Krazy Konspiracy Discussion Thread

[south of heaven]

Klaus schwab and the wef talked about this already... its not a conspiracy mate

The kennel doesn't even exist dude ,and strawberry jam causes prolonged erections with mild autism

 

[Hacky McAxe]

i still can’t believe you did the sociology studies for the “social dilemma” documentary..

come to think of it,has anyone ever seen you and forrest gump in the same room?

Mama always said that life is like a bunch of Kennel threads. Full of crap but still pretty funny.

 

[Hacky McAxe]

Klaus schwab and the wef talked about this already... its not a conspiracy mate

It's a conspiracy if you can't understand the difference between a preparedness simulation and an actual event.

It's like when they ran simulations back in 2013 to show how a pandemic could affect the world, and Bill Gates talked about how it would cause major issues and based on past experience, a pandemic was expected to come in the next 20 years.

Everyone jumped on that to claim that Bill Gates planned it because the idiots don't understand risk management and preparedness simulations. These sort of simulations are run all the time.

If you're really going to go down that rabbit hole, and you don't understand the purpose of simulations, then I'm going to blow your mind:

The earth is going to be destroyed by an asteroid!

Nasa asteroid simulation ends in unavoidable disaster for Earth

SpaceX boss Elon Musk says failed exercise proves ‘we need larger and more advanced rockets’

www.independent.co.uk

Russia and the US are going to destroy half the world with nuclear weapons!

PLAN A | Princeton Science & Global Security

SGS developed a new simulation for a plausible escalating war between the United States and Russia using realistic nuclear force postures, targets and fatality estimates. It is estimated that there would be more than 90 million people dead and injured within the first few hours of the conflict.

sgs.princeton.edu

Bulldogs are going to win the premiership!

NRL Ladder Predictor

The Official Ladder Predictor of the NRL Premiership Season. Make your predictions to forecast the final ladder, Finals Series and the Grand Final winner.

ladderpredictor.nrl.com

 

[wendog33]

Mama always said that life is like a bunch of Kennel threads. Full of crap but still pretty funny.

Explain Stoopid is as stoopid does.

 

[Horse]

The planned exercise is scheduled for July next month…. Prepare guys

How should I prepare for this?

Your top 5-10 pointers would be greatly appreciated

 

[likeadoggy]

It's a conspiracy if you can't understand the difference between a preparedness simulation and an actual event.

It's like when they ran simulations back in 2013 to show how a pandemic could affect the world, and Bill Gates talked about how it would cause major issues and based on past experience, a pandemic was expected to come in the next 20 years.

Everyone jumped on that to claim that Bill Gates planned it because the idiots don't understand risk management and preparedness simulations. These sort of simulations are run all the time.

If you're really going to go down that rabbit hole, and you don't understand the purpose of simulations, then I'm going to blow your mind:

The earth is going to be destroyed by an asteroid!

Nasa asteroid simulation ends in unavoidable disaster for Earth

SpaceX boss Elon Musk says failed exercise proves ‘we need larger and more advanced rockets’

www.independent.co.uk

Russia and the US are going to destroy half the world with nuclear weapons!

PLAN A | Princeton Science & Global Security

SGS developed a new simulation for a plausible escalating war between the United States and Russia using realistic nuclear force postures, targets and fatality estimates. It is estimated that there would be more than 90 million people dead and injured within the first few hours of the conflict.

sgs.princeton.edu

Bulldogs are going to win the premiership!

NRL Ladder Predictor

The Official Ladder Predictor of the NRL Premiership Season. Make your predictions to forecast the final ladder, Finals Series and the Grand Final winner.

ladderpredictor.nrl.com

so after all that they STILL didn’t have enough masks..

 

[likeadoggy]

Mama always said that life is like a bunch of Kennel threads. Full of crap but still pretty funny.

full of crap is right haha

 

[Hacky McAxe]

so after all that they STILL didn’t have enough masks..

Yep. 'cause most governments ignored the warnings. The WHO warned about it after SARS. They advised all governments to prepare a pandemic response. Everyone ignored them.

 

[likeadoggy]

Yep. 'cause most governments ignored the warnings. The WHO warned about it after SARS. They advised all governments to prepare a pandemic response. Everyone ignored them.

so every government in the world ignored the WHO but then suddenly the WHO knew everything and people weren’t allowed to go to the beach. Makes sense..

 

[steeliz]

The kennel doesn't even exist dude ,and strawberry jam causes prolonged erections with mild autism

That actually explains a lot...........................................

 

[Hacky McAxe]

so every government in the world ignored the WHO but then suddenly the WHO knew everything and people weren’t allowed to go to the beach. Makes sense..

Yes

Pandemic preparedness

www.euro.who.int

The International Health Regulations Review Committee declared in 2011 that: "The world is ill-prepared to respond to a severe influenza pandemic or to any similarly global, sustained and threatening public-health emergency."

WHO recommends that all Member States update their pandemic preparedness plans based on the lessons learnt from the 2009 pandemic, new evidence on the effectiveness of public health measures that has become available, and an ongoing risk assessment. To date, 16 countries have published revised national pandemic plans since the 2009 pandemic.

 

[Dogna88]

so every government in the world ignored the WHO but then suddenly the WHO knew everything and people weren’t allowed to go to the beach. Makes sense..

Brahhh. WHO ARE ALL LIZARD PEOPLE. THEY WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH YOU. LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE. ITS THERE IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH

 

[likeadoggy]

Brahhh. WHO ARE ALL LIZARD PEOPLE. THEY WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX WITH YOU. LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE. ITS THERE IF YOU DO YOUR RESEARCH

sounds as though you have them well occupied

 

[likeadoggy]

Yes

Pandemic preparedness

www.euro.who.int

The International Health Regulations Review Committee declared in 2011 that: "The world is ill-prepared to respond to a severe influenza pandemic or to any similarly global, sustained and threatening public-health emergency."

WHO recommends that all Member States update their pandemic preparedness plans based on the lessons learnt from the 2009 pandemic, new evidence on the effectiveness of public health measures that has become available, and an ongoing risk assessment. To date, 16 countries have published revised national pandemic plans since the 2009 pandemic.

so where are the mass sackings then? or don’t we really care that every government in the world inexplicably defied the advice of the actual organization they put in place..

 

[Hacky McAxe]

so where are the mass sackings then? or don’t we really care that every government in the world inexplicably defied the advice of the actual organization they put in place..

Have we ever cared?

The WHO gave advice, governments ignored the advice, life goes on. This stuff happens all the time. They develop intergovernmental organisations to provide advice based on the best available information, then generally ignore the advice if it's inconvenient.

WHO - "Prepare for a pandemic"

Governments - "Sounds expensive. We'll just deal with it if it ever happens"

IPCC - "Reduce CO2 to limit the impacts of climate change"

Governments - "Sounds expensive. We'll just deal with the effects when they happen"

We have governments that serve limited terms. Give them advice to spend money now to prevent problems in the future and they'll say, "Why would I help make my opponent look good in the future?"

 

[Mr 95%]

Yep. 'cause most governments ignored the warnings. The WHO warned about it after SARS. They advised all governments to prepare a pandemic response. Everyone ignored them.

Australia had a great plan Hacky but then put it on the back burner..

Australia ran its last national pandemic practice in 2008

In the 2000s, Australia was a world leader in pandemic planning, running comprehensive outbreak simulations. But a few things happened in the 2010s which meant these exercises went on the backburner.

www.google.com.au

 

[likeadoggy]

Have we ever cared?

The WHO gave advice, governments ignored the advice, life goes on. This stuff happens all the time. They develop intergovernmental organisations to provide advice based on the best available information, then generally ignore the advice if it's inconvenient.

WHO - "Prepare for a pandemic"

Governments - "Sounds expensive. We'll just deal with it if it ever happens"

IPCC - "Reduce CO2 to limit the impacts of climate change"

Governments - "Sounds expensive. We'll just deal with the effects when they happen"

We have governments that serve limited terms. Give them advice to spend money now to prevent problems in the future and they'll say, "Why would I help make my opponent look good in the future?"

we’ve never been put into lockdown before ya fuckin unit

 

[Dogna88]

we’ve never been put into lockdown before ya fuckin unit

The lizard people couldn't push for lockdowns before because they had not become erect yet. Now the have raging hard-ons... they can force lockdowns, then lock their schlongs in our anus

 

[likeadoggy]

The lizard people couldn't push for lockdowns before because they had not become erect yet. Now the have raging hard-ons... they can force lockdowns, then lock their schlongs in our anus

righto

 

[Hacky McAxe]

we’ve never been put into lockdown before ya fuckin unit

How did you know that I'm a fuckin unit?

You been spying on me?

You work for the gubmint?