na no way, I don't want to mess this one up. Younger, smarter, rich family...I'll fuck it up some how

 

[MatstaDogg]

I have one that has worked on several occasions to open the door. I have two variations of it. You just have to gauge which one and when to use it.

Standard approach:

What's the difference between me and the Titanic?
I know how to break the ice...hi my name is (insert name). Then you can spit your game from then out.

Dirty approach: ( this one you have to gauge it lol)

What's the difference between me and the Titanic?
I don't need to hit an iceberg to go down...

 

[COVENS]

Na no way, I don't want to mess this one up. Younger, smarter, rich family...I'll fuck it up some how

Maybe ask... No beg for her to give you money and take your virginity?

 

[The DoggFather]

I've got that book. A mate of mine brought it for me after I separated from my ex. He reckoned I "needed help" to get back in to the dating game lol.

Just offer to show them your 12 inch baguette

 

[Mr 95%]

Just offer to show them your 12 inch baguette

And don’t forget to add..I wanna put it your oven ..and let it rise..

 

[The DoggFather]

And don’t forget to add..I wanna put it your oven ..and let it rise..

Man I got a hundred pick up lines for my bearded baker brother....

Are you a plain bagel? Because I like you with nothing on.

 

[CrittaMagic69]

Maybe ask... No beg for her to give you money and take your virginity?

Clothes on or off when I beg?

 

[COVENS]

Clothes on or off when I beg?

Preferably off. The trick is to be as pathetic as possible

 

[Mr 95%]

I've got that book. A mate of mine brought it for me after I separated from my ex. He reckoned I "needed help" to get back in to the dating game lol.

As Baker all you need MD is these ..

Hey baby, dough you wanna get down & dirty tonight?

Things would be a lot butter if you just came over — I'm bready for you.

I think I could bake you feel reallllll happy.

Baby, I really knead you right now.