Philosophy/ motivationals

[blueyedsamurai]

 

[CroydonDog]

I'm impressed these guys spoke perfect English

 

[Flanagun]

"Where the fuck am I?" Christopher Columbus

 

[CroydonDog]

"Where the fuck am I?" Christopher Columbus

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo.

 

[Flanagun]

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo.

"Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza."

The other Michaelangelo

 

[The DoggFather]

"I work in the dark to serve the light"

 

[blueyedsamurai]

"Where the fuck am I?" Christopher Columbus

Your thirst must be quenched - Bill Cosby

 

[blueyedsamurai]

I'm impressed these guys spoke perfect English

Not sure if they'd have the same effect with the original language.

 

[CroydonDog]

"Scattered showers my fucking arse" - Noah.

 

[blueyedsamurai]

 

[Wahesh]

There are hundreds of billions of stars in the milky way - possibly trillions. I doubt there is room for hundreds of billions of micro-machine bikes in this dudes garage.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

There are hundreds of billions of stars in the milky way - possibly trillions. I doubt there is room for hundreds of billions of micro-machine bikes in this dudes garage.

Kids these days don't get the old racist jokes.

 

[Wahesh]

Kids these days don't get the old racist jokes.

I get it dude, I was being a smart arse with my reply

 

[blueyedsamurai]

There are hundreds of billions of stars in the milky way - possibly trillions. I doubt there is room for hundreds of billions of micro-machine bikes in this dudes garage.

Have you ever seen his garage before?

 

[blueyedsamurai]

Kids these days don't get the old racist jokes.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

 

[Wahesh]

Have you ever seen his garage before?

Behold: the worlds biggest multi-story bike park in Amsterdam. Capacity: 7000 bikes.

In order to hold billions, you'll need a freaking hanger.

 

[blueyedsamurai]

Behold: the worlds biggest multi-story bike park in Amsterdam. Capacity: 7000 bikes.

In order to hold billions, you'll need a freaking hanger.

He's a super smart scientist, it more then likely he'd have alternate dimension garages. check and mate

 

[Wahesh]

He's a super smart scientist, it more then likely he'd have alternate dimension garages. check and mate

Likely, not proven. Reverse check mate, mate

 

[blueyedsamurai]

Likely, not proven. Reverse check mate, mate

Thats because you took the wrong pill