Pick Up Lines

[Kempsey Dog]

Show me your axe wound...

 

[wendog33]

I know I'm reaally going to regret this but can someone translate this.

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10207097870342185&id=1144083967

 

[CrittaMagic69]

@COVENS i've been practicing begging for about an hour and a half, worked on a few different facial expressions, penis position, etc. Also managed to get 3 situps and 7 pushups in. Bet she will be all over me.

 

[wendog33]

@COVENS i've been practicing begging for about an hour and a half, worked on a few different facial expressions, penis position, etc. Also managed to get 3 situps and 7 pushups in. Bet she will be all over me.

A few shaving nicks using toilet paper ala Norman Gunston should finish off your look

 

[dog 4life]

So you completely disregarded all the shit she was saying about the Lebanese guys and focused on what my mate said! Are you in agreement with what she claimed?

so you mate helped her out and confirmed his lack of respect for women?

 

[MatstaDogg]

The good old days bro! I'm old school we had the best time ever in the 90s before all this internet shit came out, feel sorry for the youngsters now days glued to the phone all day

I hear ya mate. Late 90's and early 2000's was when I was hitting the club scene up. Good times indeed. Lots of money wasted, copious amounts of alcohol drunk, heap of pussy crushed, some drugs partaken plenty of memories to look back on.

 

[MatstaDogg]

Show me your axe wound...

Show us where the pig bit ya!!

 

[dog 4life]

Lmaooo

I hear ya mate. Late 90's and early 2000's was when I was hitting the club scene up. Good times indeed. Lots of money wasted, copious amounts of alcohol drunk, heap of pussy crushed, some drugs partaken plenty of memories to look back on.

 

[steve1700]

Those pants look tight on you... how do you get into them

 

[Alan79]

I found that pick up lines don't work for me. My solution is to carry around several jars with a spider in each. Deploy a spider discreetly which you can then save the target from. Their gratitude will be immense.

 

[Bulldog1966]

My face will be leaving in quarter of an hour...
I want you to be on it

 

[Grunthos]

"Behold and rejoice, for you are the most blessed above all women!
I am the angel Gabriel sent to you by the lord God almighty himself to do some heavenly bonking...!"

 

[south of heaven]

You ever had a struggle snuggle before?

 

[flamebouyant]

The wog boy. "You know, they say that you are what you eat, and by tomorrow, i want to be you!".

 

[flamebouyant]

You ever had a struggle snuggle before?

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

 

[Mr 95%]

95 you got gifts. What do you do with the one hour of the day the ladies aren’t lining up? .

Sit around..

 

[COVENS]

@COVENS i've been practicing begging for about an hour and a half, worked on a few different facial expressions, penis position, etc. Also managed to get 3 situps and 7 pushups in. Bet she will be all over me.

Maybe try tucking your penis between your legs?

 

[Mr 95%]

Ok, where's your deep heat or do you prefer vicks? ,)

Actually funny story WD..I was playing a game of footy and had just rubbed some Deep Heat on my arm.. I then tucked my jersey into my shorts with the hand that rubbed the Deep Heat on..bad move.. You will never know the pain!!!

 

[Grunthos]

"They say, do unto others as you would have them do unto you, the problem is most people won't like what I like to do..."

That's not a pick-up line that's just me...

 

[Sandra's Bollocks]

I've never had to use a pick up line in my life.

*hides bottle of rohypnol*