Noah's Ark 2.0

[Wahesh]

 

[Wahesh]

1. Dogs (companions)
2. Chickens (food)
3. Cows (food)
4. Lamb (food)
5. Lions (king of the jungle)
6. Buffalo (for the Lions to eat)
7. Salmon (sushi, sashimi etc...)
8. Barramundi (fish & chips)
9. Octopus (obviously)
10. Geekos (look at him, isn't he cute? Goochi goochi gooch ).

 

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How did all the marsupials go from the northern hemisphere to end up in Australia after they departed the arc in present day Turkey?

 

[The DoggFather]

1. Lions
2. Bears
3. Dogs
4. Pork
5. Lamb
6. Beef
7. Chicken
8. Rhinos
9. Elephants
10. Screaming goats

PS Peking Duck and Seafood don't need to be on the boat, more room for pork lol

 

[The DoggFather]

How did all the marsupials go from the northern hemisphere to end up in Australia after they departed the arc in present day Turkey?

IIRC, experts say it was a regional flood (Mid East) rather than a world wide flood.

 

[Memberberries]

IIRC, experts say it was a regional flood (Mid East) rather than a world wide flood.

That means Noah left the kangaroos at home?

 

[Wahesh]

1. Lions
2. Bears
3. Dogs
4. Pork
5. Lamb
6. Beef
7. Chicken
8. Rhinos
9. Elephants
10. Screaming goats

I LOVE how you refer to certain animals by the food they produce, ie, Pork, Beef

 

[Memberberries]

@ASSASSIN
Check my post in Facebook thread.

I don't hold science in high regard.

Even Nikola Tesla, a man of science who kicked us forward into the 20th century was also a man of god.

 

[Memberberries]

I LOVE how you refer to certain animals by the food they produce, ie, Pork, Beef

Anything to piss off a Jew.

Muslims though, they eat pork in secret as a guilty pleasure.

One of Muslim friends told me about a loophole how they allowed to eat pork if there's nothing else to eat and it's for survival.

 

[Wahesh]

Anything to piss off a Jew.

Muslims though, they eat pork in secret as a guilty pleasure.

One of Muslim friends told me about a loophole how they allowed to eat pork if there's nothing else to eat and it's for survival.

True but the chances of them running into that loophole are quite slim.

I love pork, but don't eat it that often. For example, earlier this year I had a full rack of pork ribs are Hurricane's - first time in over a decade I had them!

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Anything to piss off a Jew.

Muslims though, they eat pork in secret as a guilty pleasure.

One of Muslim friends told me about a loophole how they allowed to eat pork if there's nothing else to eat and it's for survival.

Honestly if I couldn't eat pork I'd probably die.

 

[CaptainJackson]

1. Dogs (companions)
2. Chickens (food)
3. Cows (food)
4. Lamb (food)
5. Lions (king of the jungle)
6. Buffalo (for the Lions to eat)
7. Salmon (sushi, sashimi etc...)
8. Barramundi (fish & chips)
9. Octopus (obviously)
10. Geekos (look at him, isn't he cute? Goochi goochi gooch ).

I'm assuming when you say food you mean food for humans but if humans are not on of the 10 species you're saving, then why are you saving food

 

[haz123]

Only one would make it for sure that rare protected species.
Bilby Slater.

 

[Memberberries]

True but the chances of them running into that loophole are quite slim.

I love pork, but don't eat it that often. For example, earlier this year I had a full rack of pork ribs are Hurricane's - first time in over a decade I had them!

You just create the loophole.
If I were a man of Islam I'd smell it getting fried up n say, yep there's nothing else to eat right now so please forgive me Allah

 

[Wahesh]

I'm assuming when you say food you mean food for humans but if humans are not on of the 10 species you're saving, then why are you saving food

Did you read the script?

"It is likely that all the animal on the planet will die except for the ones that you bring on the boat."

So you think I'm going to bring the animals on board then abandon ship myself and drown?

 

[south of heaven]

Honestly if I couldn't eat pork I'd probably die.

Im might throw some pork on ze webber this arvo give me some ideas.
Im pretty hooked on bbq thigh fillets though.
Cept thigh is now more expensive then breast ***** clued on its better.

 

[CaptainJackson]

Did you read the script?

"It is likely that all the animal on the planet will die except for the ones that you bring on the boat."

So you think I'm going to bring the animals on board then abandon ship myself and drown?

Yes I did. Technically we're animals too and it says that there's only room for 10 species of animals

 

[Memberberries]

My favourite argument about faith is when they try using gravity as an example.

Why doesn't a man of faith come with me on top of a tall building so we can test it out?

 

[Wahesh]

Yes I did. Technically we're animals too and it says that there's only room for 10 species of animals

 

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