Noah's Ark 2.0

[Memberberries]

I agree with the atheists on that one

 

[Kaz]

How did all the marsupials go from the northern hemisphere to end up in Australia after they departed the arc in present day Turkey?

Illegal boats.

 

[south of heaven]

Illegal boats.

Close Qantas the flying kangaroo

 

[CrittaMagic69]

I'd take 9 different species of females (bisexual female couples) and start a harem. I'd also take my dog and one of his friends.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Im might throw some pork on ze webber this arvo give me some ideas.
Im pretty hooked on bbq thigh fillets though.
Cept thigh is now more expensive then breast ***** clued on its better.

Thigh fillets are the good shit. Try them with some Teriyaki sauce. Bloody delicious.

For pork it depends on the cut, but a Greek style garlic, oregano and lemon always works wonders. Add a bit of paprika too 'cause paprika works on anything.

 

[K E]

Im might throw some pork on ze webber this arvo give me some ideas.
Im pretty hooked on bbq thigh fillets though.
Cept thigh is now more expensive then breast ***** clued on its better.

Went to the butcher last week and got 4 rib eye steaks. I asked them to mince it for me. The chick literally said "why do you want them minced?" and gave me a "are you a fucking idiot?" look. I told her I'm making burgers with them.

Let me fucking tell you, THE best burger I've ever had. Bit of salt and pepper on each side to get a nice crust cooked medium rare and it's just like sex. Except I have it. And it lasted longer than twenty seconds.

 

[Memberberries]

Went to the butcher last week and got 4 rib eye steaks. I asked them to mince it for me. The chick literally said "why do you want them minced?" and gave me a "are you a fucking idiot?" look. I told her I'm making burgers with them.

Let me fucking tell you, THE best burger I've ever had. Bit of salt and pepper on each side to get a nice crust cooked medium rare and it's just like sex. Except I have it. And it lasted longer than twenty seconds.

Can you come to Macquarie park and make me a burger?

 

[The DoggFather]

Sort of strengthens science case of it only being a regional flood and not world wide.

 

[The DoggFather]

Did you read the script?

"It is likely that all the animal on the planet will die except for the ones that you bring on the boat."

So you think I'm going to bring the animals on board then abandon ship myself and drown?

Do we need to bring all 200 genders? If we do, we're gonna need a bigger boat!

 

[Wahesh]

Do we need to bring all 200 genders? If we do, we're gonna need a bigger boat!

The whole idea of the flood is cleanse the world of the other 7000 vermin genders there are bro.

 

[The DoggFather]

The whole idea of the flood is cleanse the world of the other 7000 vermin genders there are bro.

Next event won't be a flood, it will be fire (nuclear, solar flare, etc)

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Went to the butcher last week and got 4 rib eye steaks. I asked them to mince it for me. The chick literally said "why do you want them minced?" and gave me a "are you a fucking idiot?" look. I told her I'm making burgers with them.

Let me fucking tell you, THE best burger I've ever had. Bit of salt and pepper on each side to get a nice crust cooked medium rare and it's just like sex. Except I have it. And it lasted longer than twenty seconds.

I like to get them to Mince up some brisket. Partially because it tastes great as a burger, but also because it jams up the mincer.

 

[The DoggFather]

I like to get them to Mince up some brisket. Partially because it tastes great as a burger, but also because it jams up the mincer.

Do you add any fat to your burgers? IE 80/20 mix?

 

[The DoggFather]

1. Dogs (companions)
2. Chickens (food)
3. Cows (food)
4. Lamb (food)
5. Lions (king of the jungle)
6. Buffalo (for the Lions to eat)
7. Salmon (sushi, sashimi etc...)
8. Barramundi (fish & chips)
9. Octopus (obviously)
10. Geekos (look at him, isn't he cute? Goochi goochi gooch ).

Why you putting seafood on the boat habibeh? Lol

***** can swim lol

 

[The DoggFather]

Honestly if I couldn't eat pork I'd probably die.

The pig is the only evidence that I need to prove there is a God and He loves us!

It's a wonderful, magical animal lol

 

[south of heaven]

Do you add any fat to your burgers? IE 80/20 mix?

Add this to your roast potatos .

Farrrk me

 

[The DoggFather]

Add this to your roast potatos .
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Farrrk me

King oath bro!

 

[Flanagun]

1. Sloths - because I identify with them.

2. Who am I kidding? Couldn’t be bothered to complete the rest of my list.

 

[Wahesh]

Why you putting seafood on the boat habibeh? Lol

***** can swim lol

If it's a wipeout, they'll all get swept into dry land, so keep some of them in a special fish tank I'll make

 

[The DoggFather]

If it's a wipeout, they'll all get swept into dry land, so keep some of them in a special fish tank I'll make

Ok then add all shellfish, squid and octopus lol